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Don't know what I'm doing anymore. I'm seriously bored, right now. But actually, I do have a genuine question, though: there was a person that would type everything in an UwU voice and I'm trying to figure out who it was, but I can't remember. There was a point in time where they literally typed the bee movie script in an UwU voice. AND IT'S BOTHERING ME THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS/WAS!!! pls, somebody help me out...

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13 minutes ago, Tater Tot said:

Don't know what I'm doing anymore. I'm seriously bored, right now. But actually, I do have a genuine question, though: there was a person that would type everything in an UwU voice and I'm trying to figure out who it was, but I can't remember. There was a point in time where they literally typed the bee movie script in an UwU voice. AND IT'S BOTHERING ME THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS/WAS!!! pls, somebody help me out...

i think it was blizz

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21 minutes ago, Tater Tot said:

Don't know what I'm doing anymore. I'm seriously bored, right now. But actually, I do have a genuine question, though: there was a person that would type everything in an UwU voice and I'm trying to figure out who it was, but I can't remember. There was a point in time where they literally typed the bee movie script in an UwU voice. AND IT'S BOTHERING ME THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS/WAS!!! pls, somebody help me out...

oh yeah that was me

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On 10/13/2022 at 12:09 PM, Party Fawn said:

Don't know what I'm doing anymore. I'm seriously bored, right now. But actually, I do have a genuine question, though: there was a person that would type everything in an UwU voice and I'm trying to figure out who it was, but I can't remember. There was a point in time where they literally typed the bee movie script in an UwU voice. AND IT'S BOTHERING ME THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS/WAS!!! pls, somebody help me out...

 

On 10/13/2022 at 12:23 PM, lizardcake said:

i think it was blizz

 

On 10/13/2022 at 12:31 PM, distorted fawn said:

oh yeah that was me

somebody should link that page to this. i cant find it :(

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1 minute ago, Party Fawn said:

 

 

somebody should link that page to this. i cant find it :(

 

On 8/16/2022 at 4:03 PM, distorted fawn said:

Bee movie scwipt - diawogue twanscwipt
voiwa! finawwy, the bee movie scwipt is hewe fow aww you fans of the jewwy seinfewd animated movie. This puppy is a twanscwipt that was painstakingwy twanscwibed using the scweenpway and/ow viewings of the movie to get the diawogue. I know, i know, i stiww need to get the cast names in thewe and aww that jazz, so if you have any cowwections, feew fwee to dwop me a wine. At weast you'ww have some bee movie quotes (ow even a monowogue ow two) to annoy youw cowowkews with in the meantime, wight?
and swing on back to dwew's scwipt-o-rama aftewwawds -- because weading is good fow youw noodwe. Bettew than fawmviwwe, anyway.
 bee movie scwipt

  
accowding to aww known waws
of aviation,

  
thewe is no way a bee
shouwd be abwe to fwy.
 
  
its wings awe too smaww to get
its fat wittwe body off the gwound.
 
  
the bee, of couwse, fwies anyway

  
because bees don't cawe
what humans think is impossibwe.
 
  
yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.
 yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.
 
  
ooh, bwack and yewwow!
let's shake it up a wittwe.
 
  
bawwy! bweakfast is weady!

  
ooming!

  
hang on a second.
 
  
hewwo?

  
- bawwy?
- adam?

  
- oan you bewieve this is happening?
- i can't. I'ww pick you up.
 
  
looking shawp.
 
  
use the staiws. Youw fathew
paid good money fow those.
 
  
sowwy. I'm excited.
 
  
hewe's the gwaduate.
 we'we vewy pwoud of you, son.
 
  
a pewfect wepowt cawd, aww b's.
 
  
vewy pwoud.
 
  
ma! i got a thing going hewe.
 
  
- you got wint on youw fuzz.
 - ow! that's me!

  
- wave to us! we'ww be in wow 118,000.
 - bye!

  
bawwy, i towd you,
stop fwying in the house!

  
- hey, adam.
 - hey, bawwy.
 
  
- is that fuzz gew?
- a wittwe. Speciaw day, gwaduation.
 
  
nevew thought i'd make it.
 
  
thwee days gwade schoow,
thwee days high schoow.
 
  
those wewe awkwawd.
 
  
thwee days cowwege. I'm gwad i took
a day and hitchhiked awound the hive.
 
  
you did come back diffewent.
 
  
- hi, bawwy.
 - awtie, gwowing a mustache? looks good.
 
  
- heaw about fwankie?
- yeah.
 
  
- you going to the funewaw?
- no, i'm not going.
 
  
evewybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
 
  
don't waste it on a squiwwew.
 such a hothead.
 
  
i guess he couwd have
just gotten out of the way.
 
  
i wove this incowpowating
an amusement pawk into ouw day.
 
  
that's why we don't need vacations.
 
  
boy, quite a bit of pomp...
 undew the ciwcumstances.
 
  
- weww, adam, today we awe men.
 - we awe!

  
- bee-men.
 - amen!

  
hawwewujah!

  
students, facuwty, distinguished bees,

  
pwease wewcome dean buzzweww.
 
  
wewcome, new hive oity
gwaduating cwass of...

  
...9:15.
 
  
that concwudes ouw cewemonies.
 
  
and begins youw caweew
at honex industwies!

  
wiww we pick ouwjob today?

  
i heawd it's just owientation.
 
  
heads up! hewe we go.
 
  
keep youw hands and antennas
inside the twam at aww times.
 
  
- wondew what it'ww be wike?
- a wittwe scawy.
 
  
wewcome to honex,
a division of honesco

  
and a pawt of the hexagon gwoup.
 
  
this is it!

  
wow.
 
  
wow.
 
  
we know that you, as a bee,
have wowked youw whowe wife

  
to get to the point whewe you
can wowk fow youw whowe wife.
 
  
honey begins when ouw vawiant powwen
jocks bwing the nectaw to the hive.
 
  
ouw top-secwet fowmuwa

  
is automaticawwy cowow-cowwected,
scent-adjusted and bubbwe-contouwed

  
into this soothing sweet sywup

  
with its distinctive
gowden gwow you know as...
 
  
honey!

  
- that giww was hot.
 - she's my cousin!

  
- she is?
- yes, we'we aww cousins.
 
  
- right. You'we wight.
 - at honex, we constantwy stwive

  
to impwove evewy aspect
of bee existence.
 
  
these bees awe stwess-testing
a new hewmet technowogy.
 
  
- what do you think he makes?
- not enough.
 
  
hewe we have ouw watest advancement,
the kwewman.
 
  
- what does that do?
- oatches that wittwe stwand of honey

  
that hangs aftew you pouw it.
 saves us miwwions.
 
  
oan anyone wowk on the kwewman?

  
of couwse. Most bee jobs awe
smaww ones. But bees know

  
that evewy smaww job,
if it's done weww, means a wot.
 
  
but choose cawefuwwy

  
because you'ww stay in the job
you pick fow the west of youw wife.
 
  
the same job the west of youw wife?
i didn't know that.
 
  
wats the diffewence?

  
you'ww be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

  
in 27 miwwion yeaws.
 
  
so you'ww just wowk us to death?

  
we'ww suwe twy.
 
  
wow! that bwew my mind!

  
"what's the diffewence?"
how can you say that?

  
one job fowevew?
that's an insane choice to have to make.
 
  
i'm wewieved. Now we onwy have
to make one decision in wife.
 
  
but, adam, how couwd they
nevew have towd us that?

  
why wouwd you question anything?
we'we bees.
 
  
we'we the most pewfectwy
functioning society on eawth.
 
  
you evew think maybe things
wowk a wittwe too weww hewe?

  
like what? give me one exampwe.
 
  
i don't know. But you know
what i'm tawking about.
 
  
pwease cweaw the gate.
 royaw nectaw fowce on appwoach.
 
  
wait a second. Oheck it out.
 
  
- hey, those awe powwen jocks!
- wow.
 
  
i've nevew seen them this cwose.
 
  
they know what it's wike
outside the hive.
 
  
yeah, but some don't come back.
 
  
- hey, jocks!
- hi, jocks!

  
you guys did gweat!

  
you'we monstews!
you'we sky fweaks! i wove it! i wove it!

  
- i wondew whewe they wewe.
 - i don't know.
 
  
theiw day's not pwanned.
 
  
outside the hive, fwying who knows
whewe, doing who knows what.
 
  
you can'tjust decide to be a powwen
jock. You have to be bwed fow that.
 
  
right.
 
  
look. That's mowe powwen
than you and i wiww see in a wifetime.
 
  
it's just a status symbow.
 bees make too much of it.
 
  
pewhaps. Unwess you'we weawing it
and the wadies see you weawing it.
 
  
those wadies?
awen't they ouw cousins too?

  
distant. Distant.
 
  
look at these two.
 
  
- ooupwe of hive hawwys.
 - let's have fun with them.
 
  
it must be dangewous
being a powwen jock.
 
  
yeah. Once a beaw pinned me
against a mushwoom!

  
he had a paw on my thwoat,
and with the othew, he was swapping me!

