MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 SJAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 SCREW YOU POLLY /LH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 LMAO YOU THOUGHT YOU WON??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 LOOK NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:OOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 [Intro]Woah! If it isn't a Lightner! Hey, hey, hey! Looks like you’re all alone on a late night All your friends abandoned you for the slime, you are? Sales gone down the drain, drain? Living in a goddamn garbage can? Hahahahaha!Friend, either you're closing your eyes To savings you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object In your community [Verse 1]Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right placeRipe for the picking, right monеy in your pocket!You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so vеry, very lucky! That you get to be investing in this very special productFrom everybody’s favorite number-one rated salesman, circa 1997Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it! Yes, I’m mighty proud to say it! Yes sir!Don’t you want to have a little fun, little sponge?Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?Live comfortably, capital at risk, yum-yum! Listen up! For the offer only comes just onceHey, chum! I can see you’re having violent thoughtsBut don’t you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot? Enquire today while the secret’s in stock! All you gotta do is hyperlink blockedI used to be nothing but the email guy Now I’m the "It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!" guy! Hahahahahaha! [Chorus] We’ve got never bettered bargains We’ve got deals you won’t believeWe can tell you what you want Before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargonHere’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit But we’ll take your heart for free [Verse 2] Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?Well, here’s one weird trick discovered by a momAnd I’m sure number five will surprise you! All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening! Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string! You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours! Hahahahaha! I wasn’t listening See, it says just here, right here, last year On the third of the fourth at five-oh-sixYou searched cat pics online, well, that’s just fineMoist, delicious cookiesLittle tippy-tap kitty catalyst, now we have a list And we’ll guess what every habit is Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran? You’ll be categorically catatonic At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands A cavalcade of all your favorite brands An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand! You’d better cancel your plans Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine? Why won’t Mike just call me? Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed? Bed bath? Bath sponge? Sponge who hates its $4.99 Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean? Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket? Jackdaw? Doorstop? Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture! Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado? Adderall? Ads are all seeping Ping pong? Ponchos? Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish? Shish kebab? Bobcat? Do you want a cat or not?Well, you wanna be a big shot, don’t you? Don’t you wanna be the next big thing? You can do it! Yes, it’s true, it’s really true There’s nothing to it, I can prove it, hear the registers ring! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring You’re kidding? It’s for you *garbage noise* Wanna know a secret? Hyperlink blockedYou too can have a communion with, hahahaha! Soon, I’ll even surpass that damned clown around town! [Chorus] We’ve got never bettered bargains We’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want Before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon Here’s our Darkner guaranteeWe take cash or card or credit But we’ll take your heart for free [Verse 3]Holy cungadero there, you funky, little worm You seem unaware of all the money you could earnIf you wanna get the gold Well, there is stuff you gotta learnMilk the humans of their kindness Then there’s butter to be churnedYou want it, need it, don't you see?But if you wanna make your screen green You’re gonna need my kromer keyYes, you’ve got trouble, my friend, whadayatalk? Right here in Cyber CitySee, I used to be a top-notch big shot! Best deals! Best wheels! Best, best prices in the tri-state area But you can get it back! Hahaha! Yes, you can! All you gotta do is follow through my twelve-step plan Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling meYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a grandWho’s gonna patronize a little bitty Two-by-four kinda store anymore? Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go! Make a deal! Big deal, high score! Our store is closing Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, oneNot skipping offers wired into your inbox Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot! All this and more, click, hyperlink blockedCan anyone hear me? HelpMike, Mike? Hahahaha! [Chorus] We’ve got never bettered bargains We’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want Before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon Here’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit But we’ll take your heart for free [Verse 4]Insurance! Know that I’m the best in policy! Honestly, do you want to end in poverty? Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!I’m here to talk about extended warranty!It’s a super bumper, liquidation, last chance First day, half price, fire sale like never before! And it’s there to explore, when you step in the doorThe very model of a modern major general store! But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well, you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they’re havingNow the ads have got the traffic And we’ve grabbed your demographic So you’re packing up your basket'Cause your dad has gotta have it He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it So you get it, you’re ecstatic but a crackle in the staticAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plasticSo you trash it then you get back into your car 'Cause you don’t have it And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well, you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the hads are very glad it'sHochi-mama, what a mouthful!In the encyclopedia of being afraidThere ain’t nothing to be scared of 'til there’s fees to be paid There’s deals to be made with seasonal savings!Regional ratings are lethally fadingScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising[Neat, little plate with a needless engraving]Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing Feet in the grave but gleefully trading Feeding the cravings, eat little playthingDeals so good I’ll **** myself Feeding the cravings, eat little playthingGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan Feeding the cravings, eat little playthingI can feel that smooth taste already! Feeding the cravings, eat little plaything Hyperlink blocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 [Intro]Woah! If it isn't a Lightner! Hey, hey, hey! Looks like you’re all alone on a late night All your friends abandoned you for the slime, you are? Sales gone down the drain, drain? Living in a goddamn garbage can? Hahahahaha!Friend, either you're closing your eyes To savings you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object In your community [Verse 1]Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right placeRipe for the picking, right monеy in your pocket!You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so vеry, very lucky! That you get to be investing in this very special productFrom everybody’s favorite number-one rated salesman, circa 1997Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it! Yes, I’m mighty proud to say it! Yes sir!Don’t you want to have a little fun, little sponge?Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?Live comfortably, capital at risk, yum-yum! Listen up! For the offer only comes just onceHey, chum! I can see you’re having violent thoughtsBut don’t you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot? Enquire today while the secret’s in stock! All you gotta do is hyperlink blockedI used to be nothing but the email guy Now I’m the "It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!" guy! Hahahahahaha! [Chorus] We’ve got never bettered bargains We’ve got deals you won’t believeWe can tell you what you want Before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargonHere’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit But we’ll take your heart for free [Verse 2] Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?Well, here’s one weird trick discovered by a momAnd I’m sure number five will surprise you! All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening! Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string! You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours! Hahahahaha! I wasn’t listening See, it says just here, right here, last year On the third of the fourth at five-oh-sixYou searched cat pics online, well, that’s just fineMoist, delicious cookiesLittle tippy-tap kitty catalyst, now we have a list And we’ll guess what every habit is Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran? You’ll be categorically catatonic At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands A cavalcade of all your favorite brands An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand! You’d better cancel your plans Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine? Why won’t Mike just call me? Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed? Bed bath? Bath sponge? Sponge who hates its $4.99 Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean? Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket? Jackdaw? Doorstop? Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture! Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado? Adderall? Ads are all seeping Ping pong? Ponchos? Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish? Shish kebab? Bobcat? Do you want a cat or not?Well, you wanna be a big shot, don’t you? Don’t you wanna be the next big thing? You can do it! Yes, it’s true, it’s really true There’s nothing to it, I can prove it, hear the registers ring! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring You’re kidding? It’s for you *garbage noise* Wanna know a secret? Hyperlink blockedYou too can have a communion with, hahahaha! Soon, I’ll even surpass that damned clown around town! [Chorus] We’ve got never bettered bargains We’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want Before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon Here’s our Darkner guaranteeWe take cash or card or credit But we’ll take your heart for free [Verse 3]Holy cungadero there, you funky, little worm You seem unaware of all the money you could earnIf you wanna get the gold Well, there is stuff you gotta learnMilk the humans of their kindness Then there’s butter to be churnedYou want it, need it, don't you see?But if you wanna make your screen green You’re gonna need my kromer keyYes, you’ve got trouble, my friend, whadayatalk? Right here in Cyber CitySee, I used to be a top-notch big shot! Best deals! Best wheels! Best, best prices in the tri-state area But you can get it back! Hahaha! Yes, you can! All you gotta do is follow through my twelve-step plan Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling meYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a grandWho’s gonna patronize a little bitty Two-by-four kinda store anymore? Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go! Make a deal! Big deal, high score! Our store is closing Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, oneNot skipping offers wired into your inbox Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot! All this and more, click, hyperlink blockedCan anyone hear me? HelpMike, Mike? Hahahaha! [Chorus] We’ve got never bettered bargains We’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want Before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon Here’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit But we’ll take your heart for free [Verse 4]Insurance! Know that I’m the best in policy! Honestly, do you want to end in poverty? Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!I’m here to talk about extended warranty!It’s a super bumper, liquidation, last chance First day, half price, fire sale like never before! And it’s there to explore, when you step in the doorThe very model of a modern major general store! But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well, you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they’re havingNow the ads have got the traffic And we’ve grabbed your demographic So you’re packing up your basket'Cause your dad has gotta have it He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it So you get it, you’re ecstatic but a crackle in the staticAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plasticSo you trash it then you get back into your car 'Cause you don’t have it And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well, you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the hads are very glad it'sHochi-mama, what a mouthful!In the encyclopedia of being afraidThere ain’t nothing to be scared of 'til there’s fees to be paid There’s deals to be made with seasonal savings!Regional ratings are lethally fadingScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising[Neat, little plate with a needless engraving]Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing Feet in the grave but gleefully trading Feeding the cravings, eat little playthingDeals so good I’ll **** myself Feeding the cravings, eat little playthingGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan Feeding the cravings, eat little playthingI can feel that smooth taste already! Feeding the cravings, eat little plaything Hyperlink blocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Redesign your logo, we know what we're doingWe are here to help you, everything's connectedTime is of the essence, we live in the futureColor makes us hungry, everything's connected Redesign your logo, we know how to do itMake the calculations, put them into actionWe will find the angle, starting with conventionOn to innovation, everything's connected Here we have a circle, smooth and inoffensiveThis will be the basis for your revolutionGravity is crucial, geomagnetismWith some calculation, we will find your logo DNA is crucial, we must understand itIn the human genome, we will find your logoEveryone will see it, every demographicIf they fail to see it, are they even human? Every demographic, men 18 to 30College educated women over 40Suicidal poets, fat midwestern fathersKids with diabetes, pentecostal preachers Mothers under 20, interracial couplesAtheist professors, government employeesXenophobes and racists, private aviatorsEveryone will see it, every demographic Think about it this way: guided evolutionThis will be a new breed, cutting edge but classicFully complementary, bold and self-sufficientSymbolizing freedom and, of course, your productWhen the logo's finished, then we will unveil itSeven billion people instantly enlightenedEveryone's rebranded, all the fighting's overSay goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected There's no longer language, only recognitionThere's no longer country, only corporate colorsColor makes us hungry, hunger makes us humanEveryone can see it, everything's connected Redesign your logo, give us all your moneyRedesign your logo, give us all your moneyRedesign your logo, give us all your moneyRedesign your logo, give us all your money(Give us all your money) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 LMAO LOOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 IF YOU WANT TO DELETE YOUR POSTS DELTE ALL OF THEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 OH BUT IT IS YOU WHO IS THE LOOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 Just now, pepper_ said: OH BUT IT IS YOU WHO IS THE LOOSER OH WAS IT? YOU WERE HELPING ME ALL ALONG!!!! THIS IS MY HOMETHREAD!!! AND MY GOAL WAS TO GET TO 100 PAGES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Just now, polly said: OH WAS IT? YOU WERE HELPING ME ALL ALONG!!!! THIS IS MY HOMETHREAD!!! AND MY GOAL WAS TO GET TO 100 PAGES YOU... YOU TRICKED ME!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD I HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN??? 😭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 Just now, pepper_ said: YOU... YOU TRICKED ME!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD I HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN??? 😭 SOB, PEEPEE, SOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 1 minute ago, polly said: SOB, PEEPEE, SOB. I WILL 😭😭😭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 lets look back at all the cursed images that has been posted here and, pepper blackmail 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 we got here by shear deltarune only btw. the deltarune started page 13 :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 On 10/4/2021 at 10:06 AM, polly said: 69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Polly I have reason to believe you’ve fallen off your rocker actually that happened a long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pancake said: Polly I have reason to believe you’ve fallen off your rocker actually that happened a long time ago yes i am very much off one's rocker phrase of rocker INFORMAL insane. "he looked so strange she thought he was off his rocker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 sexuality questioning why 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 me i think 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ap0110 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, polly said: me i think I can't see the picture 😭 why does this always happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 25 minutes ago, polly said: me i think which flag is that I forgot :cries: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now