Birb's homethread (V4), Where all logic and physics falls apart

[BirbMonster]

Anyways even though I kos a lot here's some types of kosing I do not approve of-

• When they're annoyingly vocal about it in chat, flexing how many people they killed and how strong their creature is/acting like they own parts of the map
• Purposeley targeting specific types of creature (usually just because they don't like those species) or people with muts
• Spawnkilling or targeting the same person
• Hacking

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[BirbMonster]

WHAT IS THIS AD HELP ME

End woke ness guys /j

[lizardcake]

3 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

WHAT IS THIS AD HELP ME

End woke ness guys /j

holy crap earthbound reference /j

(i have not played earthbound)

[lizardcake]

13 minutes ago, lizardcake said:

holy crap earthbound reference /j

(i have not played earthbound)

[BirbMonster]

Thing that happened to me in cos (copy pasted from the wiki)

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I bought megalodystix from the trade realm and while playing as it I met another person who was also playing as megalo. We joined the same pack and made our base and nests in the mesa. We took turns to hunt players for meat and gaurd the nests, until eventually we hatched a child, planning to grow a megalo army

Then this Irizah showed up and got me down to half health before the other megalo came to help me and the iri escaped, and after running away they said: 'that blue bird will die one way or another'

After a few minutes a Sang Toare showed up and started attacking me. I died but from the other person's chat messages afterwards I managed to bring down the sang with me

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[BirbMonster]

I have been grinding menace mutations because it's my favourite creature

 

And I gave them all names:

 

First one is Colgate the glimmer Menace, he screams a lot and throw tantrums becaus he wanted to be shadow or glowtail instead

 

 

Second is Milk the albino Menace, very peaceful, just sits politley. They like watching snow fall

 

Third is Loaf the leucistic Menace. She is a mom and spends most of her time eeping

 

And most recent is Caliginosity the melanistic Menace, Loaf's child. They are always watching, you cannot escape.

 

 

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonstwo]

15 MINUTES TILL ARTFIGHT THEME REVEAL GET ON THE STREAM EVERYONE 

[BirbMonstwo]

17 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

15 MINUTES TILL ARTFIGHT THEME REVEAL GET ON THE STREAM EVERYONE 

ITS SEAFOAM VS STARDUST LETS FREAKING GOOOOO

 

THE WEBSITE ISNT LETTING ME IN

[BirbMonstwo]

The website exploded

 

[Stranger]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

ITS SEAFOAM VS STARDUST LETS FREAKING GOOOOO

 

THE WEBSITE ISNT LETTING ME IN

wait that's actually a really cool theme!!

[BirbMonstwo]

9 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

ITS SEAFOAM VS STARDUST LETS FREAKING GOOOOO

 

THE WEBSITE ISNT LETTING ME IN

Also if you’re early you get to choose your team instead of being sorted! I’m team seafoam and I’m very excited for the fight to start 

[BirbMonstwo]

Just watched Inside Out 2 at the cinema, good movie would recommend 👍

[BirbMonstwo]

What do you mean error 😭

 

[Andromeda_]

On 6/15/2024 at 7:34 AM, BirbMonster said:

 

I’ve watched that so many times and the grysallog (however you spell it idk) one still gets me every time

[TundraKitsune]

16 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

What do you mean error 😭

 

the error is obviously that the puzzles are fun

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

song

 

[BirbMonster]

I got 2 extra albino menaces while trying to get other mutations, anyone want to buy them? They're 100 mush each (200 if you want me to grow them)

[BirbMonster]

 

[TundraKitsune]

1 minute ago, BirbMonster said:

 

the fact that big cats seem to like chin scritches as much as domestic cats is giving me life

[BirbMonstwo]

Ah yes, summer weather… oven, thunderstorm, or both

[BirbMonstwo]

 

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

Making a Mantelope from All Tomorrows in Spore was totally a good idea! /s

sad because he doesn't have arms:

For those wondering: https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Mantelope