my collection of randomly generated quotes to make comics out of later

[depressed furry...]

???

[Ozzy.]

Orange: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Yellow: I wrote you a poem.
Orange, already crying: You did?

[Ozzy.]

Yellow, sweating: Orange, there’s something I need to ask you-
Orange: Finally! You’re proposing!
Yellow: How’d you know?
Orange: Yellow, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Orange: I even picked it up once.

 

 

i almost forgot this one existed it had me rolling /lh

[Ozzy.]

Yellow: Do you want to know your gay name?
Orange: My... my gay name?
Yellow: Yeah, it's your first name-
Orange: Haha. Very funny Yellow-
Yellow: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Orange: Oh- oh my god.

[ap0110]

9 minutes ago, Cult Leader said:

Orange: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Yellow: I wrote you a poem.
Orange, already crying: You did?

 

2 minutes ago, Cult Leader said:

Yellow: Do you want to know your gay name?
Orange: My... my gay name?
Yellow: Yeah, it's your first name-
Orange: Haha. Very funny Yellow-
Yellow: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Orange: Oh- oh my god.

THESE ARE SO WHOLESOME!!!!!! IM CRYING RN, CRYING, CHEESEBURGER

[depressed furry...]

?

[Ozzy.]

1 hour ago, furryrainwing1 said:

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read the title if yer so confused oml /lh 

[Ozzy.]

Blue: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

[ap0110]

SHOW ME THE COMICS (when ur done uwu)

[Ozzy.]

Orange, gently nudging Yellow aside with their foot: Yellow, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Yellow, their eyes enormous: You kick Yellow? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Orange! Jail for Orange for one thousand years!

[Ozzy.]

Blue, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Pink: *half asleep* Blue, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

[Ozzy.]

orange: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
yellow: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
orange:
yellow: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

[Ozzy.]

Yellow: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

[Ozzy.]

omg it got worse

Spamton: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!
Swatch: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

[ap0110]

i will help you with the adibismons cult leader

[Ozzy.]

Spamton: Swatch, my old friend!
Swatch: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Spamton: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

 

oh my god<3

[ap0110]

Orange: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Yellow: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Orange: But you’re always acting stupid?
Yellow: ...
Yellow: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[Ozzy.]

Just now, Good Evening said:

*floof*

Yellow, throwing their head into Orange's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Orange, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fricking annoying, that's what you are.

the language the langueas will get you in trouble with the mods you should cencor it maybe definetly

[Ozzy.]

Yellow: That was so hot, Orange.
Orange: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Yellow: I'm so in love with you.

[depressed furry...]

umm