my manifesto

[PincerClaw420]

Hello, citiazens of te forums. My username, as you can see, is crotalußatroX, the scientific name for the diamondrattle backsnake. I would usually begin with an lengthy introduction to myself, but I believ my manifestowill take care of that for you. Here it is:

1. Purge the world of all DEGENERATES (people who dont drink milk)

2. Make INCREDIBLY EGDY and TOO COOL FOR THE SJWS TO HANDLE jokes (e.g. A dog walks into a sumerian tavern and says: I can't see anything, I think I'll open this one)

3. Share WORLD WAR FACTS (LOOK UP UNSINKABLE SAM!!! DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW SAM.)

4. NOT get REJECTED by GIRS for being a NICEGUY (the devil shivers when I lose my temper)

5. Take good care of my EPIC TOY SWORD (i want to fight with it)

6. Wear a CLASSY FEDORA everyday (classy fedora)

7. Finish ADAM'S QUEST on NICHE (i spend too much time on singular islands)

8. Finish watching HORSE SHOW (i need it for my plot)

9. Troll on A CERTAIN SITE (watching people get mad is funny kek)

While that is IT for my manifesto, I also have a plot that I see no harm is sharing on this site. It involves 8. and 9. and it goes as follows: Write EPIC HORSE SHOW MECHA fanfiction with lots of action and fight scenes!!!, get money from people who want to see more horse mecha fighting, use money to take care of real life problems which allows for more trolling, rinse and repeat.

I hope I can make every last one of you drink milk.

[MАTTRESS]

so glad you are a milk drinker enthusiast