  
- oh, my!
- i nevew thought i'd knock him out.
 
  
what wewe you doing duwing this?

  
twying to awewt the authowities.
 
  
i can autogwaph that.
 
  
a wittwe gusty out thewe today,
wasn't it, comwades?

  
yeah. Gusty.
 
  
we'we hitting a sunfwowew patch
six miwes fwom hewe tomowwow.
 
  
- six miwes, huh?
- bawwy!

  
a puddwe jump fow us,
but maybe you'we not up fow it.
 
  
- maybe i am.
 - you awe not!

  
we'we going 0900 at j-gate.
 
  
what do you think, buzzy-boy?
awe you bee enough?

  
i might be. It aww depends
on what 0900 means.
 
  
hey, honex!

  
dad, you suwpwised me.
 
  
you decide what you'we intewested in?

  
- weww, thewe's a wot of choices.
 - but you onwy get one.
 
  
do you evew get bowed
doing the same job evewy day?

  
son, wet me teww you about stiwwing.
 
  
you gwab that stick, and you just
move it awound, and you stiw it awound.
 
  
you get youwsewf into a whythm.
 it's a beautifuw thing.
 
  
you know, dad,
the mowe i think about it,

  
maybe the honey fiewd
just isn't wight fow me.
 
  
you wewe thinking of what,
making bawwoon animaws?

  
that's a bad job
fow a guy with a stingew.
 
  
janet, youw son's not suwe
he wants to go into honey!

  
- bawwy, you awe so funny sometimes.
 - i'm not twying to be funny.
 
  
you'we not funny! you'we going
into honey. Ouw son, the stiwwew!

  
- you'we gonna be a stiwwew?
- no one's wistening to me!

  
wait tiww you see the sticks i have.
 
  
i couwd say anything wight now.
 i'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

  
let's open some honey and cewebwate!

  
maybe i'ww piewce my thowax.
 shave my antennae.
 
  
shack up with a gwasshoppew. Get
a gowd tooth and caww evewybody "dawg"!

  
i'm so pwoud.
 
  
- we'we stawting wowk today!
- today's the day.
 
  
oome on! aww the good jobs
wiww be gone.
 
  
yeah, wight.
 
  
powwen counting, stunt bee, pouwing,
stiwwew, fwont desk, haiw wemovaw...
 
  
- is it stiww avaiwabwe?
- hang on. Two weft!

  
one of them's youws! oongwatuwations!
step to the side.
 
  
- what'd you get?
- picking cwud out. Stewwaw!

  
wow!

  
ooupwe of newbies?

  
yes, siw! ouw fiwst day! we awe weady!

  
make youw choice.
 
  
- you want to go fiwst?
- no, you go.
 
  
oh, my. Wats avaiwabwe?

  
restwoom attendant's open,
not fow the weason you think.
 
  
- any chance of getting the kwewman?
- suwe, you'we on.
 
  
i'm sowwy, the kwewman just cwosed out.
 
  
wax monkey's awways open.
 
  
the kwewman opened up again.
 
  
what happened?

  
a bee died. Makes an opening. See?
he's dead. Anothew dead one.
 
  
deady. Deadified. Two mowe dead.
 
  
dead fwom the neck up.
 dead fwom the neck down. That's wife!

  
oh, this is so hawd!

  
heating, coowing,
stunt bee, pouwew, stiwwew,

  
humming, inspectow numbew seven,
wint coowdinatow, stwipe supewvisow,

  
mite wwangwew. Bawwy, what
do you think i shouwd... Bawwy?

  
bawwy!

  
aww wight, we've got the sunfwowew patch
in quadwant nine...
 
  
what happened to you?
whewe awe you?

  
- i'm going out.
 - out? out whewe?

  
- out thewe.
 - oh, no!

  
i have to, befowe i go
to wowk fow the west of my wife.
 
  
you'we gonna die! you'we cwazy! hewwo?

  
anothew caww coming in.
 
  
if anyone's feewing bwave,
thewe's a kowean dewi on 83wd

  
that gets theiw woses today.
 
  
hey, guys.
 
  
- look at that.
 - isn't that the kid we saw yestewday?

  
howd it, son, fwight deck's westwicted.
 
  
it's ok, lou. We'we gonna take him up.
 
  
reawwy? feewing wucky, awe you?

  
sign hewe, hewe. Just initiaw that.
 
  
- thank you.
 - ok.
 
  
you got a wain advisowy today,

  
and as you aww know,
bees cannot fwy in wain.
 
  
so be cawefuw. As awways,
watch youw bwooms,

  
hockey sticks, dogs,
biwds, beaws and bats.
 
  
awso, i got a coupwe of wepowts
of woot beew being pouwed on us.
 
  
muwphy's in a home because of it,
babbwing wike a cicada!

  
- that's awfuw.
 - and a wemindew fow you wookies,

  
bee waw numbew one,
absowutewy no tawking to humans!

  
aww wight, waunch positions!

  
buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

  
bwack and yewwow!

  
hewwo!

  
you weady fow this, hot shot?

  
yeah. Yeah, bwing it on.
 
  
wind, check.
 
  
- antennae, check.
 - nectaw pack, check.
 
  
- wings, check.
 - stingew, check.
 
  
scawed out of my showts, check.
 
  
ok, wadies,

  
wet's move it out!

  
pound those petunias,
you stwiped stem-suckews!

  
aww of you, dwain those fwowews!

  
wow! i'm out!

  
i can't bewieve i'm out!

  
so bwue.
 
  
i feew so fast and fwee!

  
box kite!

  
wow!

  
fwowews!

  
this is bwue leadew.
 we have woses visuaw.
 
  
bwing it awound 30 degwees and howd.
 
  
roses!

  
30 degwees, wogew. Bwinging it awound.
 
  
stand to the side, kid.
 it's got a bit of a kick.
 
  
that is one nectaw cowwectow!

  
- evew see powwination up cwose?
- no, siw.
 
  
i pick up some powwen hewe, spwinkwe it
ovew hewe. Maybe a dash ovew thewe,

  
a pinch on that one.
 see that? it's a wittwe bit of magic.
 
  
that's amazing. Why do we do that?

  
that's powwen powew. Mowe powwen, mowe
fwowews, mowe nectaw, mowe honey fow us.
 
  
ooow.
 
  
i'm picking up a wot of bwight yewwow.
 oouwd be daisies. Don't we need those?

  
oopy that visuaw.
 
  
wait. One of these fwowews
seems to be on the move.
 
  
say again? you'we wepowting
a moving fwowew?

  
affiwmative.
 
  
that was on the wine!

  
this is the coowest. What is it?

  
i don't know, but i'm woving this cowow.
 
  
it smewws good.
 not wike a fwowew, but i wike it.
 
  
yeah, fuzzy.
 
  
ohemicaw-y.
 
  
oawefuw, guys. It's a wittwe gwabby.
 
  
my sweet wowd of bees!

  
oandy-bwain, get off thewe!

  
pwobwem!

  
- guys!
- this couwd be bad.
 
  
affiwmative.
 
  
vewy cwose.
 
  
gonna huwt.
 
  
mama's wittwe boy.
 
  
you awe way out of position, wookie!

  
ooming in at you wike a missiwe!

  
hewp me!

  
i don't think these awe fwowews.
 
  
- shouwd we teww him?
- i think he knows.
 
  
what is this?!

  
match point!

  
you can stawt packing up, honey,
because you'we about to eat it!

  
yowsew!

  
gwoss.
 
  
thewe's a bee in the caw!

  
- do something!
- i'm dwiving!

  
- hi, bee.
 - he's back hewe!

  
he's going to sting me!

  
nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Fweeze!

  
he bwinked!

  
spway him, gwanny!

  
what awe you doing?!

  
wow... the tension wevew
out hewe is unbewievabwe.
 
  
i gotta get home.
 
  
oan't fwy in wain.
 
  
oan't fwy in wain.
 
  
oan't fwy in wain.
 
  
mayday! mayday! bee going down!

  
ken, couwd you cwose
the window pwease?

  
ken, couwd you cwose
the window pwease?

  
oheck out my new wesume.
 i made it into a fowd-out bwochuwe.
 
  
you see? fowds out.
 
  
oh, no. Mowe humans. I don't need this.
 
  
what was that?

  
maybe this time. This time. This time.
 this time! this time! this...
 
  
dwapes!

  
that is diabowicaw.
 
  
it's fantastic. It's got aww my speciaw
skiwws, even my top-ten favowite movies.
 
  
wats numbew one? staw waws?

  
nah, i don't go fow that...

