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Just now, Pancake said:

tugs at my collar and swallows comically loudly as a bead of sweat rolls down my forehead and I look from side to side in a suspicious manner

holy dooly...

IT WENT UP-

im gonna go fall apart now-

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3 hours ago, BirbMonsterTwo said:

The colours in your pfp smell like nougat that’s all I have to say

HAHA! lol okay

no seriously i legit burst out laughing as soon as i read this and my brother looked at me weird lol

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Just now, UrLocalStrawberry said:

omg omg omg

Bee and PuppyCat

I have so many thoughts

So many comments

OH the LORE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

f you don't know what the heck im talking about, go watch Bee and PuppyCat

🔫 DO IT

its on Netflix

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  • shortcake changed the title to shortcake's homethread/art junkyard where shortcake obsesses over frogs and Bee and PuppyCat
8 minutes ago, UrLocalStrawberry said:

f you don't know what the heck im talking about, go watch Bee and PuppyCat

🔫 DO IT

its on Netflix

way ahead of you

i have no fricking idea what was going on but i enjoyed it anyways

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bro so my friend who is also my neighbor has the same size as me for shoes and clothes so we share (it's a bestie thing, don't judge), so she was letting me borrow their platform combat boots and mushroom backpack until spring break is over

except she has a tendency to lie to people

so she lied to her mom and said that i stole them

so her mom texted my grandma and asked why i took them

my grandma decided to be on my side since i had PROOF that i didn't steal them and that she was letting me use them

so just now-

(she legit just left to go stay at her grandma's house for the rest of spring break, so yea)

anyway-

i just got home from the craft store (im making FROGS- more to tell later), and my grandma dropped me off

she saw the van pull up in the driveway, but she didn't see me get out and go inside (we live in a weirdly-shaped cul-de-sac, so you can't really see if anyone gets out of a car if their car is pulled in to my driveway).

she came over and rang the doorbell and just stood there

but with me being smart (hehehe), i crouched on the stairs right next to the door, that way i could see her, but she couldn't see me

so in other words, i didn't answer (but we ain't gonna talk about that-)

but you see, we have a ring doorbell, which for SOME reason *cough my brother cough cough* isn't connected to the rest of our security cameras that are inside the house, so you can't hear it when it goes off, unless you have the app for it on your phone (im not connected to it, since i just dont have a phone)

BUT HERES THE THING

she knows that i wouldn't have heard it, bc... bc idk why

BUT SHE KNOWS

anyway,

so she went back to her grandma's car, which had pulled up into my driveway at this point

she was like, talking to her grandma for a minute

BUT THEN SHE STARTS WALKING UP TO THE DOOR AGAIN

and you know what she does?

she rings the doorbell AGAIN

and just stands there

luckily i hadn't moved from my spot on the stairs

so as she starts walking away, she looks really disappointed that she wasn't able to get me in trouble

so now im just gonna go over there and put the stuff on my porch and not let them know that it's there

because i'm evil!

hehehe

(but i mean, their doorbell doesn't even work, anyway, and they don't like people touching their door (idk why, but the're super strict about it)

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BRO WHAT

WHAT THE FUDGE

(not a curse word)

SHE IS SO DONE

she frickin-

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT LITTLE BLEEP

(again, not a curse word)

she frickin told her parents that there were "important pins" on the backpack BUT THERE WERNT ANY AND SHE KNEW THAT!!!

SHES TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE!!!

UGH!!!

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my grandma keeps talking to me through the camera 😑

she said my friend's mom told her that if they don't get the stuff back soon that they were going to call the police on me

GO AHEAD YOU SNOTBRAINS

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14 hours ago, Shortcake said:

welp

i don't have a bestie anymore

yay..

woo... hoo...

i know i shouldn't have been venting/ranting about that kind of thing, but i'm not gonna delete it off of my homethread, that way I know for if something similar happens again that i shouldnt post stuff about it

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