polly Posted April 3, 2022 Posted April 3, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 2:49 PM, Funtime Freddy said: "PEEPAW GO AWAY PLEASE" - Me I will not provide context for this. If you know, you know. i know 😎 2
Poo Posted April 3, 2022 Posted April 3, 2022 "Did she just...dissapear?" -Past bf when my friend left to get us all oranges
Poo Posted April 3, 2022 Posted April 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, xXxTheLivingDeadxXx said: "Did she just...dissapear?" -Past bf when my friend left to get us all oranges " WATOOOOOOOOooooo" -my dad playing as a stuffed cow...named cow...its my mom's stuffed cow... 1
Poo Posted April 3, 2022 Posted April 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, xXxTheLivingDeadxXx said: " WATOOOOOOOOooooo" -my dad playing as a stuffed cow...named cow...its my mom's stuffed cow... " W-what? I didn't steal ice cream as a kid! Your uncle ALWAYS tells stories, you know you can't believe him... man, who sells TENNIS BALLS!?" -my dad trying to defend himself " You did, you know you sold them tennis balls down in Brooklyn... and remember that time when you and rickie stole that *insert item* from a hotel? Yeah man, he's still in jail... don't go lyin' to yo kids.. " -My uncle Bruce " see, it's true dad!" " what- no, he's crazy" -my dad 1
Star Starless Posted April 3, 2022 Posted April 3, 2022 *My sister points to a trash can* "That is your opinion" - My sister 2
Poo Posted April 4, 2022 Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Funtime Freddy said: *My sister points to a trash can* "That is your opinion" - My sister Ouch..
Discomango Posted April 4, 2022 Posted April 4, 2022 "Are they cancelling God?" -A former classmate of mine 2
3v3ryth1ng.R0tz Posted April 4, 2022 Posted April 4, 2022 "Perhaps the kidnapper’s aim is to have us stick a straw in here for hydration when we find ourselves thirsty." Kai Satou (if you played the game you know)
Ozzy. Posted April 4, 2022 Posted April 4, 2022 "roses are red, i hit my head, get me out of school, i want to go to bed." -my friend "OH MY GOD THE PIPIS!11!1!!!1!" -me "do not the addison" -my other friend
Star Starless Posted May 3, 2022 Posted May 3, 2022 "that's it tako, you lost kneecap privileges" - Me 1
His Highness Lord Hades Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 "'Is rain just god sweating?'" -my sister quoting Diary of a Wimpy Kid
ItzFadeDaNightWing Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 "He a runner he a track star, a deer ran into his car he don't get far" -me fr when i learned that my dad hit a deer a few years back
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