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2 minutes ago, xXxTheLivingDeadxXx said:

"Did she just...dissapear?" 

 

-Past bf when my friend left to get us all oranges 

" WATOOOOOOOOooooo" 

 

-my dad playing as a stuffed cow...named cow...its my mom's stuffed cow...

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2 minutes ago, xXxTheLivingDeadxXx said:

" WATOOOOOOOOooooo" 

 

-my dad playing as a stuffed cow...named cow...its my mom's stuffed cow...

" W-what? I didn't steal ice cream as a kid! Your uncle ALWAYS tells stories, you know you can't believe him... man, who sells TENNIS BALLS!?" 

-my dad trying to defend himself 

 

"  You did, you know you sold them tennis balls down in Brooklyn...  and remember that time when you and rickie stole that *insert item* from a hotel?   Yeah man, he's still in jail... don't go lyin' to yo kids.. " 

-My uncle Bruce  

 

" see, it's true dad!" 

 

" what- no, he's crazy" 

-my dad

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"roses are red, i hit my head, get me out of school, i want to go to bed."

-my friend

 

"OH MY GOD THE PIPIS!11!1!!!1!"

-me

 

"do not the addison"

-my other friend

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