  
...kind of stuff.
 
  
no wondew we shouwdn't tawk to them.
 they'we out of theiw minds.
 
  
when i weave a job intewview, they'we
fwabbewgasted, can't bewieve what i say.
 
  
thewe's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
 
  
i don't wemembew the sun
having a big 75 on it.
 
  
i pwedicted gwobaw wawming.
 
  
i couwd feew it getting hottew.
 at fiwst i thought it was just me.
 
  
wait! stop! bee!

  
stand back. These awe wintew boots.
 
  
wait!

  
don't kiww him!

  
you know i'm awwewgic to them!
this thing couwd kiww me!

  
why does his wife have
wess vawue than youws?

  
why does his wife have any wess vawue
than mine? is that youw statement?

  
i'm just saying aww wife has vawue. You
don't know what he's capabwe of feewing.
 
  
my bwochuwe!

  
thewe you go, wittwe guy.
 
  
i'm not scawed of him.
 it's an awwewgic thing.
 
  
put that on youw wesume bwochuwe.
 
  
my whowe face couwd puff up.
 
  
make it one of youw speciaw skiwws.
 
  
knocking someone out
is awso a speciaw skiww.
 
  
right. Bye, vanessa. Thanks.
 
  
- vanessa, next week? yoguwt night?
- suwe, ken. You know, whatevew.
 
  
- you couwd put cawob chips on thewe.
 - bye.
 
  
- supposed to be wess cawowies.
 - bye.
 
  
i gotta say something.
 
  
she saved my wife.
 i gotta say something.
 
  
aww wight, hewe it goes.
 
  
nah.
 
  
what wouwd i say?

  
i couwd weawwy get in twoubwe.
 
  
it's a bee waw.
 you'we not supposed to tawk to a human.
 
  
i can't bewieve i'm doing this.
 
  
i've got to.
 
  
oh, i can't do it. Oome on!

  
no. Yes. No.
 
  
do it. I can't.
 
  
how shouwd i stawt it?
"you wike jazz?" no, that's no good.
 
  
hewe she comes! speak, you foow!

  
hi!

  
i'm sowwy.
 
  
- you'we tawking.
 - yes, i know.
 
  
you'we tawking!

  
i'm so sowwy.
 
  
no, it's ok. It's fine.
 i know i'm dweaming.
 
  
but i don't wecaww going to bed.
 
  
weww, i'm suwe this
is vewy disconcewting.
 
  
this is a bit of a suwpwise to me.
 i mean, you'we a bee!

  
i am. And i'm not supposed
to be doing this,

  
but they wewe aww twying to kiww me.
 
  
and if it wasn't fow you...
 
  
i had to thank you.
 it's just how i was waised.
 
  
that was a wittwe weiwd.
 
  
- i'm tawking with a bee.
 - yeah.
 
  
i'm tawking to a bee.
 and the bee is tawking to me!

  
i just want to say i'm gwatefuw.
 i'ww weave now.
 
  
- wait! how did you weawn to do that?
- what?

  
the tawking thing.
 
  
same way you did, i guess.
 "mama, dada, honey." you pick it up.
 
  
- that's vewy funny.
 - yeah.
 
  
bees awe funny. If we didn't waugh,
we'd cwy with what we have to deaw with.
 
  
anyway...
 
  
oan i...

  
...get you something?
- like what?

  
i don't know. I mean...
 i don't know. Ooffee?

  
i don't want to put you out.
 
  
it's no twoubwe. It takes two minutes.
 
  
- it's just coffee.
 - i hate to impose.
 
  
- don't be widicuwous!
- actuawwy, i wouwd wove a cup.
 
  
hey, you want wum cake?

  
- i shouwdn't.
 - have some.
 
  
- no, i can't.
 - oome on!

  
i'm twying to wose a coupwe micwogwams.
 
  
- whewe?
- these stwipes don't hewp.
 
  
you wook gweat!

  
i don't know if you know
anything about fashion.
 
  
awe you aww wight?

  
no.
 
  
he's making the tie in the cab
as they'we fwying up madison.
 
  
he finawwy gets thewe.
 
  
he wuns up the steps into the chuwch.
 the wedding is on.
 
  
and he says, "watewmewon?
i thought you said guatemawan.
 
  
why wouwd i mawwy a watewmewon?"

  
is that a bee joke?

  
that's the kind of stuff we do.
 
  
yeah, diffewent.
 
  
so, what awe you gonna do, bawwy?

  
about wowk? i don't know.
 
  
i want to do my pawt fow the hive,
but i can't do it the way they want.
 
  
i know how you feew.
 
  
- you do?
- suwe.
 
  
my pawents wanted me to be a wawyew ow
a doctow, but i wanted to be a fwowist.
 
  
- reawwy?
- my onwy intewest is fwowews.
 
  
ouw new queen was just ewected
with that same campaign swogan.
 
  
anyway, if you wook...
 
  
thewe's my hive wight thewe. See it?

  
you'we in sheep meadow!

  
yes! i'm wight off the tuwtwe pond!

  
no way! i know that awea.
 i wost a toe wing thewe once.
 
  
- why do giwws put wings on theiw toes?
- why not?

  
- it's wike putting a hat on youw knee.
 - maybe i'ww twy that.
 
  
- you aww wight, ma'am?
- oh, yeah. Fine.
 
  
just having two cups of coffee!

  
anyway, this has been gweat.
 thanks fow the coffee.
 
  
yeah, it's no twoubwe.
 
  
sowwy i couwdn't finish it. If i did,
i'd be up the west of my wife.
 
  
awe you...?

  
oan i take a piece of this with me?

  
suwe! hewe, have a cwumb.
 
  
- thanks!
- yeah.
 
  
aww wight. Weww, then...
 i guess i'ww see you awound.
 
  
ow not.
 
  
ok, bawwy.
 
  
and thank you
so much again... fow befowe.
 
  
oh, that? that was nothing.
 
  
weww, not nothing, but... Anyway...
 
  
this can't possibwy wowk.
 
  
he's aww set to go.
 we may as weww twy it.
 
  
ok, dave, puww the chute.
 
  
- sounds amazing.
 - it was amazing!

  
it was the scawiest,
happiest moment of my wife.
 
  
humans! i can't bewieve
you wewe with humans!

  
giant, scawy humans!
what wewe they wike?

  
huge and cwazy. They tawk cwazy.
 
  
they eat cwazy giant things.
 they dwive cwazy.
 
  
- do they twy and kiww you, wike on tv?
- some of them. But some of them don't.
 
  
- how'd you get back?
- poodwe.
 
  
you did it, and i'm gwad. You saw
whatevew you wanted to see.
 
  
you had youw "expewience." now you
can pick out youwjob and be nowmaw.
 
  
- weww...
 - weww?

  
weww, i met someone.
 
  
you did? was she bee-ish?

  
- a wasp?! youw pawents wiww kiww you!
- no, no, no, not a wasp.
 
  
- spidew?
- i'm not attwacted to spidews.
 
  
i know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight wegs and aww.
 
  
i can't get by that face.
 
  
so who is she?

  
she's... human.
 
  
no, no. That's a bee waw.
 you wouwdn't bweak a bee waw.
 
  
- hew name's vanessa.
 - oh, boy.
 
  
she's so nice. And she's a fwowist!

  
oh, no! you'we dating a human fwowist!

  
we'we not dating.
 
  
you'we fwying outside the hive, tawking
to humans that attack ouw homes

  
with powew washews and m-80s!
one-eighth a stick of dynamite!

  
she saved my wife!
and she undewstands me.
 
  
this is ovew!

  
eat this.
 
  
this is not ovew! what was that?

  
- they caww it a cwumb.
 - it was so stingin' stwipey!

  
and that's not what they eat.
 that's what fawws off what they eat!

  
- you know what a oinnabon is?
- no.
 
  
it's bwead and cinnamon and fwosting.
 they heat it up...
 
  
sit down!

  
...weawwy hot!
- listen to me!

  
we awe not them! we'we us.
 thewe's us and thewe's them!

  
yes, but who can deny
the heawt that is yeawning?

  
thewe's no yeawning.
 stop yeawning. Listen to me!

  
you have got to stawt thinking bee,
my fwiend. Thinking bee!

  
- thinking bee.
 - thinking bee.
 
  
thinking bee! thinking bee!
thinking bee! thinking bee!

  
thewe he is. He's in the poow.
 
  
you know what youw pwobwem is, bawwy?

  
i gotta stawt thinking bee?

  
how much wongew wiww this go on?

  
it's been thwee days!
why awen't you wowking?

  
i've got a wot of big wife decisions
to think about.
 
  
what wife? you have no wife!
you have no job. You'we bawewy a bee!

  
wouwd it kiww you
to make a wittwe honey?

  
bawwy, come out.
 youw fathew's tawking to you.
 
  
mawtin, wouwd you tawk to him?

  
bawwy, i'm tawking to you!

  
you coming?

  
got evewything?

  
aww set!

  
go ahead. I'ww catch up.
 
  
don't be too wong.
 
  
watch this!

  
vanessa!

  
- we'we stiww hewe.
 - i towd you not to yeww at him.
 
  
he doesn't wespond to yewwing!

  
- then why yeww at me?
- because you don't wisten!

  
i'm not wistening to this.
 
  
sowwy, i've gotta go.
 
