BirbMonstwo Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 A few years ago (not 2016, in 202-something) my brother and I found my old diary from 2016. So, we continued it with satire entries where the character who is ‘me’ goes down a… questionable… path. Here, I will start posting the satire entires soon. MASSIVE TW: The Misadventures of 2016 is a very graphic story. Sure, the drawings are uncoloured stick figures and the descriptions are written with the worst spelling and handwriting to ever exist, but if gore makes you too uncomfortable, read with caution! Will start posting later. Hold on just a moment and hype this up however you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 (Chapter 1, which, while writing the Misadventures, was labelled as “Evriday norm”, will be skipped, as it is simply the original entries actually made by 2016 me) Chapter 2- Fun Thim Time travel is canon in the M2016 cinematic universe, deal with it. It’s why the dates are so whack in this chapter. I’ve traslated the text from bad handwriting in case anyone struggles with reading it. I kept the awful spelling because. ”Taday I went to Antarctica. My faverit part was when I saw a pengin eat a pengin. I also got bited by Mr Poler Beer and now I have a woden leg. I also got frozen in eyes and I had frostbyte,” “Today I went to the medival london. A fire start and I ran to fire beeckus fire bad and I fite it. I for a burn and me no nose now. I faveroute part was when my nose melted,” “Today I jfjsusjhsjwkkakjwja- NoW mY BrAiN gOn AN mE caNt FiNeD oUT ANd GraMeE BaD,” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 idk if i should be scared- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2763miles Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 is it bad that i feel like 2016 you drew that polar bear better than i can (at least digitally,,, my traditional art is way better) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 30 minutes ago, the realest mushroom ever said: is it bad that i feel like 2016 you drew that polar bear better than i can (at least digitally,,, my traditional art is way better) If you've read the start it wasn't qctually made by 2016 me lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2763miles Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Just now, BirbMonster said: If you've read the start it wasn't qctually made by 2016 me lmao i was too tired to notice that text at the time lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 @swweet cakee Why the thanks reaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 Chapter 3- Prisen This is where the plot really begins This uses DD/MM/YY date format 28.08.2016 “Today doctor fix bren so I get better noi. I went too da shop but I fire bcos mum not let have toi. I got a arrest for steal toi. Now I write dary in jell. Jel fun but I get bulli by big help kidz. 01.09.2016 “Me still in jel but it fun. Big kidz like me now bcos i helped them kill someone. It was fun and food also good. It grey and brown slop. Toilet is luxery. It a rustiy buckit. Gally: 20.09.2016 “Today me an big kidz escape from jele. We did it by consoming gards and begeng gun proof. Now poolice want to get us. We hid in a forist. I manang to eat sixs gards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suruzzy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 *wipes tear* Truly better than Marvel. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozloxfeafcakerat Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 I died a million times I was reading this and my mom asked me how my tea was and I was having trouble answering 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozloxfeafcakerat Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 This would make a good movie or PMV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 Just now, Lozloxfeafcakerat said: This would make a good movie or PMV Oh god no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozloxfeafcakerat Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Just now, BirbMonstwo said: Oh god no Oh yes If I learn to animate, this is the second thing I'd make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 Chapter 4- Escap Gang 23.09.2016 ”Me and big kidz hav to eat humins to surveiv. We is super villins with evil plans. It is like reel Among Uz bcos lots of incent are going to jel. Me do tis all life. Blud is testy. It my new faverite drink. Moments with the big kidz: 24.09.2016 “Today polise almos get me and big kids. They saw us coming towdrd big man to eat him and one polise sed “luk, its the kidz from the prisen!” They chased us but we get away. Thats gud!” Moments with the big kidz: 25.09.2016 ”Wee are doing an evil plan. I am helping bild a plane witch well fly arand lasering peppe. I relly like that idea. My faverit big kid is called Sally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 Ignore that the character is making among us references in 2016… renember, she has canonically travelled through time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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