Superpowers and side effects

[polly]

1 hour ago, cookie said:

but one a few inches long and wingless

i can get any game i want for free

but you can never play that game at all

[cookie]

polly

[cookie]

16 hours ago, polly said:

but you can never play that game at all

polly

[polly]

4 hours ago, cookie said:

polly

 

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

polly

this post dies with me

[BirbMonstwo]

I can shapeshift into a chair 

[lizardcake]

Just now, AlsoBorbMaster said:

I can shapeshift into a chair 

but everyone has the urge to sit on you and it hurts

i can live on mars

[BirbMonstwo]

Just now, Lizardcake said:

but everyone has the urge to sit on you and it hurts

i can live on mars

But you need to eat a Mars bar every hour or you’ll lose the ability

 

Anything I draw comes to life

[lizardcake]

3 minutes ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But you need to eat a Mars bar every hour or you’ll lose the ability

 

Anything I draw comes to life

but it looks exactly like you drew it

i can make plants grow

[BirbMonstwo]

Just now, Lizardcake said:

but it looks exactly like you drew it

i can make plants grow

But they grow at a rapid rate to massive sizes crashing through everything and spreading eventually consuming earth

 

 

I can climb like Spider Man

[lizardcake]

Just now, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But they grow at a rapid rate to massive sizes crashing through everything and spreading eventually consuming earth

 

 

I can climb like Spider Man

but it's because you affect gravity

i can digest anything

[BirbMonstwo]

Just now, Lizardcake said:

but it's because you affect gravity

i can digest anything

But you poop metal and other weird stuff because of it

I have telekinesis 

[cookie]

50 minutes ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But you poop metal and other weird stuff because of it

I have telekinesis 

( i think that would mean its not actually digested) but you move with the object

i never have to sleep

[BirbMonstwo]

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

( i think that would mean its not actually digested) but you move with the object

i never have to sleep

But you still get tired 

 

idk I can’t think of a power

[cookie]

1 hour ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But you still get tired 

 

idk I can’t think of a power

but you can only think of anything except a power

i have super hearing

[BirbMonstwo]

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you can only think of anything except a power

i have super hearing

But you can hear every sound on earth at once (that would be awful)

 

I have a super smart big brain

[polly]

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you can only think of anything except a power

i have super hearing

but you can only hear the amogus drip theme song

[cookie]

3 hours ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But you can hear every sound on earth at once (that would be awful)

 

I have a super smart big brain

but you can only calculate 2+2=4-1=3

i can bring objects to life

[ap0110]

17 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you can only calculate 2+2=4-1=3

i can bring objects to life

But everything you bring to life turns on you

 

Im the best at everything I do.

[cookie]

2 hours ago, Blizzard Starless said:

But everything you bring to life turns on you

 

Im the best at everything I do.

but you can only do very specific things eg juggling 5 eggs inside of an abandoned brick building while wearing pantaloons

im gay

[BirbMonstwo]

On 6/15/2022 at 4:07 AM, cookie said:

but you can only do very specific things eg juggling 5 eggs inside of an abandoned brick building while wearing pantaloons

im gay

But you’re in Afganistan (look it up) (if you looked it up sorry for turning it dark but I couldn’t think of anything else)

 

 

I can walk through walls

[cookie]

2 hours ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But you’re in Afganistan (look it up) (if you looked it up sorry for turning it dark but I couldn’t think of anything else)

 

 

I can walk through walls

but you also walk through floors and you fall into the center of the earth

i can shapeshift

[lizardcake]

4 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you also walk through floors and you fall into the center of the earth

i can shapeshift

but you can only become shapes like square and triangle

i can see ghosts

[BirbMonstwo]

12 minutes ago, Lizardcake said:

but you can only become shapes like square and triangle

i can see ghosts

But you’re scared of ghosts.

 

 

I have super speed

[cookie]

10 minutes ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But you’re scared of ghosts.

 

 

I have super speed

but you can't stop running

ihave ice powers

[eebee]

5 hours ago, cookie said:

but you can't stop running

ihave ice powers

But every time you use them you become an ice cube temporarily

 

i know everything