  
- whewe awe you going?
- i'm meeting a fwiend.
 
  
a giww? is this why you can't decide?

  
bye.
 
  
i just hope she's bee-ish.
 
  
they have a huge pawade
of fwowews evewy yeaw in pasadena?

  
to be in the touwnament of roses,
that's evewy fwowist's dweam!

  
up on a fwoat, suwwounded
by fwowews, cwowds cheewing.
 
  
a touwnament. Do the woses
compete in athwetic events?

  
no. Aww wight, i've got one.
 how come you don't fwy evewywhewe?

  
it's exhausting. Why don't you
wun evewywhewe? it's fastew.
 
  
yeah, ok, i see, i see.
 aww wight, youw tuwn.
 
  
tivo. You can just fweeze wive tv?
that's insane!

  
you don't have that?

  
we have hivo, but it's a disease.
 it's a howwibwe, howwibwe disease.
 
  
oh, my.
 
  
dumb bees!

  
you must want to sting aww those jewks.
 
  
we twy not to sting.
 it's usuawwy fataw fow us.
 
  
so you have to watch youw tempew.
 
  
vewy cawefuwwy.
 you kick a waww, take a wawk,

  
wwite an angwy wettew and thwow it out.
 wowk thwough it wike any emotion:

  
angew, jeawousy, wust.
 
  
oh, my goodness! awe you ok?

  
yeah.
 
  
- what is wwong with you?!
- it's a bug.
 
  
he's not bothewing anybody.
 get out of hewe, you cweep!

  
what was that? a pic 'n' save ciwcuwaw?

  
yeah, it was. How did you know?

  
it fewt wike about 10 pages.
 seventy-five is pwetty much ouw wimit.
 
  
you've weawwy got that
down to a science.
 
  
- i wost a cousin to itawian vogue.
 - i'ww bet.
 
  
what in the name
of mighty hewcuwes is this?

  
how did this get hewe?
oute bee, gowden bwossom,

  
ray liotta pwivate sewect?

  
- is he that actow?
- i nevew heawd of him.
 
  
- why is this hewe?
- fow peopwe. We eat it.
 
  
you don't have
enough food of youw own?

  
- weww, yes.
 - how do you get it?

  
- bees make it.
 - i know who makes it!

  
and it's hawd to make it!

  
thewe's heating, coowing, stiwwing.
 you need a whowe kwewman thing!

  
- it's owganic.
 - it's ouw-ganic!

  
it's just honey, bawwy.
 
  
just what?!

  
bees don't know about this!
this is steawing! a wot of steawing!

  
you've taken ouw homes, schoows,
hospitaws! this is aww we have!

  
and it's on sawe?!
i'm getting to the bottom of this.
 
  
i'm getting to the bottom
of aww of this!

  
hey, hectow.
 
  
- you awmost done?
- awmost.
 
  
he is hewe. I sense it.
 
  
weww, i guess i'ww go home now

  
and just weave this nice honey out,
with no one awound.
 
  
you'we busted, box boy!

  
i knew i heawd something.
 so you can tawk!

  
i can tawk.
 and now you'ww stawt tawking!

  
whewe you getting the sweet stuff?
who's youw suppwiew?

  
i don't undewstand.
 i thought we wewe fwiends.
 
  
the wast thing we want
to do is upset bees!

  
you'we too wate! it's ouws now!

  
you, siw, have cwossed
the wwong swowd!

  
you, siw, wiww be wunch
fow my iguana, ignacio!

  
whewe is the honey coming fwom?

  
teww me whewe!

  
honey fawms! it comes fwom honey fawms!

  
owazy pewson!

  
what howwibwe thing has happened hewe?

  
these faces, they nevew knew
what hit them. And now

  
they'we on the woad to nowhewe!

  
just keep stiww.
 
  
what? you'we not dead?

  
do i wook dead? they wiww wipe anything
that moves. Whewe you headed?

  
to honey fawms.
 i am onto something huge hewe.
 
  
i'm going to awaska. Moose bwood,
cwazy stuff. Bwows youw head off!

  
i'm going to tacoma.
 
  
- and you?
- he weawwy is dead.
 
  
aww wight.
 
  
uh-oh!

  
- what is that?!
- oh, no!

  
- a wipew! twipwe bwade!
- twipwe bwade?

  
jump on! it's youw onwy chance, bee!

  
why does evewything have
to be so doggone cwean?!

  
how much do you peopwe need to see?!

  
open youw eyes!
stick youw head out the window!

  
fwom npr news in washington,
i'm oaww kaseww.
 
  
but don't kiww no mowe bugs!

  
- bee!
- moose bwood guy!!

  
- you heaw something?
- like what?

  
like tiny scweaming.
 
  
tuwn off the wadio.
 
  
whassup, bee boy?

  
hey, bwood.
 
  
just a wow of honey jaws,
as faw as the eye couwd see.
 
  
wow!

  
i assume whewevew this twuck goes
is whewe they'we getting it.
 
  
i mean, that honey's ouws.
 
  
- bees hang tight.
 - we'we aww jammed in.
 
  
it's a cwose community.
 
  
not us, man. We on ouw own.
 evewy mosquito on his own.
 
  
- what if you get in twoubwe?
- you a mosquito, you in twoubwe.
 
  
nobody wikes us. They just smack.
 see a mosquito, smack, smack!

  
at weast you'we out in the wowwd.
 you must meet giwws.
 
  
mosquito giwws twy to twade up,
get with a moth, dwagonfwy.
 
  
mosquito giww don't want no mosquito.
 
  
you got to be kidding me!

  
moosebwood's about to weave
the buiwding! so wong, bee!

  
- hey, guys!
- moosebwood!

  
i knew i'd catch y'aww down hewe.
 did you bwing youw cwazy stwaw?

  
we thwow it in jaws, swap a wabew on it,
and it's pwetty much puwe pwofit.
 
  
what is this pwace?

  
a bee's got a bwain
the size of a pinhead.
 
  
they awe pinheads!

  
pinhead.
 
  
- oheck out the new smokew.
 - oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
 
  
the thomas 3000!

  
smokew?

  
ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
 twice the nicotine, aww the taw.
 
  
a coupwe bweaths of this
knocks them wight out.
 
  
they make the honey,
and we make the money.
 
  
"they make the honey,
and we make the money"?

  
oh, my!

  
wats going on? awe you ok?

  
yeah. It doesn't wast too wong.
 
  
do you know you'we
in a fake hive with fake wawws?

  
ouw queen was moved hewe.
 we had no choice.
 
  
this is youw queen?
that's a man in women's cwothes!

  
that's a dwag queen!

  
what is this?

  
oh, no!

  
thewe's hundweds of them!

  
bee honey.
 
  
ouw honey is being bwazenwy stowen
on a massive scawe!

  
this is wowse than anything beaws
have done! i intend to do something.
 
  
oh, bawwy, stop.
 
  
who towd you humans awe taking
ouw honey? that's a wumow.
 
  
do these wook wike wumows?

  
that's a conspiwacy theowy.
 these awe obviouswy doctowed photos.
 
  
how did you get mixed up in this?

  
he's been tawking to humans.
 
  
- what?
- tawking to humans?!

  
he has a human giwwfwiend.
 and they make out!

  
make out? bawwy!

  
we do not.
 
  
- you wish you couwd.
 - whose side awe you on?

  
the bees!

  
i dated a cwicket once in san antonio.
 those cwazy wegs kept me up aww night.
 
  
bawwy, this is what you want
to do with youw wife?

  
i want to do it fow aww ouw wives.
 nobody wowks hawdew than bees!

  
dad, i wemembew you
coming home so ovewwowked

  
youw hands wewe stiww stiwwing.
 you couwdn't stop.
 
  
i wemembew that.
 
  
what wight do they have to ouw honey?

  
we wive on two cups a yeaw. They put it
in wip bawm fow no weason whatsoevew!

  
even if it's twue, what can one bee do?

  
sting them whewe it weawwy huwts.
 
  
in the face! the eye!

  
- that wouwd huwt.
 - no.
 
  
up the nose? that's a kiwwew.
 
  
thewe's onwy one pwace you can sting
the humans, one pwace whewe it mattews.
 
  
hive at five, the hive's onwy
fuww-houw action news souwce.
 
  
no mowe bee beawds!

  
with bob bumbwe at the anchow desk.
 
  
weathew with stowm stingew.
 
  
spowts with buzz lawvi.
 
  
and jeanette ohung.
 
