Story mode but i'm insane

[BirbMonster]

 

Adam falls down from the sky.

Adam: ow

Adam: What da heck is dis place

Adam: AWESOEM! MY MOM'S NOT HERE! I CAN DO WHATEVEVER I WANT!

Adam: I want a cool name! I'll change my name to Demomlord!

Demomlord: I hate this place its wet ew

Demomlord films a tiktok about how he got there. He's too young for tiktok.

Demomlord: yeet bye lel, I'm outta here

 

[BirbMonster]

Demomlord goes through puberty whilst he spends his entire childhood leaving the gross wet island.

[BirbMonster]

Demonlord arrives at a new island.

Demomlord: da hecc is this? welp at least it isn't gross

Demonlord filming tiktok: hEy GISE TODAY I'M ON A NEW ISLAND OMG WOW IT'S NOT GROSS!!!!!

Suddenly Demomlord meets a girl

Demomlord: hi ur hot

Girl: Yes

Demomlord: wanna be my gf

Girl: Yes my name is Shadowepic

Demomlord: my name is demomlord

 

[BirbMonster]

Shadowepic decides to give birth

Shadowepic: babe look you have 2 sons now

Demomlord: wow I have to make a tiktok about it

Shadowepic: Lets name them Karl and Ketchup

[BirbMonster]

Demomlord: babe should we move this place is boring

Shadowepic: ok I'm pregnate again so I'll give birth there

[BirbMonster]

Moving time

They all arrive at a new island. 

Demomlord: woh it bigger

Karl: come on Ketchup lets go

Ketchup: Okay we are twins so we're glued together

Shadowepic: I'm give birth now

Shadowepic: What da hecc is this tomato

Demomlord: Idk but it's ugli so we're braking up

Shadowepic: no I want more child

Demomlord: okay some more child but then we braking up

Demomlord: it's another tomato

Demomlord: If you birth another tomato we brak up

 

 

[BirbMonster]

Demonlord: OH! It's a little me

Demomlord: I'll name him Little Me

Demomlord: Should we sacrafice the tomatos? 

Shadowepic: No or we brak up

Demomlord: NO DON"T BRAK UP WITH ME BABE

 

 

 

Demomlord: Why tomato?

Shadowepic: My mom was tomato

Demomlord: Why u no tell me??? WE'RE BRAKING UP!

Shadowepic: You literally said to not brak up so recently

Demomlord: YES BUT THATS FOR YOU BRAKING UP WITH ME! I'M BRAKING UP WITH YOU! IT'S DIFFERENT!

[BirbMonster]

Demomlord runs away and sits in anger.

 

Meanwhile the twins uncover a nest

Karl: We are exoplor

Ketchup: Yes

 

[kris]

this is probably the first playthrough I've actually enjoyed reading /srs

[gamingpolly]

karl and ketchup my beloved

[BirbMonster]

tomato

[BirbMonster]

Demomlord: we are unbraking up babe i cri

Shadowepic: kay, lets have more children then

Meanwhile Karl and Ketchup murder innocent creatures.

Also meanwhile 2 tomatoes, Tomato (female) and Squishy (male) go on an inbreeding date

Tomato: hi lets date

Squishy: ok

Tomato: lets have child

Squishy: ok

 

Demomlord: Its a poop

Shadowepic: Its just another tomato but brown

 

Tomato: our child is amaz

Squishy: yeh but inbred

Tomato: oh yeh, I forgot you were my brother

[BirbMonster]

stagmoles don't have hind legs

[BirbMonster]

Demomlord: Hey son

Little Me: Yes dad

Demomlord: im abot to commit die so be the leader

Little Me: Kay

Demomlord: Bye, son...

 

Karl: uwu what dis

Ketchup: welp it looks kind of slightly important to call everyone

 

 

Little Me: DAAAD

Demomlord: Bye son! Renember! When you move, take the ones that look like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

However 2 new children pop up:

gg ez

 

and lily

[BirbMonster]

Karl and Ketchup :GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUISSSEEEEEEEEE

Everyone: wot

Karl and Ketchup: look what we fooouuund!!!

Everyone: what dis

Karl: idk

Shadowepic: well back in my day we used it to move-

The Inbred one: ok boomer

Little me: Lets moveeee

gg ez and shadowepic: NO WAIIIT FOR US!!!

too late

[BirbMonster]

They arrived

But accidentally left the inbred one

[BirbMonster]

Karl 'n Ketchup exploring

Karl and Ketchup *satanically chanting in unison*: 

We are one

We have power

We combine

As one

Karl and Ketchup

We are one

 

[BirbMonster]

skreeeee, a deth tomato

Look at dat tail, itsa birb

[lizardcake]

ahh! *follows*

this

this is comedy

the RIGHT comedy

WE NEED THISss ON TV!

[Chiyanna]

(I honestly don't knoe how to feel about this....

but ur right it does need to be on TV)

[BirbMonster]

God, people like this

Tomato accidentally breeds with Poop.

Tomato: Welp, I need an abortion now

I felt bad and gave her an abortion with console commands.

[BirbMonster]

Little Me: Hey Poop

Poop: What

Little Me: I'm trans

Poop: oh ok

Little Me: Cool, pretty sure everyone else is transpho-

Poop: *interrupts*

 

[gamingpolly]

5 hours ago, PurrSnoutMaster said:

Little Me: Hey Poop

Poop: What

Little Me: I'm trans

Poop: oh ok

Little Me: Cool, pretty sure everyone else is transpho-

Poop: *interrupts*

 

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