Birb's homethread (V4), Where all logic and physics falls apart

[lizardcake]

3 minutes ago, lizardcake said:

her name is mela (short for pamela but we said "mela" so much that it eventually became melania) and she's blind in her right eye

don't be fooled by the cute poses though i'm like 90% sure she's some sort of lovecraftian entity pretending to be a cat

[BirbMonstwo]

This is so funny to me for no reason

ostrich. subscribe.

[TundraKitsune]

23 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

This is so funny to me for no reason

ostrich. subscribe.

they make a very convincing point

[BirbMonstwo]

11 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

So we’re (we as in my family) supposed to be going on a trip tomorrow that lasts a few days and we’ll be camping. Expect I’m literally crying because of how much I don’t want to. I genuinely despise the idea of camping because I hate how sleeping bags feel and I hate outdoor activities and I haven’t even packed yet because my brain short circuits every time I think about it

I got the date wrong we’re going tomorrow not today (this post was made yesterday, for those in a completley different time zone) so I get an extra day to not think about it

i was up until 2 am because I was stressed about not having packed while also being too stressed to pack

[BirbMonster]

I can't spell but google doesn't care

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

I would go crazy if there was an All Tomorrows animated series with like. A different POV across various points in the timeline for each episode. 

[BirbMonstwo]

hey guys trip update

I arrived at the place and honestly it’s not as middle of nowherey as I thought it would be from how my parents talked about it

its more of a proper organised campsite with like. A restaurant and bathroom and other stuff. Genuinely thought we’d just be roughing it because nobody told me what it would be like

probably won’t get to post much though because the wifi only reaches one tiny area and dad won’t be happy if I was just at the wifi spot at all times 

[BirbMonstwo]

Uhh hi

I exist 

day 2

[BirbMonstwo]

I’m just kinda floating in the void right now btw

My dad is taking a nap and the rest of my family is off doing camp stuff so I’m just kinda sitting here

If anyone has song recommendations tell me because I’d like to have something new to listen to while I write

[lizardcake]

2 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

I’m just kinda floating in the void right now btw

My dad is taking a nap and the rest of my family is off doing camp stuff so I’m just kinda sitting here

If anyone has song recommendations tell me because I’d like to have something new to listen to while I write

 

[BirbMonstwo]

Omg my wifi actually started working

I want to go home :[
 

Anyways so, extra context before a story time: the original plan was mom and the toddlers in a tiny cabin and everyone else in a tent but tiny cabin is bigger than we thought it would be so we’re all in it

it’s still really cramped though, at least we’re moving into a bigger one on day 4

so my mom propped an inflatable mattress against the wall next to my bed and it was nice because I finally got some privacy so I was calling it the Birb Hole in my head

But of course I can’t have nice things so my toddler sister (now aged 3) pushed it and it collapsed on top of me. She started pushing it around and jumping an I was getting crushed under there while yelling to get my mom to have her stop doing that (toddler was laughing hysterically this whole time btw) and I had my headphones in but couldn’t get my phone to pause the music I had on because i was fighting for my life

anyways no more Birb Hole and I hate toddlers.

Pov; you are birb (top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster)

[BirbMonstwo]

Day 3.

[BirbMonstwo]

2 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Day 3.

Pretty sure day 10 will be when I go home btw

[BirbMonstwo]

Since I have some time to just chill in the wifi area y’all can just talk to me for a bit 

like ask me questions about my intrests and stuff (or like the meaning of life or something, who’s stopping you /hj)

[BirbMonstwo]

Just randomly opened my calendar app, what’s a Gomble???

I missed Gomble day guys :[

[lizardcake]

14 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Just randomly opened my calendar app, what’s a Gomble???

I missed Gomble day guys :[

we can celebrate gomble now, better late than never

[BirbMonstwo]

2 hours ago, lizardcake said:

we can celebrate gomble now, better late than never

Well in that case, merry gomble

[lizardcake]

2 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Well in that case, merry gomble

merry late gomble everyone!!!!!

[BirbMonstwo]

Hey guys.

time to share thoughts!

for the past few days I’ve been thinking about Chester Zoo a lot because like. I really want to go there but unlike the other zoos I would like to visit one day, it’s actually very much possible! Because it’s in the UK and we go there a lot, plus it’s only an hour away from the town we’re always in. Maybe next time we’re over there I can convince my parents to take me but also maybe not because we usually go in fall to celebrate Halloween, so it just might not be zoo-img weather 

 

However I did have a dream just yesterday where I went there, and it was REALLY weird. There were horses and one of them was green but nobody really cared they were green because dream logic. But the weirdest part was how I kept kinda snapping out of the dream and waking up, then going back into it for a few seconds every time I closed my eyes, rinse and repeat. To be honest the times when I was awake could’ve literally just been part of the dream.

[BirbMonstwo]

Also a rather frustrating part of being on this trip is all the ideas I keep having that I just can’t do because no drawing tablet/computer!

Like I’ve already had some Planet Zoo build ideas and a whole PMV idea (though I should probably focus on the All Tomorrows thing when I get back because I abandon waaaay too many projects like that)

[BirbMonstwo]

Man artfight is about to end

Kinda wish I was able to make a few more attacks before it was over

i wonder which team is gonna win, It would be crazy if seafoam made an epic comeback

[BirbMonstwo]

Day 4 of my slow descent into insanity!

[BirbMonstwo]

We just upgraded from tiny cramped log cabin to bigger less cramped log cabin (I finally have a separated area to sleep in)

[BirbMonstwo]

Hey random ad. This doesn’t look like Antarctica to me.