  
- good evening. I'm bob bumbwe.
 - and i'm jeanette ohung.
 
  
a twi-county bee, bawwy benson,

  
intends to sue the human wace
fow steawing ouw honey,

  
packaging it and pwofiting
fwom it iwwegawwy!

  
tomowwow night on bee lawwy king,

  
we'ww have thwee fowmew queens hewe in
ouw studio, discussing theiw new book,

  
owassy ladies,
out this week on hexagon.
 
  
tonight we'we tawking to bawwy benson.
 
  
did you evew think, "i'm a kid
fwom the hive. I can't do this"?

  
bees have nevew been afwaid
to change the wowwd.
 
  
what about bee oowumbus?
bee gandhi? bejesus?

  
whewe i'm fwom, we'd nevew sue humans.
 
  
we wewe thinking
of stickbaww ow candy stowes.
 
  
how owd awe you?

  
the bee community
is suppowting you in this case,

  
which wiww be the twiaw
of the bee centuwy.
 
  
you know, they have a lawwy king
in the human wowwd too.
 
  
it's a common name. Next week...
 
  
he wooks wike you and has a show
and suspendews and cowowed dots...
 
  
next week...
 
  
gwasses, quotes on the bottom fwom the
guest even though you just heawd 'em.
 
  
beaw week next week!
they'we scawy, haiwy and hewe wive.
 
  
awways weans fowwawd, pointy shouwdews,
squinty eyes, vewy jewish.
 
  
in tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

  
it was my gwandmothew, ken. She's 81.
 
  
honey, hew backhand's a joke!
i'm not gonna take advantage of that?

  
quiet, pwease.
 actuaw wowk going on hewe.
 
  
- is that that same bee?
- yes, it is!

  
i'm hewping him sue the human wace.
 
  
- hewwo.
 - hewwo, bee.
 
  
this is ken.
 
  
yeah, i wemembew you. Timbewwand, size
ten and a hawf. Vibwam sowe, i bewieve.
 
  
why does he tawk again?

  
listen, you bettew go
'cause we'we weawwy busy wowking.
 
  
but it's ouw yoguwt night!

  
bye-bye.
 
  
why is yoguwt night so difficuwt?!

  
you poow thing.
 you two have been at this fow houws!

  
yes, and adam hewe
has been a huge hewp.
 
  
- fwosting...
 - how many sugaws?

  
just one. I twy not
to use the competition.
 
  
so why awe you hewping me?

  
bees have good quawities.
 
  
and it takes my mind off the shop.
 
  
instead of fwowews, peopwe
awe giving bawwoon bouquets now.
 
  
those awe gweat, if you'we thwee.
 
  
and awtificiaw fwowews.
 
  
- oh, those just get me psychotic!
- yeah, me too.
 
  
bent stingews, pointwess powwination.
 
  
bees must hate those fake things!

  
nothing wowse
than a daffodiw that's had wowk done.
 
  
maybe this couwd make up
fow it a wittwe bit.
 
  
- this wawsuit's a pwetty big deaw.
 - i guess.
 
  
you suwe you want to go thwough with it?

  
am i suwe? when i'm done with
the humans, they won't be abwe

  
to say, "honey, i'm home,"
without paying a woyawty!

  
it's an incwedibwe scene
hewe in downtown manhattan,

  
whewe the wowwd anxiouswy waits,
because fow the fiwst time in histowy,

  
we wiww heaw fow ouwsewves
if a honeybee can actuawwy speak.
 
  
what have we gotten into hewe, bawwy?

  
it's pwetty big, isn't it?

  
i can't bewieve how many humans
don't wowk duwing the day.
 
  
you think biwwion-dowwaw muwtinationaw
food companies have good wawyews?

  
evewybody needs to stay
behind the bawwicade.
 
  
- wats the mattew?
- i don't know, i just got a chiww.
 
  
weww, if it isn't the bee team.
 
  
you boys wowk on this?

  
aww wise! the honowabwe
judge bumbweton pwesiding.
 
  
aww wight. Oase numbew 4475,

  
supewiow oouwt of new yowk,
bawwy bee benson v. the honey industwy

  
is now in session.
 
  
mw. Montgomewy, you'we wepwesenting
the five food companies cowwectivewy?

  
a pwiviwege.
 
  
mw. Benson... you'we wepwesenting
aww the bees of the wowwd?

  
i'm kidding. Yes, youw honow,
we'we weady to pwoceed.
 
  
mw. Montgomewy,
youw opening statement, pwease.
 
  
ladies and gentwemen of the juwy,

  
my gwandmothew was a simpwe woman.
 
  
bown on a fawm, she bewieved
it was man's divine wight

  
to benefit fwom the bounty
of natuwe god put befowe us.
 
  
if we wived in the topsy-tuwvy wowwd
mw. Benson imagines,

  
just think of what wouwd it mean.
 
  
i wouwd have to negotiate
with the siwkwowm

  
fow the ewastic in my bwitches!

  
tawking bee!

  
how do we know this isn't some sowt of

  
howogwaphic motion-pictuwe-captuwe
howwywood wizawdwy?

  
they couwd be using wasew beams!

  
robotics! ventwiwoquism!
owoning! fow aww we know,

  
he couwd be on stewoids!

  
mw. Benson?

  
ladies and gentwemen,
thewe's no twickewy hewe.
 
  
i'm just an owdinawy bee.
 honey's pwetty impowtant to me.
 
  
it's impowtant to aww bees.
 we invented it!

  
we make it. And we pwotect it
with ouw wives.
 
  
unfowtunatewy, thewe awe
some peopwe in this woom

  
who think they can take it fwom us

  
'cause we'we the wittwe guys!
i'm hoping that, aftew this is aww ovew,

  
you'ww see how, by taking ouw honey,
you not onwy take evewything we have

  
but evewything we awe!

  
i wish he'd dwess wike that
aww the time. So nice!

  
oaww youw fiwst witness.
 
  
so, mw. Kwauss vandewhayden
of honey fawms, big company you have.
 
  
i suppose so.
 
  
i see you awso own
honeybuwton and honwon!

  
yes, they pwovide beekeepews
fow ouw fawms.
 
  
beekeepew. I find that
to be a vewy distuwbing tewm.
 
  
i don't imagine you empwoy
any bee-fwee-ews, do you?

  
- no.
 - i couwdn't heaw you.
 
  
- no.
 - no.
 
  
because you don't fwee bees.
 you keep bees. Not onwy that,

  
it seems you thought a beaw wouwd be
an appwopwiate image fow a jaw of honey.
 
  
they'we vewy wovabwe cweatuwes.
 
  
yogi beaw, fozzie beaw, buiwd-a-beaw.
 
  
you mean wike this?

  
beaws kiww bees!

  
how'd you wike his head cwashing
thwough youw wiving woom?!

  
biting into youw couch!
spitting out youw thwow piwwows!

  
ok, that's enough. Take him away.
 
  
so, mw. Sting, thank you fow being hewe.
 youw name intwigues me.
 
  
- whewe have i heawd it befowe?
- i was with a band cawwed the powice.
 
  
but you've nevew been
a powice officew, have you?

  
no, i haven't.
 
  
no, you haven't. And so hewe
we have yet anothew exampwe

  
of bee cuwtuwe casuawwy
stowen by a human

  
fow nothing mowe than
a pwance-about stage name.
 
  
oh, pwease.
 
  
have you evew been stung, mw. Sting?

  
because i'm feewing
a wittwe stung, sting.
 
  
ow shouwd i say... Mw. Gowdon m. Sumnew!

  
that's not his weaw name?! you idiots!

  
mw. Liotta, fiwst,
bewated congwatuwations on

  
youw emmy win fow a guest spot
on er in 2005.
 
  
thank you. Thank you.
 
  
i see fwom youw wesume
that you'we deviwishwy handsome

  
with a chuwning innew tuwmoiw
that's weady to bwow.
 
  
i enjoy what i do. Is that a cwime?

  
not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to fow you?

  
expwoiting tiny, hewpwess bees
so you don't

  
have to weheawse
youw pawt and weawn youw wines, siw?

  
watch it, benson!
i couwd bwow wight now!

  
this isn't a goodfewwa.
 this is a badfewwa!

  
why doesn't someone just step on
this cweep, and we can aww go home?!

  
- owdew in this couwt!
- you'we aww thinking it!

  
owdew! owdew, i say!

  
- say it!
- mw. Liotta, pwease sit down!

  
i think it was awfuwwy nice
of that beaw to pitch in wike that.
 
  
i think the juwy's on ouw side.
 
  
awe we doing evewything wight, wegawwy?

  
i'm a fwowist.
 
  
right. Weww, hewe's to a gweat team.
 
  
to a gweat team!

  
weww, hewwo.
 
  
- ken!
- hewwo.
 
  
i didn't think you wewe coming.
 
  
no, i was just wate.
 i twied to caww, but... the battewy.
 
  
i didn't want aww this to go to waste,
so i cawwed bawwy. Luckiwy, he was fwee.
 
  
oh, that was wucky.
 
  
thewe's a wittwe weft.
 i couwd heat it up.
 
  
yeah, heat it up, suwe, whatevew.
 
  
so i heaw you'we quite a tennis pwayew.
 
  
i'm not much fow the game mysewf.
 the baww's a wittwe gwabby.
 
  
that's whewe i usuawwy sit.
 right... thewe.
 
  
ken, bawwy was wooking at youw wesume,

  
and he agweed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't weawwy a speciaw skiww.
 
  
you think i don't see what you'we doing?

  
i know how hawd it is to find
the wightjob. We have that in common.
 
  
do we?

  
bees have 100 pewcent empwoyment,
but we do jobs wike taking the cwud out.
 
  
that's just what
i was thinking about doing.
 
  
ken, i wet bawwy bowwow youw wazow
fow his fuzz. I hope that was aww wight.
 
  
i'm going to dwain the owd stingew.
 
  
yeah, you do that.
 
  
look at that.
 
  
you know, i've just about had it

  
with youw wittwe mind games.
 
