Shortcake's junk drawer where everything spontaneously combusts

[shortcake]

Gramma: "Come here, sweetie"

Grandkid: "No! Go away, Gramma!"

Gramma: "What was that? I couldn't hear you." *fixes hearing aid* "okay say that again for me, i think I can hear you now"

Grandkid: "Gramma, get the hell out of my room. I don't want your damn cookies-" (mods, lmk if you would like for me to change the words in this)

Gramma: "Alright, then." *leaves*

Gramma: *comes back with a bar of soap*

Grandkid: "Oh shoot-" *runs*

Gramma: *chases*

Gramma: *is slow*

Gramma: *trips and falls*

Grandkid: "Oh no, Gramma!" *runs back over to her*

Gramma: *shoves bar of soap into the kid's mouth*

Grandkid: "Mumph! Mwy? Wuph phu heph, Gwammawh?!?"

Gramma: "hehehe"

[shortcake]

OMG I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS JASON BOURNE

[shortcake]

The amount of characters who wear/are yellow is insane-

[shortcake]

welp time to go get less than three hours of sleep before having to get up again!

[shortcake]

Anyone got any LGBTQIA+ teen book recommendations? Or just regular books in general? I'm going to the city library today, and need some book reccomendations

[shortcake]

bruh why does my stomach always have to be all wiggley whenever I lay on the floor under my bed-

[shortcake]

aight who wants to help me choose what I should waste my money on /hj

i'm currently searching for hoodies, so ye

if anyone has any recommendations (they don't have to be hoodies), post a link to the thingy (preferably from amazon)

[shortcake]

LKJASHLKJWDLSKBSN THE NEW COVER AND BLURB CAME OUT FOR THE FOURTH BOOK IN THE SKYWARD SERIES

AND THERE'S GONNA BE A SECOND SERIES THAT IS SET AFTER THE TIME FRAME OF THE CURRENT ONE

SAJLKSJDLKDNX I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!

[Loxfeaf]

16 minutes ago, shortcake said:

LKJASHLKJWDLSKBSN THE NEW COVER AND BLURB CAME OUT FOR THE FOURTH BOOK IN THE SKYWARD SERIES

AND THERE'S GONNA BE A SECOND SERIES THAT IS SET AFTER THE TIME FRAME OF THE CURRENT ONE

SAJLKSJDLKDNX I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!

The first thing that came to mind was 'What's Skyward?' lol

[shortcake]

1 minute ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:

The first thing that came to mind was 'What's Skyward?' lol

ARE YOU KIDDING? I've told you about it like, 20 million times- /hj /lh /pos

[Loxfeaf]

Just now, shortcake said:

ARE YOU KIDDING? I've told you about it like, 20 million times- /hj /lh /pos

I haven't read it tho-

[shortcake]

Just now, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:

I haven't read it tho-

IK BUT YOU SHOULDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ITS SO GOOD

[shortcake]

jsajlkanskjasn

I should go to sleep

but I don't want to

Imma just keep learning German lol

[BirbMonstwo]

37 minutes ago, shortcake said:

jsajlkanskjasn

I should go to sleep

but I don't want to

Imma just keep learning German lol

SLEEP BRO

[Loxfeaf]

6 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

SLEEP BRO

NOOOOOOOOO-

[shortcake]

29 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

SLEEP BRO

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

[shortcake]

*yeet*

[shortcake]

I want cheese

[shortcake]

ya'll' this is my 1750th post-

[shortcake]

[shortcake]

OMG I JUST REALIZED

Birb, I was here for when your username was "BirbMaster" and then I followed your alt account, and you were like, "Oh, by the way, this is my alt account, so if you wanna be here for more of my posts, you should follow my main account, too"

[shortcake]

HELP I'VE COMMITTED ARSON-

[shortcake]

sxpjsknsdknsdlkzxnsa does anyone know how to put out a fire that is inside of a tiny metal bowl?

[Loxfeaf]

Just now, shortcake said:

sxpjsknsdknsdlkzxnsa does anyone know how to put out a fire that is inside of a tiny metal bowl?

Throw it into the void

[shortcake]

oh wait nevermind i got it