Superpowers and side effects

[cookie]

12 hours ago, Gaylord Star Starless said:

but instead of water you have to drink coca cola to survive

i'm a genius

thats not a bad thinh

[cookie]

4 hours ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But water burns you instead

 

I can breathe in space

but not on earth

i have an infinite amount of eyes

[AlsoBorbMaster]

19 minutes ago, cookie said:

but not on earth

i have an infinite amount of eyes

But they’re all blind

 

I can s t r e t c h

[Chinese Donut]

18 minutes ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But they’re all blind

 

I can s t r e t c h

But you might get stuck strecthed.

I can turn into a dragon.

[cookie]

10 hours ago, Violet Breath said:

But you might get stuck strecthed.

I can turn into a dragon.

but you are just a gecko with wings

i can pet my cat from any distance away

[Chinese Donut]

19 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you are just a gecko with wings

i can pet my cat from any distance away

But it bites you.

I a! A dog.

[cookie]

14 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

But it bites you.

I a! A dog.

but you don't know what an a! is

i can grow and shrink at will

[Chinese Donut]

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you don't know what an a! is

i can grow and shrink at will

It only lasts a second.

I can be gay!

[cookie]

9 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

It only lasts a second.

I can be gay!

there is no side effect because i fully approve of this

i glow in the dark

[Chinese Donut]

Just now, cookie said:

there is no side effect because i fully approve of this

i glow in the dark

But you die in the light

[Chinese Donut]

I can be trans!

[polly]

2 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

I can be trans!

but you die 😔

[Chinese Donut]

1 minute ago, polly said:

but you die 😔

But I am immortal

I am popular for once!

[cookie]

36 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

But I am immortal

I am popular for once!

but youre popular for being the gayest on earth

i can be nonbinary

[Chinese Donut]

1 minute ago, cookie said:

but youre popular for being the gayest on earth

i can be nonbinary

I approve.

I AM IN LGBTQ+

[Pancake]

23 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

I approve.

I AM IN LGBTQ+

but you blow up whenever you look at someone

I can spontaneously combust and set myself on fire

[Chinese Donut]

2 minutes ago, Pancake said:

but you blow up whenever you look at someone

I can spontaneously combust and set myself on fire

But you live in pain.

I am amazing.