Superpowers and side effects

[cookie]

12 hours ago, Gaylord Star Starless said:

but instead of water you have to drink coca cola to survive

i'm a genius

thats not a bad thinh

[cookie]

4 hours ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But water burns you instead

 

I can breathe in space

but not on earth

i have an infinite amount of eyes

[BirbMonstwo]

19 minutes ago, cookie said:

but not on earth

i have an infinite amount of eyes

But they’re all blind

 

I can s t r e t c h

[His Highness Lord Hades]

18 minutes ago, AlsoBorbMaster said:

But they’re all blind

 

I can s t r e t c h

But you might get stuck strecthed.

I can turn into a dragon.

[cookie]

10 hours ago, Violet Breath said:

But you might get stuck strecthed.

I can turn into a dragon.

but you are just a gecko with wings

i can pet my cat from any distance away

[His Highness Lord Hades]

19 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you are just a gecko with wings

i can pet my cat from any distance away

But it bites you.

I a! A dog.

[cookie]

14 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

But it bites you.

I a! A dog.

but you don't know what an a! is

i can grow and shrink at will

[His Highness Lord Hades]

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

but you don't know what an a! is

i can grow and shrink at will

It only lasts a second.

I can be gay!

[cookie]

9 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

It only lasts a second.

I can be gay!

there is no side effect because i fully approve of this

i glow in the dark

[His Highness Lord Hades]

Just now, cookie said:

there is no side effect because i fully approve of this

i glow in the dark

But you die in the light

[His Highness Lord Hades]

I can be trans!

[polly]

2 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

I can be trans!

but you die 😔

[His Highness Lord Hades]

1 minute ago, polly said:

but you die 😔

But I am immortal

I am popular for once!

[cookie]

36 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

But I am immortal

I am popular for once!

but youre popular for being the gayest on earth

i can be nonbinary

[His Highness Lord Hades]

1 minute ago, cookie said:

but youre popular for being the gayest on earth

i can be nonbinary

I approve.

I AM IN LGBTQ+

[Pancake]

23 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

I approve.

I AM IN LGBTQ+

but you blow up whenever you look at someone

I can spontaneously combust and set myself on fire

[His Highness Lord Hades]

2 minutes ago, Pancake said:

but you blow up whenever you look at someone

I can spontaneously combust and set myself on fire

But you live in pain.

I am amazing.

[BirbMonster]

On 6/20/2022 at 3:57 AM, His Highness Lord Hades said:

 

I am amazing.

But nobody realises you are :[

 

I can heal any injury

[ap0110]

5 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

But nobody realises you are :[

 

I can heal any injury

but you injure yourself

 

i can fly

[BirbMonster]

Just now, ap0110 said:

but you injure yourself

 

i can fly

But only indoors

 

 

I have mind-control abilities

[lizardcake]

Just now, BirbMonster said:

But only indoors

 

 

I have mind-control abilities

but you can only tell others to eat cheese

 

i can breathe underwater

[BirbMonster]

Just now, lizardcake said:

but you can only tell others to eat cheese

 

i can breathe underwater

But only when you're holding a living chicken (the chicken can't breathe underwater)

 

 

I have super-intelligence

[Ozzy.]

1 hour ago, BirbMonster said:

But only when you're holding a living chicken (the chicken can't breathe underwater)

 

 

I have super-intelligence

but only when you eat oranges

 

 

i have superspeed B]

[BirbMonster]

Just now, Ozzy. said:

but only when you eat oranges

 

 

i have superspeed B]

But you can't see while you're running

 

 

I have x-ray vision

[Merp_The_Derp]

36 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:

But you can't see while you're running

 

 

I have x-ray vision

But only when its 3:00 am

 

I can see in the future