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I am using an incorrect quote generators and it is pretty funny.

Time to share the laugh.

Blizzard, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?

Star: lol nah, i hate graveyards

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Tako: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad but look so good?

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Star: Fade, you risked your life to save me!

Fade: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Tako: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Tako: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Pepper: When do you usually go to sleep?

Tornado: Whenever I collapse is completely up to the gods.

I hope you enjoyed these, and feel free to post your own here!

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24 minutes ago, Violet Breath said:

I am using an incorrect quote generators and it is pretty funny.

Time to share the laugh.

Blizzard, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?

Star: lol nah, i hate graveyards

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Tako: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad but look so good?

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Star: Fade, you risked your life to save me!

Fade: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Tako: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Tako: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Pepper: When do you usually go to sleep?

Tornado: Whenever I collapse is completely up to the gods.

I hope you enjoyed these, and feel free to post your own here!

Sorry son, say hi to the zombies for me

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Tornado: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else to do something about it. 

Tornado: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Tornado: If we lose, you're out of the will.

Tako: I was in the will?

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Birb: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Tornado: The cow??

BirbWhat?

Tundra: Tornado W H Y

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Blizzard: I scare a lot of people because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around I'm kinda just there and their fear fuels me.

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Here are some I did!:

Star, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. 
Tornado: Hey. 
Green: Hi. 
Blizz: Hello. 
Eevee: Hey! 
Star: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 
Dead: We were out of Doritos.

 

'Can I copy the homework?' 
Star: I can help you with it! 
Tornado: Yeah, sure. 
Green: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. 
Blizz: lol nope. 
Eevee: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! 
Dead: *Read 5:55pm*

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14 minutes ago, Gaylord Star Starless said:

Here are some I did!:

Star, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. 
Tornado: Hey. 
Green: Hi. 
Blizz: Hello. 
Eevee: Hey! 
Star: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 
Dead: We were out of Doritos.

 

'Can I copy the homework?' 
Star: I can help you with it! 
Tornado: Yeah, sure. 
Green: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. 
Blizz: lol nope. 
Eevee: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! 
Dead: *Read 5:55pm*

DO MORE IM LAZY AND I CANT

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52 minutes ago, Gaylord Star Starless said:

Here are some I did!:

Star, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. 
Tornado: Hey. 
Green: Hi. 
Blizz: Hello. 
Eevee: Hey! 
Star: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 
Dead: We were out of Doritos.

 

'Can I copy the homework?' 
Star: I can help you with it! 
Tornado: Yeah, sure. 
Green: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. 
Blizz: lol nope. 
Eevee: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! 
Dead: *Read 5:55pm*

Yes. Lol

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Tornado,watching powerlines fall down: Tako, Dead! The town is exploding and its very pretty!

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Blizzard: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Star: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Dead: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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*everyone is playing a board game together*

Liz: I will put down A to make "A".

Blizzard: I will add onto your A to make " AT".

Dead: I will add onto your AT to make "RAT"

Fade: I will add onto your RAT to make "BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC".

Dead: *flips the board*

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Tornado: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Eebee: Which doctor?

Tornado: No I want the regular doctor.

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Star: You're a loose cannon, Tornado.
Tornado: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Blizz: I think you play by your own rules.
Dead: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Star: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Tornado: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Green is a loose cannon.
Green: *smashes a chair*

Star: Nothing in life is free.
Tornado: Love is free!
Blizz: Adventure is free.
Dead: Knowledge is free.
Green: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Star: Where's Tornado, Blizz, and Dead?
Green: They're playing hide and seek.
Star: Where?
Green: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Tako: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Tornado: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're just imagining it.

Modiano: Three of us saw it. How do you explain that?

Tornado: *points at Liz* sleep deprivation *points at Modiano* paranoia* points at Blizzard* Delusional personality disorder

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Birb: Lets write a friendly note to Star... "Dear... Incompetent... Dumb***"

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Tornado: Hi-

Dead: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your a**.

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Fade: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. Its starting to become a real problem I think.

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Quail, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Tornado, who is crying, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Blizzard: what the heck are you guys doing?
Quail: playing systemic oppression

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  • 1 year later...

for those who play zelda games :

 

Mipha: Hi, who's this? Revali changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Link: What's mine?

Mipha: Dwarf.

Link: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Mipha: Oh, hey Link.

Link: F**K!

(that one was really the most accurate lol)

 

Revali: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Daruk: You were gone?

 

Link: Yo dumb*ss, get over here.

Urbosa: Okay-

Daruk: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Urbosa, sadly: I thought... I was dumb*ss...

 

Link to Zelda, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.

Mipha, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.

Urbosa: That sounds so threatening…

Revali: The Wedding Games…

Daruk: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Zelda: Beautiful.

Link: F**k all of you!

 

Link: Daruk learned how to fold origami penguins from Mipha the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

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Zelda : Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.

Link: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them.

Impa: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.

Urbosa: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Mipha: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.

Revali : Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

 

why is this accurate and not accurate

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