Birb's homethread (V4), Where all logic and physics falls apart

[BirbMonstwo]

Start giving my Kaynas tails yes or no

[lizardcake]

7 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

i know like 3 words in french but i think that might literally say toilet water /srs

[lizardcake]

Just now, lizardcake said:

i know like 3 words in french but i think that might literally say toilet water /srs

I LOOKED IT UP

1. it does 2. THAT'S AN ENTIRE TYPE OF PERFUME (OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ADJACENT)??? WHY IS IT CALLED TGAT THO LMAO

[lizardcake]

Just now, lizardcake said:

I LOOKED IT UP

1. it does 2. THAT'S AN ENTIRE TYPE OF PERFUME (OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ADJACENT)??? WHY IS IT CALLED TGAT THO LMAO

actually maybe this is common knowledge and im just dumb

[BirbMonstwo]

The person I share a set of parents with found a thing where you could print stickers that say anything while out with their friends today.

apparently they ‘personalised this one for me’

[BirbMonstwo]

[BirbMonstwo]

Guhhhhhhhh I’m bored literally all I’m doing is going between every website I’m on to look at my notifications it’s like I’m pacing in circles but virtually

I’m going back today (did say, just a weekend trip)

somethijf is just so weird about being here again

I feel like I never left or like it was just another one of those normal family/business related trips back to England that happens every couple months 

Like.. on my way to my house here my brain was like… “yay, let’s get back from this trip! You can use your computer when you get home. Wait, you’re computer is in the new house now. Huh. It’s been 3 months. How time flies. You know you moved right. It’s season 4”

 

 

 

My own house feels like a liminal space 😭

[BirbMonstwo]

1 minute ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Guhhhhhhhh I’m bored literally all I’m doing is going between every website I’m on to look at my notifications it’s like I’m pacing in circles but virtually

I’m going back today (did say, just a weekend trip)

somethijf is just so weird about being here again

I feel like I never left or like it was just another one of those normal family/business related trips back to England that happens every couple months 

Like.. on my way to my house here my brain was like… “yay, let’s get back from this trip! You can use your computer when you get home. Wait, you’re computer is in the new house now. Huh. It’s been 3 months. How time flies. You know you moved right. It’s season 4”

 

 

 

My own house feels like a liminal space 😭

What I mean by ‘season 4’ is that I count every time I’ve moved as a new season of my life if it was a show. Like I seperate my memories based on where I lived

Season 1- Childhood home, in England

Season 2- New house, but still in England.

Season 3- 4 years of living in Poland

Season 4- Back to my childhood home (it’s not as spacious as I remember it) (The entities watching me must be like, “dang they’re going back to S1? They’re running out of plot ideas 😡😡😡”)

 

Cant wait for season 5 when I move out /j

[BirbMonstwo]

Anyways time to mess around with this one headcanon generator and shove my OCs into it to finally feel something

^She would relate to Amity

 

^🥺

^She is very tall but I don’t think what would be super unique on her family

^Yes and probably more. 
 

^Probably canon. I think the injuries from the water were mainly in her upper body but it could have effected her like this 100%
 

^My brain right now. I’m thinking about them both I’m so consumed but I don’t even know what I’m thinking about it’s like they’re just ominously hovering over me

^WELL I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN CHANGE THAT 🔥🔥🔥💜🧡

[Stranger]

8 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Anyways time to mess around with this one headcanon generator and shove my OCs into it to finally feel something

^She would relate to Amity

 

^🥺

^She is very tall but I don’t think what would be super unique on her family

^Yes and probably more. 
 

^Probably canon. I think the injuries from the water were mainly in her upper body but it could have effected her like this 100%
 

^My brain right now. I’m thinking about them both I’m so consumed but I don’t even know what I’m thinking about it’s like they’re just ominously hovering over me

^WELL I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN CHANGE THAT 🔥🔥🔥💜🧡

Wait can you please link the generator I kinda wanna try this 🙏🙏

[BirbMonster]

3 hours ago, Stranger said:

Wait can you please link the generator I kinda wanna try this 🙏🙏

Okie dokie!

https://perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-improved

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

12 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

 

^WELL I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN CHANGE THAT 🔥🔥🔥💜🧡

I think she has honestly dated other monsters before Scorch though

 

This is a completely different personality to older portrayals of her but I think she'd be quite outgoing and charismatic

I gave her this personality because it works better for the idea of her starting to date Scorch. An introvert like she originally was would not have enough confidence to go and talk to a literal princess. And Scorch is quite angry and shut off from others so I think it's nice having them contrast eachother like that

 

TLDR Ember has rizz /j

[BirbMonster]

I think Fandom servers are down lol I can't open the discussions

[Andromeda_]

2 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

star wars-

[Stranger]

3 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

SIMPSONS OML-

[The_Artificer]

16 hours ago, Stranger said:

SIMPSONS OML-

I GOT THE FREAKING DSMP!!!!!!! BRO PLEASE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Modiano]

21 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

Got Smiling Friends this time. One day I'll get something I know

[BirbMonster]

In the distant future Ember and Scorch will get married, Scorch will take Ember's last name and cut off the royal family and they can become archeologists together they need a happy ending from all that trauma 👍

[The_Artificer]

17 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

In the distant future Ember and Scorch will get married, Scorch will take Ember's last name and cut off the royal family and they can become archeologists together they need a happy ending from all that trauma 👍

[BirbMonster]

1 hour ago, The_Artificer said:

I'm scared /j

[The_Artificer]

16 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:

I'm scared /j

you should be

[The_Artificer]

also just as a question, who's had the LOWEST rep? i know you can have positive rep and all but... i wanna know about the infamous one >:3

[BirbMonster]

53 minutes ago, The_Artificer said:

also just as a question, who's had the LOWEST rep? i know you can have positive rep and all but... i wanna know about the infamous one >:3

I don't think it can go down lol, reputation doesn't really do anything (if you mean the rep stats on this website)

[The_Artificer]

1 hour ago, BirbMonster said:

I don't think it can go down lol, reputation doesn't really do anything (if you mean the rep stats on this website)

My name is The Artificer. I am 342 cycles old. My last hibernation shelter was in the northeastern section of the Shaded Citadel, where all the Spitter Spiders are, and I am not married. I work as a slayer of the Scavenger Race in vengeance of my children who were slain by them, and get back to a hibernation shelter at least 20 minutes before the cycle ends at the latest. I do not eat mushrooms, but I occasionally drink. I'm in the hibernation shelter asleep at least 5 minutes before the cycle ends, and make sure that I get at least 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. After devouring a Scavenger and practicing crafting and throwing explosive spears for about 20 minutes, I usually have no problems sleeping until the next cycle. Just like a slugpup, I wake up without fatigue or stress at the beginning of the next cycle, and was told by Five Pebbles that I am fine physically.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a slugcat who formerly wished to live a quiet life. I used to not take care not to trouble myself with enemies, such as "winning" or "losing," as that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That was how I used to deal with society. That was what bought me happiness.

Now, if I were to enter another fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

if you get it, you get it.