Birb's homethread (V4), Where all logic and physics falls apart

[BirbMonster]

Go watch this (gore warning for like one part)

[BirbMonstwo]

 

[BirbMonstwo]

So I just had a nightmare about a nuclear bomb. Nothing weird here but then for some reason the second I calmed down enough to go back to sleep my dream cut to me chilling with a Komodo dragon at a cafe outdoors, and then I leaned in and whispered “Your father the Cheetah Lord has arrived,” and there was something about a watermelon too, and big lizard guy just nodded and left???

[BirbMonstwo]

Hi. I have been on a trip.

here’s some stupid nonsensical All Tomorrows doodles I did

(I’m turning that emo snake person into an actual OC when I can access my tablet again)

[BirbMonstwo]

Trip photos!

i was doing a hiking 🏔

 

[BirbMonstwo]

I’m coming back from the trip tomorrow afternoon/evening btw

[BirbMonstwo]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

I’m coming back from the trip tomorrow afternoon/evening btw

in my time zone 

It’s 9:44 pm for me rn, as a frame of reference

 

[BirbMonstwo]

Giraffes are birbs now 

 

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[BirbMonstwo]

21 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

in my time zone 

It’s 9:44 pm for me rn, as a frame of reference

 

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[BirbMonstwo]

Made it back 

Im being welcomed by some uhh. Lovely weather in my hometown

[BirbMonstwo]

I went swimming today btw. What’s happening in Jacuzzi number 7???

[lizardcake]

29 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

I went swimming today btw. What’s happening in Jacuzzi number 7???

i personally want to know what "onion" is supposed to mean??

[BirbMonstwo]

1 hour ago, lizardcake said:

i personally want to know what "onion" is supposed to mean??

It’s the name of one of the waterslides there

one of those water slide bowl things where you spin into the middle idk

[BirbMonstwo]

Slight kinda body horror warning?

 

[BirbMonstwo]

https://neal.fun/progress/

[BirbMonster]

 

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[BirbMonstwo]

It’s 1 am and I just walked straight into a mirror thinking it was the open door to my room 💀

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

r/engrish

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[BirbMonstwo]

Why is it that when ever there’s a photo of me just existing I end up in the most awkward possible pose 💀

extra blurry face reveal!?!!????!?!!!?

[BirbMonstwo]

2 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Why is it that when ever there’s a photo of me just existing I end up in the most awkward possible pose 💀

extra blurry face reveal!?!!????!?!!!?

Example 2: me in the first frame of a random clip

 

[BirbMonstwo]

What do you mean ‘extreme’ 💀