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I do always get that feeling where I wantt to be completely squished, my head, m y arms, my legs, my feet.

I'll still want to be able to do damage though.

there is a canadian candy(I don't live there, I live in virginia) called chicken bones I think. I could have those for bones. if not, I'll just have superior metal bones, maybe cartilage, though I don't need that.

maybe I could harden and become randomly stale to become stronger when I want to.

if I had metal bones, I would have literal brass knuckles. I would become a smaller person, and could I transform into a marshmallow?

if I would just be a marshmallow, I'd just make a robotĀ  body. maybe the one thatĀ  I just talked about.

I'll join.

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Just now, Zixvir said:

I do always get that feeling where I wantt to be completely squished, my head, m y arms, my legs, my feet.

I'll still want to be able to do damage though.

there is a canadian candy(I don't live there, I live in virginia) called chicken bones I think. I could have those for bones. if not, I'll just have superior metal bones, maybe cartilage, though I don't need that.

maybe I could harden and become randomly stale to become stronger when I want to.

if I had metal bones, I would have literal brass knuckles. I would become a smaller person, and could I transform into a marshmallow?

if I would just be a marshmallow, I'd just make a robotĀ  body. maybe the one thatĀ  I just talked about.

I'll join.

how would injuries heal?

would I just pour a solution on it to make it better?

would I just put the marshmallow ingrediants on it?

would I become bigger if non-sentient marshmallows are connected?

How would I move?

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1 hour ago, Zixvir said:

I do always get that feeling where I wantt to be completely squished, my head, m y arms, my legs, my feet.

I'll still want to be able to do damage though.

there is a canadian candy(I don't live there, I live in virginia) called chicken bones I think. I could have those for bones. if not, I'll just have superior metal bones, maybe cartilage, though I don't need that.

maybe I could harden and become randomly stale to become stronger when I want to.

if I had metal bones, I would have literal brass knuckles. I would become a smaller person, and could I transform into a marshmallow?

if I would just be a marshmallow, I'd just make a robotĀ  body. maybe the one thatĀ  I just talked about.

I'll join.

Ā 

1 hour ago, Zixvir said:

how would injuries heal?

would I just pour a solution on it to make it better?

would I just put the marshmallow ingrediants on it?

would I become bigger if non-sentient marshmallows are connected?

How would I move?

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This is about stuffed animals?...

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59 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

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This is about stuffed animals?...

ohhhhhhhhhhhh,

I didn't know.

but now that I do, I now want to join more.

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I HAVE ONE OF THEM!!! theyre not at this house tho : / some unicorn called like?? esmerelda or something??? i would say pretty name but honestly that sounds like the name of a very christian aunt who's about 40 years old and has 3 or 4 children, and is a little bit too cheery

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On 4/18/2021 at 5:28 AM, Zixvir said:

I do always get that feeling where I wantt to be completely squished, my head, m y arms, my legs, my feet.

I'll still want to be able to do damage though.

there is a canadian candy(I don't live there, I live in virginia) called chicken bones I think. I could have those for bones. if not, I'll just have superior metal bones, maybe cartilage, though I don't need that.

maybe I could harden and become randomly stale to become stronger when I want to.

if I had metal bones, I would have literal brass knuckles. I would become a smaller person, and could I transform into a marshmallow?

if I would just be a marshmallow, I'd just make a robotĀ  body. maybe the one thatĀ  I just talked about.

I'll join.

im scared

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On 4/18/2021 at 4:28 AM, Zixvir said:

I do always get that feeling where I wantt to be completely squished, my head, m y arms, my legs, my feet.

I'll still want to be able to do damage though.

there is a canadian candy(I don't live there, I live in virginia) called chicken bones I think. I could have those for bones. if not, I'll just have superior metal bones, maybe cartilage, though I don't need that.

maybe I could harden and become randomly stale to become stronger when I want to.

if I had metal bones, I would have literal brass knuckles. I would become a smaller person, and could I transform into a marshmallow?

if I would just be a marshmallow, I'd just make a robotĀ  body. maybe the one thatĀ  I just talked about.

I'll join.

this post is so funny we should make it a copypasta

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On 8/20/2022 at 7:23 PM, cookie said:

this post is so funny we should make it a copypasta

I do always get that feeling where I wantt to be completely squished, my head, m y arms, my legs, my feet.

I'll still want to be able to do damage though.

there is a canadian candy(I don't live there, I live in virginia) called chicken bones I think. I could have those for bones. if not, I'll just have superior metal bones, maybe cartilage, though I don't need that.

maybe I could harden and become randomly stale to become stronger when I want to.

if I had metal bones, I would have literal brass knuckles. I would become a smaller person, and could I transform into a marshmallow?

if I would just be a marshmallow, I'd just make a robotĀ  body. maybe the one thatĀ  I just talked about.

I'll join.

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