MАTTRESS Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 12 hours ago, Gaylord Star Starless said: but instead of water you have to drink coca cola to survive i'm a genius thats not a bad thinh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 hours ago, AlsoBorbMaster said: But water burns you instead I can breathe in space but not on earth i have an infinite amount of eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted June 19, 2022 Author Share Posted June 19, 2022 19 minutes ago, cookie said: but not on earth i have an infinite amount of eyes But they’re all blind I can s t r e t c h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 18 minutes ago, AlsoBorbMaster said: But they’re all blind I can s t r e t c h But you might get stuck strecthed. I can turn into a dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 10 hours ago, Violet Breath said: But you might get stuck strecthed. I can turn into a dragon. but you are just a gecko with wings i can pet my cat from any distance away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, cookie said: but you are just a gecko with wings i can pet my cat from any distance away But it bites you. I a! A dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 14 minutes ago, Violet Breath said: But it bites you. I a! A dog. but you don't know what an a! is i can grow and shrink at will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, cookie said: but you don't know what an a! is i can grow and shrink at will It only lasts a second. I can be gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, Violet Breath said: It only lasts a second. I can be gay! there is no side effect because i fully approve of this i glow in the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Just now, cookie said: there is no side effect because i fully approve of this i glow in the dark But you die in the light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 I can be trans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Violet Breath said: I can be trans! but you die 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 minute ago, polly said: but you die 😔 But I am immortal I am popular for once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 36 minutes ago, Violet Breath said: But I am immortal I am popular for once! but youre popular for being the gayest on earth i can be nonbinary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 minute ago, cookie said: but youre popular for being the gayest on earth i can be nonbinary I approve. I AM IN LGBTQ+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 23 minutes ago, Violet Breath said: I approve. I AM IN LGBTQ+ but you blow up whenever you look at someone I can spontaneously combust and set myself on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His Highness Lord Hades Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pancake said: but you blow up whenever you look at someone I can spontaneously combust and set myself on fire But you live in pain. I am amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 On 6/20/2022 at 3:57 AM, His Highness Lord Hades said: I am amazing. But nobody realises you are :[ I can heal any injury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ap0110 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 5 hours ago, BirbMonster said: But nobody realises you are :[ I can heal any injury but you injure yourself i can fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Just now, ap0110 said: but you injure yourself i can fly But only indoors I have mind-control abilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Just now, BirbMonster said: But only indoors I have mind-control abilities but you can only tell others to eat cheese i can breathe underwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Just now, lizardcake said: but you can only tell others to eat cheese i can breathe underwater But only when you're holding a living chicken (the chicken can't breathe underwater) I have super-intelligence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 1 hour ago, BirbMonster said: But only when you're holding a living chicken (the chicken can't breathe underwater) I have super-intelligence but only when you eat oranges i have superspeed B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Just now, Ozzy. said: but only when you eat oranges i have superspeed B] But you can't see while you're running I have x-ray vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merp_The_Derp Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 36 minutes ago, BirbMonster said: But you can't see while you're running I have x-ray vision But only when its 3:00 am I can see in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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