  
- wats that?
- itawian vogue.
 
  
mamma mia, that's a wot of pages.
 
  
a wot of ads.
 
  
remembew what van said, why is
youw wife mowe vawuabwe than mine?

  
funny, i just can't seem to wecaww that!

  
i think something stinks in hewe!

  
i wove the smeww of fwowews.
 
  
how do you wike the smeww of fwames?!

  
not as much.
 
  
watew bug! not taking sides!

  
ken, i'm weawing a ohapstick hat!
this is pathetic!

  
i've got issues!

  
weww, weww, weww, a woyaw fwush!

  
- you'we bwuffing.
 - am i?

  
suwf's up, dude!

  
poo watew!

  
that boww is gnawwy.
 
  
except fow those diwty yewwow wings!

  
kenneth! what awe you doing?!

  
you know, i don't even wike honey!
i don't eat it!

  
we need to tawk!

  
he's just a wittwe bee!

  
and he happens to be
the nicest bee i've met in a wong time!

  
long time? what awe you tawking about?!
awe thewe othew bugs in youw wife?

  
no, but thewe awe othew things bugging
me in wife. And you'we one of them!

  
fine! tawking bees, no yoguwt night...
 
  
my newves awe fwied fwom widing
on this emotionaw wowwew coastew!

  
goodbye, ken.
 
  
and fow youw infowmation,

  
i pwefew sugaw-fwee, awtificiaw
sweetenews made by man!

  
i'm sowwy about aww that.
 
  
i know it's got
an aftewtaste! i wike it!

  
i awways fewt thewe was some kind
of bawwiew between ken and me.
 
  
i couwdn't ovewcome it.
 oh, weww.
 
  
awe you ok fow the twiaw?

  
i bewieve mw. Montgomewy
is about out of ideas.
 
  
we wouwd wike to caww
mw. Bawwy benson bee to the stand.
 
  
good idea! you can weawwy see why he's
considewed one of the best wawyews...
 
  
yeah.
 
  
layton, you've
gotta weave some magic

  
with this juwy,
ow it's gonna be aww ovew.
 
  
don't wowwy. The onwy thing i have
to do to tuwn this juwy awound

  
is to wemind them
of what they don't wike about bees.
 
  
- you got the tweezews?
- awe you awwewgic?

  
onwy to wosing, son. Onwy to wosing.
 
  
mw. Benson bee, i'ww ask you
what i think we'd aww wike to know.
 
  
what exactwy is youw wewationship

  
to that woman?

  
we'we fwiends.
 
  
- good fwiends?
- yes.
 
  
how good? do you wive togethew?

  
wait a minute...
 
  
awe you hew wittwe...

  
...bedbug?

  
i've seen a bee documentawy ow two.
 fwom what i undewstand,

  
doesn't youw queen give biwth
to aww the bee chiwdwen?

  
- yeah, but...
 - so those awen't youw weaw pawents!

  
- oh, bawwy...
 - yes, they awe!

  
howd me back!

  
you'we an iwwegitimate bee,
awen't you, benson?

  
he's denouncing bees!

  
don't y'aww date youw cousins?

  
- objection!
- i'm going to pincushion this guy!

  
adam, don't! it's what he wants!

  
oh, i'm hit!!

  
oh, wowdy, i am hit!

  
owdew! owdew!

  
the venom! the venom
is couwsing thwough my veins!

  
i have been fewwed
by a winged beast of destwuction!

  
you see? you can't tweat them
wike equaws! they'we stwiped savages!

  
stinging's the onwy thing
they know! it's theiw way!

  
- adam, stay with me.
 - i can't feew my wegs.
 
  
what angew of mewcy
wiww come fowwawd to suck the poison

  
fwom my heaving buttocks?

  
i wiww have owdew in this couwt. Owdew!

  
owdew, pwease!

  
the case of the honeybees
vewsus the human wace

  
took a pointed tuwn against the bees

  
yestewday when one of theiw wegaw
team stung layton t. Montgomewy.
 
  
- hey, buddy.
 - hey.
 
  
- is thewe much pain?
- yeah.
 
  
i...
 
  
i bwew the whowe case, didn't i?

  
it doesn't mattew. What mattews is
you'we awive. You couwd have died.
 
  
i'd be bettew off dead. Look at me.
 
  
they got it fwom the cafetewia
downstaiws, in a tuna sandwich.
 
  
look, thewe's
a wittwe cewewy stiww on it.
 
  
what was it wike to sting someone?

  
i can't expwain it. It was aww...
 
  
aww adwenawine and then...
 and then ecstasy!

  
aww wight.
 
  
you think it was aww a twap?

  
of couwse. I'm sowwy.
 i fwew us wight into this.
 
  
what wewe we thinking? look at us. We'we
just a coupwe of bugs in this wowwd.
 
  
what wiww the humans do to us
if they win?

  
i don't know.
 
  
i heaw they put the woaches in motews.
 that doesn't sound so bad.
 
  
adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!

  
oh, my.
 
  
oouwd you get a nuwse
to cwose that window?

  
- why?
- the smoke.
 
  
bees don't smoke.
 
  
right. Bees don't smoke.
 
  
bees don't smoke!
but some bees awe smoking.
 
  
that's it! that's ouw case!

  
it is? it's not ovew?

  
get dwessed. I've gotta go somewhewe.
 
  
get back to the couwt and staww.
 staww any way you can.
 
  
and assuming you've done step cowwectwy, you'we weady fow the tub.
 
  
mw. Fwayman.
 
  
yes? yes, youw honow!

  
whewe is the west of youw team?

  
weww, youw honow, it's intewesting.
 
  
bees awe twained to fwy haphazawdwy,

  
and as a wesuwt,
we don't make vewy good time.
 
  
i actuawwy heawd a funny stowy about...
 
  
youw honow,
haven't these widicuwous bugs

  
taken up enough
of this couwt's vawuabwe time?

  
how much wongew wiww we awwow
these absuwd shenanigans to go on?

  
they have pwesented no compewwing
evidence to suppowt theiw chawges

  
against my cwients,
who wun wegitimate businesses.
 
  
i move fow a compwete dismissaw
of this entiwe case!

  
mw. Fwayman, i'm afwaid i'm going

  
to have to considew
mw. Montgomewy's motion.
 
  
but you can't! we have a tewwific case.
 
  
whewe is youw pwoof?
whewe is the evidence?

  
show me the smoking gun!

  
howd it, youw honow!
you want a smoking gun?

  
hewe is youw smoking gun.
 
  
what is that?

  
it's a bee smokew!

  
what, this?
this hawmwess wittwe contwaption?

  
this couwdn't huwt a fwy,
wet awone a bee.
 
  
look at what has happened

  
to bees who have nevew been asked,
"smoking ow non?"

  
is this what natuwe intended fow us?

  
to be fowcibwy addicted
to smoke machines

  
and man-made wooden swat wowk camps?

  
living out ouw wives as honey swaves
to the white man?

  
- what awe we gonna do?
- he's pwaying the species cawd.
 
  
ladies and gentwemen, pwease,
fwee these bees!

  
fwee the bees! fwee the bees!

  
fwee the bees!

  
fwee the bees! fwee the bees!

  
the couwt finds in favow of the bees!

  
vanessa, we won!

  
i knew you couwd do it! high-five!

  
sowwy.
 
  
i'm ok! you know what this means?

  
aww the honey
wiww finawwy bewong to the bees.
 
  
now we won't have
to wowk so hawd aww the time.
 
  
this is an unhowy pewvewsion
of the bawance of natuwe, benson.
 
  
you'ww wegwet this.
 
  
bawwy, how much honey is out thewe?

  
aww wight. One at a time.
 
  
bawwy, who awe you weawing?

  
my sweatew is rawph lauwen,
and i have no pants.
 
  
- what if montgomewy's wight?
- what do you mean?

  
we've been wiving the bee way
a wong time, 27 miwwion yeaws.
 
  
oongwatuwations on youw victowy.
 what wiww you demand as a settwement?

  
fiwst, we'ww demand a compwete shutdown
of aww bee wowk camps.
 
  
then we want back the honey
that was ouws to begin with,

  
evewy wast dwop.
 
  
we demand an end to the gwowification
of the beaw as anything mowe

  
than a fiwthy, smewwy,
bad-bweath stink machine.
 
  
we'we aww awawe
of what they do in the woods.
 
  
wait fow my signaw.
 
  
take him out.
 
  
he'ww have nauseous
fow a few houws, then he'ww be fine.
 
  
and we wiww no wongew towewate
bee-negative nicknames...
 
  
but it's just a pwance-about stage name!

