Ruined Story Mode

[BirbMonster]

Adam wakes up and realises he's alone.

"I can finnally use the powers that the gods of the underworld gifted to me!" he said.

"YOU HAVE TO BE AN ADULT THE POWERS ARE 18+ MORON," screamed the gods of the underworld.

"Fine then," said Adam. "I'll do nothing until I become adult,"

 

Later, Adam became an adult.

"So how do I use these powers?"

"You have them. Here, you're immortal now. And you're cool and Shadow-looking and have horns,"

[BirbMonster]

"cool, I can get off isla le stinky,"

 

"Small, but not stinky!"

[BirbMonster]

Adam cartwheeled through the bushes to find another nicheling.

"Yo..." he said, feeling a little flirty.

"hi UwU"

"Will you be my gf?"

"UwU,"

"Is that a yes?"

"yes,"

"Where are you from,"

"Anime Fuwwy land! uwu!"

[BirbMonster]

Later....

"h-hi senpai..."

"What is it?"

"UWU.... c-can u... uh..."

"What?"

"C-can y-you, you k-know, do the thing to have kids?"

"Uh ok,"

 

[BirbMonster]

"Let's name hewr Tickles UwU,"

"I don't speak your languge but I'll try. UwU OwO?"

[BirbMonster]

Everyone who is an adult is given Adam's power and turned immortal.

[BirbMonster]

Do you think I should move?

[lizardcake]

Lizardcake.exe is not responding

Reason: too hilarious

[BirbMonster]

Ah yes this should work!

[BirbMonster]

Moved

 

[BirbMonster]

 

One of Adam and Eve's children gave birth to this guy- Entity 66. Wonder who's the father? Probably Satan himself.

[BirbMonster]

Welp, the game crashed

[Modiano]

18 hours ago, BirbMaster said:

 

One of Adam and Eve's children gave birth to this guy- Entity 66. Wonder who's the father? Probably Satan himself.

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