MAŠ¢Š¢RESS Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 (putdown lines are like,, anti-pickup lines ig) no inappropriate ones !!! (unless a mod or philo says we can?Ā š³) here are someĀ Me thought of are you terraria? because i don't want to see our journey's end wait there's only one that's appropriateĀ What,, im a lot better at being meanĀ ig here are some putdown lines are you corpse? cause i want to choke you like i hate you, butĀ i don't love you are you a bag of something at home depot? because i feel an overwhelming urge to slap you as hard as i can are you an eraser? cause i want to poke several holes in you with my pencil am i a creeper? cause if i die you are too are you my bed? cause i want to jump up and down on you are you an egg? because i want to crack your skull open on a counter in a similar fashion to what you would do to one are you my mom? because i love you but ngl you're a huge idiotĀ and i disagree with you most of the time 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAŠ¢Š¢RESS Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 @Flower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 are you a torch? bc you light up my world š³ 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex602h ,any pronouns, Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, gamingcookie said: are you my bed? cause i want to jump up and down on you Um, I think this is a slightly innapropriate pickup line- Oh well, here's putdown line Are you a slinky? Because I want to push you down the stairs 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 are you my mirror? bc i hate what i see š¤©š 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zixvir Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, alex602h said: Um, I think this is a slightly innapropriate pickup line- Oh well, here's putdown line Are you a slinky? Because I want to push you down the stairs I think it was like crushing,*sees that it's a pickup line* nevermind. it is 100% inappropiate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAŠ¢Š¢RESS Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 29 minutes ago, Zixvir said: I think it was like crushing,*sees that it's a pickup line* nevermind. it is 100% inappropiate. no ? that one was a putdown line not pickup line it means that i want to jump up and down on you so your bones break and you are in excruciating pain (obviously not You like- proverbial you or whatever the word is) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zixvir Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 1 hour ago, gamingcookie said: no ? that one was a putdown line not pickup line it means that i want to jump up and down on you so your bones break and you are in excruciating pain (obviously not You like- proverbial you or whatever the word is) good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanDLinkZz Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 "You're adorable to an extent that should be illegal, because I swear I'llĀ break the law for you if I have to. " "Your personality isĀ sweeter than a Bounsweet and that should be impossible." (Bounsweet is described as 'too sweet for a human to eat') Ā Ā 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanDLinkZz Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 OHOHOH I have another one! "Hey! You wanna dance?" Person says yes. "Okay! Go dance so I can talk to your pretty friend." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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