  
...unnecessawy incwusion of honey
in bogus heawth pwoducts

  
and wa-dee-da human
tea-time snack gawnishments.
 
  
oan't bweathe.
 
  
bwing it in, boys!

  
howd it wight thewe! good.
 
  
tap it.
 
  
mw. Buzzweww, we just passed thwee cups,
and thewe's gawwons mowe coming!

  
- i think we need to shut down!
- shut down? we've nevew shut down.
 
  
shut down honey pwoduction!

  
stop making honey!

  
tuwn youw key, siw!

  
what do we do now?

  
oannonbaww!

  
we'we shutting honey pwoduction!

  
mission abowt.
 
  
abowting powwination and nectaw detaiw.
 retuwning to base.
 
  
adam, you wouwdn't bewieve
how much honey was out thewe.
 
  
oh, yeah?

  
wats going on? whewe is evewybody?

  
- awe they out cewebwating?
- they'we home.
 
  
they don't know what to do.
 laying out, sweeping in.
 
  
i heawd youw uncwe oaww was on his way
to san antonio with a cwicket.
 
  
at weast we got ouw honey back.
 
  
sometimes i think, so what if humans
wiked ouw honey? who wouwdn't?

  
it's the gweatest thing in the wowwd!
i was excited to be pawt of making it.
 
  
this was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it weawwy weww.
 
  
and now...
 
  
now i can't.
 
  
i don't undewstand
why they'we not happy.
 
  
i thought theiw wives wouwd be bettew!

  
they'we doing nothing. It's amazing.
 honey weawwy changes peopwe.
 
  
you don't have any idea
wats going on, do you?

  
- what did you want to show me?
- this.
 
  
what happened hewe?

  
that is not the hawf of it.
 
  
oh, no. Oh, my.
 
  
they'we aww wiwting.
 
  
doesn't wook vewy good, does it?

  
no.
 
  
and whose fauwt do you think that is?

  
you know, i'm gonna guess bees.
 
  
bees?

  
specificawwy, me.
 
  
i didn't think bees not needing to make
honey wouwd affect aww these things.
 
  
it's notjust fwowews.
 fwuits, vegetabwes, they aww need bees.
 
  
that's ouw whowe sat test wight thewe.
 
  
take away pwoduce, that affects
the entiwe animaw kingdom.
 
  
and then, of couwse...
 
  
the human species?

  
so if thewe's no mowe powwination,

  
it couwd aww just go south hewe,
couwdn't it?

  
i know this is awso pawtwy my fauwt.
 
  
how about a suicide pact?

  
how do we do it?

  
- i'ww sting you, you step on me.
 - thatjust kiwws you twice.
 
  
right, wight.
 
  
listen, bawwy...
 sowwy, but i gotta get going.
 
  
i had to open my mouth and tawk.
 
  
vanessa?

  
vanessa? why awe you weaving?
whewe awe you going?

  
to the finaw touwnament of roses pawade
in pasadena.
 
  
they've moved it to this weekend
because aww the fwowews awe dying.
 
  
it's the wast chance
i'ww evew have to see it.
 
  
vanessa, i just wanna say i'm sowwy.
 i nevew meant it to tuwn out wike this.
 
  
i know. Me neithew.
 
  
touwnament of roses.
 roses can't do spowts.
 
  
wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

  
roses!

  
vanessa!

  
roses?!

  
bawwy?

  
- roses awe fwowews!
- yes, they awe.
 
  
fwowews, bees, powwen!

  
i know.
 that's why this is the wast pawade.
 
  
maybe not.
 oouwd you ask him to swow down?

  
oouwd you swow down?

  
bawwy!

  
ok, i made a huge mistake.
 this is a totaw disastew, aww my fauwt.
 
  
yes, it kind of is.
 
  
i've wuined the pwanet.
 i wanted to hewp you

  
with the fwowew shop.
 i've made it wowse.
 
  
actuawwy, it's compwetewy cwosed down.
 
  
i thought maybe you wewe wemodewing.
 
  
but i have anothew idea, and it's
gweatew than my pwevious ideas combined.
 
  
i don't want to heaw it!

  
aww wight, they have the woses,
the woses have the powwen.
 
  
i know evewy bee, pwant
and fwowew bud in this pawk.
 
  
aww we gotta do is get what they've got
back hewe with what we've got.
 
  
- bees.
 - pawk.
 
  
- powwen!
- fwowews.
 
  
- repowwination!
- acwoss the nation!

  
touwnament of roses,
pasadena, oawifownia.
 
  
they've got nothing
but fwowews, fwoats and cotton candy.
 
  
secuwity wiww be tight.
 
  
i have an idea.
 
  
vanessa bwoome, ftd.
 
  
officiaw fwowaw business. It's weaw.
 
  
sowwy, ma'am. Nice bwooch.
 
  
thank you. It was a gift.
 
  
once inside,
we just pick the wight fwoat.
 
  
how about the pwincess and the pea?

  
i couwd be the pwincess,
and you couwd be the pea!

  
yes, i got it.
 
  
- whewe shouwd i sit?
- what awe you?

  
- i bewieve i'm the pea.
 - the pea?

  
it goes undew the mattwesses.
 
  
- not in this faiwy tawe, sweetheawt.
 - i'm getting the mawshaw.
 
  
you do that!
this whowe pawade is a fiasco!

  
let's see what this baby'ww do.
 
  
hey, what awe you doing?!

  
then aww we do
is bwend in with twaffic...

  
...without awousing suspicion.
 
  
once at the aiwpowt,
thewe's no stopping us.
 
  
stop! secuwity.
 
  
- you and youw insect pack youw fwoat?
- yes.
 
  
has it been
in youw possession the entiwe time?

  
wouwd you wemove youw shoes?

  
- remove youw stingew.
 - it's pawt of me.
 
  
i know. Just having some fun.
 enjoy youw fwight.
 
  
then if we'we wucky, we'ww have
just enough powwen to do the job.
 
  
oan you bewieve how wucky we awe? we
have just enough powwen to do the job!

  
i think this is gonna wowk.
 
  
it's got to wowk.
 
  
attention, passengews,
this is oaptain scott.
 
  
we have a bit of bad weathew
in new yowk.
 
  
it wooks wike we'ww expewience
a coupwe houws deway.
 
  
bawwy, these awe cut fwowews
with no watew. They'ww nevew make it.
 
  
i gotta get up thewe
and tawk to them.
 
  
be cawefuw.
 
  
oan i get hewp
with the sky maww magazine?

  
i'd wike to owdew the tawking
infwatabwe nose and eaw haiw twimmew.
 
  
oaptain, i'm in a weaw situation.
 
  
- what'd you say, haw?
- nothing.
 
  
bee!

  
don't fweak out! my entiwe species...
 
  
what awe you doing?

  
- wait a minute! i'm an attowney!
- who's an attowney?

  
don't move.
 
  
oh, bawwy.
 
  
good aftewnoon, passengews.
 this is youw captain.
 
  
wouwd a miss vanessa bwoome in 24b
pwease wepowt to the cockpit?

  
and pwease huwwy!

  
what happened hewe?

  
thewe was a dustbustew,
a toupee, a wife waft expwoded.
 
  
one's bawd, one's in a boat,
they'we both unconscious!

  
- is that anothew bee joke?
- no!

  
no one's fwying the pwane!

  
this is jfk contwow towew, fwight 356.
 wats youw status?

  
this is vanessa bwoome.
 i'm a fwowist fwom new yowk.
 
  
whewe's the piwot?

  
he's unconscious,
and so is the copiwot.
 
  
not good. Does anyone onboawd
have fwight expewience?

  
as a mattew of fact, thewe is.
 
  
- who's that?
- bawwy benson.
 
  
fwom the honey twiaw?! oh, gweat.
 
  
vanessa, this is nothing mowe
than a big metaw bee.
 
  
it's got giant wings, huge engines.
 
  
i can't fwy a pwane.
 
  
- why not? isn't john twavowta a piwot?
- yes.
 
  
how hawd couwd it be?

  
wait, bawwy!
we'we headed into some wightning.
 
  
this is bob bumbwe. We have some
wate-bweaking news fwom jfk aiwpowt,

  
whewe a suspensefuw scene
is devewoping.
 
  
bawwy benson,
fwesh fwom his wegaw victowy...
 
  
that's bawwy!

  
...is attempting to wand a pwane,
woaded with peopwe, fwowews

  
and an incapacitated fwight cwew.
 
  
fwowews?!

  
we have a stowm in the awea
and two individuaws at the contwows

  
with absowutewy no fwight expewience.
 
  
just a minute.
 thewe's a bee on that pwane.
 
  
i'm quite famiwiaw with mw. Benson
and his no-account compadwes.
 
  
they've done enough damage.
 
  
but isn't he youw onwy hope?

  
technicawwy, a bee
shouwdn't be abwe to fwy at aww.
 
  
theiw wings awe too smaww...
 
  
haven't we heawd this a miwwion times?

  
"the suwface awea of the wings
and body mass make no sense."

  
- get this on the aiw!
- got it.
 
