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5 hours ago, gamingcookie said:

*reads mind*

well no, you just read my post, so you would have to piece it from that.

3 hours ago, Lilytuft said:

*turns everyone into different kinds of berrybushes. zix is a cactus becasue sadn*

what does sadn mean?

oh wait, SAND.

hmmm...

well i'm guessing normal bushes.

if living:

I get out of the sand and onto my many roots I'll walk with.

I attack by spinning in a circle "laying down" where I'm in that position, but my roots are on the ground.

I can plant myself, and look like the rest of the normal ones.

I can kick sand with my roots.

I can grow berries, and probably plant them, but maybe they don't  grow unless pollinated.

with the berries I can lure things.

For example, I could lure a bunnel, and squish it, then have it's fertilizer after burying it.

I could also kill for vengeance.

but if I'm gonna get out of the desert, then  I'd have to get a giant pot, so that my roots would would work.

I could dunk it in water with my roots, and my roots are pretty long, so this would work.

my pot would be my bed.

I would need nutrients, so I'd want a worm pot and stuff.

probably either as a hat or as a bag.

but that's IF I'm moving cactus.

and that's just a plan. 

Btw, this is an rp (kinda) so maybe this is gonna be fun. For the person that said they were gonna animate this, have the chat going one at a time and slower, but different since I know what I am, and that would be about it.

a cactus from niche.

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3 hours ago, PurrSnoutMaster said:

*Takes over the woreld epically and kills everybody and is cool and rare shadow dodomingo*

how do you take over the world?

what do you even mean by taking over the world?

because that entails running for president, or doing something simaler, so that you take over the world. Taking over the world is having control

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1 minute ago, Zixvir said:

how do you take over the world?

what do you even mean by taking over the world?

because that entails running for president, or doing something simaler, so that you take over the world. Taking over the world is having control

(You're still asking for consistency? It's purposefully bad roleplay)

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On 5/10/2021 at 9:15 AM, Lilytuft said:

(You're still asking for consistency? It's purposefully bad roleplay)

I'm sand, I'm coarse, rough, and irritating.

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On 5/26/2021 at 9:29 AM, Polly said:

*screams so loudly that everyone goes deaf*

I have infinite hearing. It's telekinetic hearing. If any part of me goes near you I'll hear you.

so I canonically can tell what everyone is doing.

after all, I go everywhere.

which is only a problem since I'm coar-

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1 hour ago, RubyDreams said:

hey, if y'all don't mind, spade is queen now. hail queen spade, our only true leader

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(hello fellow discorder welcome to the forums :))))

Well bois, time to start a revolution

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3 hours ago, RubyDreams said:

hey, if y'all don't mind, spade is queen now. hail queen spade, our only true leader

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(Hi there, welcome to the forums! Trust me, this place isn't as bad as they say)

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7 hours ago, RubyDreams said:

hey, if y'all don't mind, spade is queen now. hail queen spade, our only true leader

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I thought your profile picture was ranboo for a second lol-

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7 hours ago, RubyDreams said:

hey, if y'all don't mind, spade is queen now. hail queen spade, our only true leader

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in this rp.

I'm sand.

I'm coarse rough, and irritating.

which wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't everywhere.

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Just now, Zixvir said:

in this rp.

I'm sand.

I'm coarse rough, and irritating.

which wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't everywhere.

I go to sand planet.

grab loads of sand.

I put it in sand bags.

turn those into leaves.

and now I can hold leaves.

very heavy leaves.

I create a leaf blade.

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also I have infinite hearing so if it's quite enough I can hear your thoughts.

but not really since I'm telekinetic so I make to much noise from the magic.

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1 hour ago, Zixvir said:

also I have infinite hearing so if it's quite enough I can hear your thoughts.

but not really since I'm telekinetic so I make to much noise from the magic.

thoughts don't make noise though

(finally! succumb to the inconsistency!)

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1 hour ago, Zixvir said:

I have snuck a single grain of my sand into everyone's ears.

Joke's on you, I don't have ears!

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2 hours ago, Lilytuft said:

Joke's on you, I don't have ears!

It's in your pot

2 hours ago, Lilytuft said:

thoughts don't make noise though

(finally! succumb to the inconsistency!)

yes they do

it's called brainwaves.

plus, how do you think?

You're a plant, so it's not with a brain.

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