Birb's homethread (V4), Where all logic and physics falls apart

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonstwo]

Get in the pizza dungeon

[BirbMonstwo]

 

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

No matter what there is always a guest viewing my homethread and it scares me. The guests are spying on me. If you're a guest and you're reading this, I see you. 

[BirbMonstwo]

I’ve been forgetting my own age lately

like, I’m 15. But over the past few days I’ve been worrying about the future and making scenarios of it in my head so much that I keep thinking I’m 16.

like I was like ‘dang 2 more birthdays till I’m an adult’ but then ‘wait, no I haven’t had that one yet’

[BirbMonstwo]

So we’re (we as in my family) supposed to be going on a trip tomorrow that lasts a few days and we’ll be camping. Expect I’m literally crying because of how much I don’t want to. I genuinely despise the idea of camping because I hate how sleeping bags feel and I hate outdoor activities and I haven’t even packed yet because my brain short circuits every time I think about it

[BirbMonstwo]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

So we’re (we as in my family) supposed to be going on a trip tomorrow that lasts a few days and we’ll be camping. Expect I’m literally crying because of how much I don’t want to. I genuinely despise the idea of camping because I hate how sleeping bags feel and I hate outdoor activities and I haven’t even packed yet because my brain short circuits every time I think about it

And before you ask, yes, I did tell my dad about how I didn’t want to. He just asked “well what do WANT to do,” and the thing is I don’t want to do anything, so I said I didn’t know and he just kind of. Kept asking.

Only thing I ever really want to do is all my indoor hobbies like art, writing, gaming ect, but if I said that he would get mad and say that standard old people thing of “stop being glued to screens and go outside”

[Stranger]

13 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

So we’re (we as in my family) supposed to be going on a trip tomorrow that lasts a few days and we’ll be camping. Expect I’m literally crying because of how much I don’t want to. I genuinely despise the idea of camping because I hate how sleeping bags feel and I hate outdoor activities and I haven’t even packed yet because my brain short circuits every time I think about it

That's sounds awful, I feel so bad for you. Hopefully the days will pass quickly enough.

Maybe you could try and stay in the tent to avoid some of the outdoor activities?

[BirbMonstwo]

15 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

So we’re (we as in my family) supposed to be going on a trip tomorrow that lasts a few days and we’ll be camping. Expect I’m literally crying because of how much I don’t want to. I genuinely despise the idea of camping because I hate how sleeping bags feel and I hate outdoor activities and I haven’t even packed yet because my brain short circuits every time I think about it

I don’t hate all going outside though

I just don’t like excersize and long hikes

but I do like going for short strolls. And I really really like going to the zoo (I’ve actually been going every few weeks since last time I posted about it. Maybe I’ll show people pictures of animals to distract myself)

[BirbMonstwo]

1 minute ago, Stranger said:

That's sounds awful, I feel so bad for you. Hopefully the days will pass quickly enough.

Maybe you could try and stay in the tent to avoid some of the outdoor activities?

But then I’ll just be bored and when I’m bored I feel like my brain is being ripped out

[BirbMonstwo]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

But then I’ll just be bored and when I’m bored I feel like my brain is being ripped out

Plus my parents won’t be happy

[Stranger]

3 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

I don’t hate all going outside though

I just don’t like excersize and long hikes

but I do like going for short strolls. And I really really like going to the zoo (I’ve actually been going every few weeks since last time I posted about it. Maybe I’ll show people pictures of animals to distract myself)

That's fair enough, at least you'll have something to do that you enjoy

[BirbMonstwo]

6 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

And I really really like going to the zoo (I’ve actually been going every few weeks since last time I posted about it. Maybe I’ll show people pictures of animals to distract myself)

everythong ok when birdy…

 

[Stranger]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

everythong ok when birdy…

 

The birb in the first pic is absolutely magnificent 👍👍👍

[BirbMonstwo]

9 minutes ago, Stranger said:

The birb in the first pic is absolutely magnificent 👍👍👍

Bro I literally almost reacted thanks because my brain processes it as ‘birb is magnificent’ and I was like ‘me? Why thank you’

[Stranger]

7 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Bro I literally almost reacted thanks because my brain processes it as ‘birb is magnificent’ and I was like ‘me? Why thank you’

You are also magnificent birb 👍

[lizardcake]

43 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

So we’re (we as in my family) supposed to be going on a trip tomorrow that lasts a few days and we’ll be camping. Expect I’m literally crying because of how much I don’t want to. I genuinely despise the idea of camping because I hate how sleeping bags feel and I hate outdoor activities and I haven’t even packed yet because my brain short circuits every time I think about it

man... i hope it'll pass by fairly quickly, that kinda sucks. you can get through it though, i believe in you birb /gen

i don't know if it'll make you feel better but i can show you pictures of my cat if you want

[BirbMonstwo]

1 minute ago, lizardcake said:

man... i hope it'll pass by fairly quickly, that kinda sucks. you can get through it though, i believe in you birb /gen

i don't know if it'll make you feel better but i can show you pictures of my cat if you want

I’d like to see the cat please

[BirbMonstwo]

that’s the flag of indonesia

 

[lizardcake]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

I’d like to see the cat please

her name is mela (short for pamela but we said "mela" so much that it eventually became melania) and she's blind in her right eye

[BirbMonstwo]

3 minutes ago, lizardcake said:

her name is mela (short for pamela but we said "mela" so much that it eventually became melania) and she's blind in her right eye

Omg so cat! 10/10 would pet and hug and cherish