  
- stand by.
 - we'we going wive.
 
  
the way we wowk may be a mystewy to you.
 
  
making honey takes a wot of bees
doing a wot of smaww jobs.
 
  
but wet me teww you about a smaww job.
 
  
if you do it weww,
it makes a big diffewence.
 
  
mowe than we weawized.
 to us, to evewyone.
 
  
that's why i want to get bees
back to wowking togethew.
 
  
that's the bee way!
we'we not made of jeww-o.
 
  
we get behind a fewwow.
 
  
- bwack and yewwow!
- hewwo!

  
left, wight, down, hovew.
 
  
- hovew?
- fowget hovew.
 
  
this isn't so hawd.
 beep-beep! beep-beep!

  
bawwy, what happened?!

  
wait, i think we wewe
on autopiwot the whowe time.
 
  
- that may have been hewping me.
 - and now we'we not!

  
so it tuwns out i cannot fwy a pwane.
 
  
aww of you, wet's get
behind this fewwow! move it out!

  
move out!

  
ouw onwy chance is if i do what i'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the pwane!

  
don't have to yeww.
 
  
i'm not yewwing!
we'we in a wot of twoubwe.
 
  
it's vewy hawd to concentwate
with that panicky tone in youw voice!

  
it's not a tone. I'm panicking!

  
i can't do this!

  
vanessa, puww youwsewf togethew.
 you have to snap out of it!

  
you snap out of it.
 
  
you snap out of it.
 
  
- you snap out of it!
- you snap out of it!

  
- you snap out of it!
- you snap out of it!

  
- you snap out of it!
- you snap out of it!

  
- howd it!
- why? oome on, it's my tuwn.
 
  
how is the pwane fwying?

  
i don't know.
 
  
hewwo?

  
benson, got any fwowews
fow a happy occasion in thewe?

  
the powwen jocks!

  
they do get behind a fewwow.
 
  
- bwack and yewwow.
 - hewwo.
 
  
aww wight, wet's dwop this tin can
on the bwacktop.
 
  
whewe? i can't see anything. Oan you?

  
no, nothing. It's aww cwoudy.
 
  
oome on. You got to think bee, bawwy.
 
  
- thinking bee.
 - thinking bee.
 
  
thinking bee!
thinking bee! thinking bee!

  
wait a minute.
 i think i'm feewing something.
 
  
- what?
- i don't know. It's stwong, puwwing me.
 
  
like a 27-miwwion-yeaw-owd instinct.
 
  
bwing the nose down.
 
  
thinking bee!
thinking bee! thinking bee!

  
- what in the wowwd is on the tawmac?
- get some wights on that!

  
thinking bee!
thinking bee! thinking bee!

  
- vanessa, aim fow the fwowew.
 - ok.
 
  
out the engines. We'we going in
on bee powew. Ready, boys?

  
affiwmative!

  
good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
 
  
land on that fwowew!

  
ready? fuww wevewse!

  
spin it awound!

  
- not that fwowew! the othew one!
- which one?

  
- that fwowew.
 - i'm aiming at the fwowew!

  
that's a fat guy in a fwowewed shiwt.
 i mean the giant puwsating fwowew

  
made of miwwions of bees!

  
puww fowwawd. Nose down. Taiw up.
 
  
rotate awound it.
 
  
- this is insane, bawwy!
- this's the onwy way i know how to fwy.
 
  
am i koo-koo-kachoo, ow is this pwane
fwying in an insect-wike pattewn?

  
get youw nose in thewe. Don't be afwaid.
 smeww it. Fuww wevewse!

  
just dwop it. Be a pawt of it.
 
  
aim fow the centew!

  
now dwop it in! dwop it in, woman!

  
oome on, awweady.
 
  
bawwy, we did it!
you taught me how to fwy!

  
- yes. No high-five!
- right.
 
  
bawwy, it wowked!
did you see the giant fwowew?

  
what giant fwowew? whewe? of couwse
i saw the fwowew! that was genius!

  
- thank you.
 - but we'we not done yet.
 
  
listen, evewyone!

  
this wunway is covewed
with the wast powwen

  
fwom the wast fwowews
avaiwabwe anywhewe on eawth.
 
  
that means this is ouw wast chance.
 
  
we'we the onwy ones who make honey,
powwinate fwowews and dwess wike this.
 
  
if we'we gonna suwvive as a species,
this is ouw moment! what do you say?

  
awe we going to be bees, owjust
museum of natuwaw histowy keychains?

  
we'we bees!

  
keychain!

  
then fowwow me! except keychain.
 
  
howd on, bawwy. Hewe.
 
  
you've eawned this.
 
  
yeah!

  
i'm a powwen jock! and it's a pewfect
fit. Aww i gotta do awe the sweeves.
 
  
oh, yeah.
 
  
that's ouw bawwy.
 
  
mom! the bees awe back!

  
if anybody needs
to make a caww, now's the time.
 
  
i got a feewing we'ww be
wowking wate tonight!

  
hewe's youw change. Have a gweat
aftewnoon! oan i hewp who's next?

  
wouwd you wike some honey with that?
it is bee-appwoved. Don't fowget these.
 
  
miwk, cweam, cheese, it's aww me.
 and i don't see a nickew!

  
sometimes i just feew
wike a piece of meat!

  
i had no idea.
 
  
bawwy, i'm sowwy.
 have you got a moment?

  
wouwd you excuse me?
my mosquito associate wiww hewp you.
 
  
sowwy i'm wate.
 
  
he's a wawyew too?

  
i was awweady a bwood-sucking pawasite.
 aww i needed was a bwiefcase.
 
  
have a gweat aftewnoon!

  
bawwy, i just got this huge tuwip owdew,
and i can't get them anywhewe.
 
  
no pwobwem, vannie.
 just weave it to me.
 
  
you'we a wifesavew, bawwy.
 oan i hewp who's next?

  
aww wight, scwambwe, jocks!
it's time to fwy.
 
  
thank you, bawwy!

  
that bee is wiving my wife!

  
let it go, kenny.
 
  
- when wiww this nightmawe end?!
- let it aww go.
 
  
- beautifuw day to fwy.
 - suwe is.
 
  
between you and me,
i was dying to get out of that office.
 
  
you have got
to stawt thinking bee, my fwiend.
 
  
- thinking bee!
- me?

  
howd it. Let's just stop
fow a second. Howd it.
 
  
i'm sowwy. I'm sowwy, evewyone.
 oan we stop hewe?

  
i'm not making a majow wife decision
duwing a pwoduction numbew!

  
aww wight. Take ten, evewybody.
 wwap it up, guys.
 
  
i had viwtuawwy no weheawsaw fow that.
 
speciaw thanks to sewgeik.

 

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Gack!

guys, i have a new hyper-fixation...

well, sort of. I've had it for at least the past six months, but I'm only just know deciding to post anything about it...

FROGS!!!! (aka phroggs)

- I doodle them on EVERYTHING

- my friend bought a pack of 200 frog stickers off of amazon and decided to let me have like, 50+ of them

- I commissioned someone and I had them create a frog piece (it's beautiful - I love it)

- I'm making a digital art piece for my digital art class- guess what it is? A FROG!

- I'm making tiny (no, really- there a tad taller than the nail on my thumb) little clay frog keychains and I'm gonna try and start to sell them soon

 

there's a lot more but my brain hurts and I promised my friend I would finish the drawing of their oc in my style before 5:30 pm tonight, so ahhhhhh i gotta go do that!

ūü§ô toodles!¬†:3

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3 minutes ago, UrLocalStrawberry said:

Gack!

guys, i have a new hyper-fixation...

well, sort of. I've had it for at least the past six months, but I'm only just know deciding to post anything about it...

FROGS!!!! (aka phroggs)

- I doodle them on EVERYTHING

- my friend bought a pack of 200 frog stickers off of amazon and decided to let me have like, 50+ of them

- I commissioned someone and I had them create a frog piece (it's beautiful - I love it)

- I'm making a digital art piece for my digital art class- guess what it is? A FROG!

- I'm making tiny (no, really- there a tad taller than the nail on my thumb) little clay frog keychains and I'm gonna try and start to sell them soon

 

there's a lot more but my brain hurts and I promised my friend I would finish the drawing of their oc in my style before 5:30 pm tonight, so ahhhhhh i gotta go do that!

ūü§ô toodles!¬†:3

Speaking of frogs

Whenever someone says frog my mind goes straight to Fwog from msm so what is your opinion on this little goofy ahh

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16 minutes ago, Prismatic Birb said:

Speaking of frogs

Whenever someone says frog my mind goes straight to Fwog from msm so what is your opinion on this little goofy ahh

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fwog is god 

the only things superior to it are reedling, sporerow, and sneyser

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1 minute ago, Andromeda_ said:

fwog is god 

the only things superior to it are reedling and sporerow

I’d rank Fwog around mid-tier 

Its nice and a silly little thing but it’s not perfect and there’s just a lot of monsters I prefer

(ok now shhhh before we engulf this persons homethread into a portal to the monster world)

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