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2 hours ago, Zixvir said:

how do they throw me. I'm a human.

what do they do to capture me.

also, I freed pancake while giving them the nuts.

Kicks the gun out of squirrel’s hand and then shoots them through the face before kicking them into the ground

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8 minutes ago, Pancrack said:

Kicks the gun out of squirrel’s hand and then shoots them through the face before kicking them into the ground

the fluff is too strong, the bullet falls to the grow and squirrel yeets you

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28 minutes ago, Polly, The Squirrel Queen said:

the fluff is too strong, the bullet falls to the grow and squirrel yeets you

No Squirrels are so weak they can’t even swim

and their fur is so short they have to go into trees for winter or sleep underground to stay warm

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31 minutes ago, Pancrack said:

No Squirrels are so weak they can’t even swim

and their fur is so short they have to go into trees for winter or sleep underground to stay warm

this squirrel had very very fluffy fur

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26 minutes ago, Polly, The Squirrel Queen said:

this squirrel had very very fluffy fur

Then they would either Overheat or Just not be able yo move from the sheer weight of their fur

squirrels are not supposed to be really fluffy

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On 4/21/2021 at 7:51 PM, Pancrack said:

No Squirrels are so weak they can’t even swim

and their fur is so short they have to go into trees for winter or sleep underground to stay warm

 

On 4/21/2021 at 8:51 PM, Pancrack said:

Then they would either Overheat or Just not be able yo move from the sheer weight of their fur

squirrels are not supposed to be really fluffy

Same with humans

We have to learn to swim 

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uhhh, what's happening?

it's kinda hard to tell what actually happened.

I guess I'm not in prison.

well I had something to light the bomb so I pour gasoline on the squirrel and light it up.

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Just now, Zixvir said:

uhhh, what's happening?

it's kinda hard to tell what actually happened.

I guess I'm not in prison.

well I had something to light the bomb so I pour gasoline on the squirrel and light it up.

or, alternativly, squirt flaming gasoline on them.

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Just now, Zixvir said:

uhhh, what's happening?

it's kinda hard to tell what actually happened.

I guess I'm not in prison.

well I had something to light the bomb so I pour gasoline on the squirrel and light it up.

The squirrel shoots you

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9 minutes ago, Polly, The Squirrel Queen said:

The squirrel shoots you

isn't it still on fire?

it's gonna die anyway.

where did the bullet hit?

I'm assuming it shot me, but missed, because it's on fire.

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9 minutes ago, Zixvir said:

isn't it still on fire?

it's gonna die anyway.

where did the bullet hit?

I'm assuming it shot me, but missed, because it's on fire.

you missed because you got shot TWICE

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1 hour ago, Polly, The Squirrel Queen said:

you missed because you got shot TWICE

well I guess the ground around him is on fire

all I have to do is get gasoline on him.

I yeet the tank.

also where did I get shot.

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