grizzco !

[survivor]

'random person named ramsey what is this post?'

so you see i have the autistic disease. and i love salmon run. from splatoon. so im going to talk about that and then grizzco. mainly about the funny fish i love the funny fish

SALMONID

salmonid are the funny name for the salmon! they are sapient and they have whole tribes and cultures surrounding them. no they are not a native american parallel my friend keeps insisting they are but then that muddles the themes of the whole story like the other time they tried to have racism and then it becomes a matpat game theory 'its been a dark story all along' kind of thing.

anyways theres three main catergories:

Lesser Salmonid

lesser salmonid are salmonid that are little babies (parts of the lifecycle) 

they are the stuff like 

chum

smallfry

cohock

and snatcher (FROM A HAT IN TIME ?!!?!?!?)

these guys are just normal and annoying lol and they live in their tribes

however eventually they return to their spawning grounds (where they were born) in a phenomenon called a salmon run, if they are babies its so they can mature based on their living conditions and BECOME

Boss Salmonid (Big Game Salmon if you're cool)

these guys are cool. and they want you to know that. so they attack you and wipe your team on wave 2 for the second time in  a row and last time you also had to deal with glowflies on ROUNF ONE and you were doing so well BUT THEN your team forgot to kill the stinger and wipes all of you

big game salmon are all super siller i love them all dearly (expect for flyfish)

ill go into them more later along with more cuture stuff

ermm thats it for

 

RAMSEY LOVES SALMON RUN!!

tune in next time for more epic content