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21 hours ago, Polly said:

everyone say o7 to Sam the rollypoly who was brutally murdered at recess 

o7

meanwhile at my school everyone walks around and is too scared of bugs. some will attack but mostly out of fear.

but no, mostly just running around having fun. R.I.P Sam. 

You should create a dirt grave

actually I just realized I could build things out of dirt at recess.

but ye, hire everyone to make a monument.

20 hours ago, cookie -she,her- said:

o7 rest in rip

I'd be concerened about rest in rest in piece but it makes sense.

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haha

Your prompt:
Green: If Pancake and I were drowning, who would you save?
Polly: You two can’t swim?
Pancake: It’s a hypothetical question, Polly! who would you save?
Polly: my time and effort.

Your prompt:
Green: WHY. why did you give Polly a KNIFE?!
Pancake: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Green: Now I feel unsafe!
Pancake: I’m sorry.
Pancake: ... would you like a knife?

Your prompt:
Green: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Pancake: Okay, but in my defense, Polly bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Green: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Your prompt:
Green, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Pancake: You did WHAT–
Polly: William Snakepeare

Your prompt:
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Green: Um, Pancake, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Pancake: We need money!
Green: You're scamming him?
Pancake: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Green: What?! No way!
Pancake: Why not? We already stole Polly!
Polly: Hey guys
Green: No, we didn't. Polly can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Polly: I wanna steal

Your prompt:
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Green please come to the front desk?
Green, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Pancake and Polly
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Pancake and Polly, simultaneously: We got lost : (
Green: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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cave trio version

Polly: What time is it?
Pepper: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Pepper: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Zixvir: WHO THE *f word* IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Pepper: It’s 2 am

Your prompt:
Polly, texting Pepper: Pepper! Help I’m being kidnapped
Zixvir: Where are you?
Polly: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Pepper: I’ll call Zixvir.
Zixvir, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Pepper: Where’s Polly? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Zixvir: Polly? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Zixvir:
Zixvir: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Zixvir: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Polly: WHO ARE YOU?!

Your prompt:
Polly: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Pepper: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Zixvir: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Your prompt:
Polly: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Pepper: We got spring water
Polly: NO.
Zixvir: with EXTRA minerals
Pepper: it's like licking a stalagmite
Polly: DON'T COME HOME.
Zixvir: Mmmmm cave water

Your prompt:
Pepper: If you had to choose between Zixvir and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Polly: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Zixvir: Polly!
Pepper: 63 cents.
Polly: I'll take the money.
Zixvir: POLLY!!!

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2 hours ago, Strawberry said:

haha

Your prompt:
Green: If Pancake and I were drowning, who would you save?
Polly: You two can’t swim?
Pancake: It’s a hypothetical question, Polly! who would you save?
Polly: my time and effort.

Your prompt:
Green: WHY. why did you give Polly a KNIFE?!
Pancake: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Green: Now I feel unsafe!
Pancake: I’m sorry.
Pancake: ... would you like a knife?

Your prompt:
Green: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Pancake: Okay, but in my defense, Polly bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Green: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Your prompt:
Green, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Pancake: You did WHAT–
Polly: William Snakepeare

Your prompt:
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Green: Um, Pancake, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Pancake: We need money!
Green: You're scamming him?
Pancake: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Green: What?! No way!
Pancake: Why not? We already stole Polly!
Polly: Hey guys
Green: No, we didn't. Polly can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Polly: I wanna steal

Your prompt:
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Green please come to the front desk?
Green, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Pancake and Polly
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Pancake and Polly, simultaneously: We got lost : (
Green: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

since my brain is getting rid of the differences it's accurate. Except Polly can't swim. It DOES jump time a bit to be accurate, and kinda mixes it too, but my brain wants it to be correct.

2 hours ago, Strawberry said:

cave trio version

Polly: What time is it?
Pepper: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Pepper: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Zixvir: WHO THE *f word* IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Pepper: It’s 2 am

Your prompt:
Polly, texting Pepper: Pepper! Help I’m being kidnapped
Zixvir: Where are you?
Polly: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Pepper: I’ll call Zixvir.
Zixvir, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Pepper: Where’s Polly? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Zixvir: Polly? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Zixvir:
Zixvir: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Zixvir: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Polly: WHO ARE YOU?!

Your prompt:
Polly: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Pepper: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Zixvir: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Your prompt:
Polly: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Pepper: We got spring water
Polly: NO.
Zixvir: with EXTRA minerals
Pepper: it's like licking a stalagmite
Polly: DON'T COME HOME.
Zixvir: Mmmmm cave water

Your prompt:
Pepper: If you had to choose between Zixvir and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Polly: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Zixvir: Polly!
Pepper: 63 cents.
Polly: I'll take the money.
Zixvir: POLLY!!!

not really accurate. I wouldn't be mad, I'd just con Pepper AND Polly. For the second to last, oh that one's a blast, it's almost comepletely correct if you only count on me. for the third to last, I only don't agree with burning a house down. I may accidentally kidnap someone  in an rp so that makes sense. And for the first one replace it with:

Person 1: what time is it?

Zixvir( or any chaotic character): IT'S MUFFIN TIME

person 2: ummm actually it's 12:30

Zixvir: SOMEBODY KILL ME

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10 minutes ago, Zixvir said:

since my brain is getting rid of the differences it's accurate. Except Polly can't swim. It DOES jump time a bit to be accurate, and kinda mixes it too, but my brain wants it to be correct.

not really accurate. I wouldn't be mad, I'd just con Pepper AND Polly. For the second to last, oh that one's a blast, it's almost comepletely correct if you only count on me. for the third to last, I only don't agree with burning a house down. I may accidentally kidnap someone  in an rp so that makes sense. And for the first one replace it with:

Person 1: what time is it?

Zixvir( or any chaotic character): IT'S MUFFIN TIME

person 2: ummm actually it's 12:30

Zixvir: SOMEBODY KILL ME

i didn't make them zix

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