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(putdown lines are like,, anti-pickup lines ig)

no inappropriate ones !!! (unless a mod or philo says we can?Ā šŸ˜³)

here are someĀ Me thought of

are you terraria? because i don't want to see our journey's end

wait there's only one that's appropriateĀ What,, im a lot better at being meanĀ ig here are some putdown lines

are you corpse? cause i want to choke you like i hate you, butĀ i don't love you

are you a bag of something at home depot? because i feel an overwhelming urge to slap you as hard as i can

are you an eraser? cause i want to poke several holes in you with my pencil

am i a creeper? cause if i die you are too

are you my bed? cause i want to jump up and down on you

are you an egg? because i want to crack your skull open on a counter in a similar fashion to what you would do to one

are you my mom? because i love you but ngl you're a huge idiotĀ and i disagree with you most of the time

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20 minutes ago, alex602h said:

Um, I think this is a slightly innapropriate pickup line-

Oh well, here's putdown line

Are you a slinky? Because I want to push you down the stairs

I think it was like crushing,*sees that it's a pickup line*

nevermind.

it is 100% inappropiate.

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29 minutes ago, Zixvir said:

I think it was like crushing,*sees that it's a pickup line*

nevermind.

it is 100% inappropiate.

no ? that one was a putdown line not pickup line it means that i want to jump up and down on you so your bones break and you are in excruciating pain (obviously not You like- proverbial you or whatever the word is)

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1 hour ago, gamingcookie said:

no ? that one was a putdown line not pickup line it means that i want to jump up and down on you so your bones break and you are in excruciating pain (obviously not You like- proverbial you or whatever the word is)

good.

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"You're adorable to an extent that should be illegal, because I swear I'llĀ break the law for you if I have to. "

"Your personality isĀ sweeter than a Bounsweet and that should be impossible."
(Bounsweet is described as 'too sweet for a human to eat')

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