Birb's homethread (V4), Where I talk to myself and pretend that someone will respond but whether they do or not I will forever love this dying website

[lizardpolly]

7 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:

Liiiiz I see you on the online list I haven't heard from you in ages...

YES HI HELLO

i forgor (💀) i promised to help you with the voiclaims but i couldn't think of anything so i kept the tab open so i wouldn't forget again. and then i did

[lizardpolly]

Just now, lizardcake said:

YES HI HELLO

i forgor (💀) i promised to help you with the voiclaims but i couldn't think of anything so i kept the tab open so i wouldn't forget again. and then i did

sorry

[BirbPolly]

On 11/29/2024 at 5:41 PM, BirbMonster said:

I've done something I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0KTVsJb9Bk

 

3 minutes ago, lizardcake said:

YES HI HELLO

i forgor (💀) i promised to help you with the voiclaims but i couldn't think of anything so i kept the tab open so i wouldn't forget again. and then i did

I came up with quite a few :3 still looking for one for Ember though

2 minutes ago, lizardcake said:

sorry

It's fine :3 

[BirbPolly]

Seeing the result chart thing at the end of the dog or not dog quiz and wondering how 15 people got below 10%

https://uquiz.com/quiz/X5v2f7

[BirbMonstwo]

“HOW?! YOU EAT TWICE AS MUCH AS ME!”

-My sibling after I won an arm wrestle against them twice in a row (no clue how I won??? They’re the one who does quadrobics (you know, something that requires crazy arm strength) and I just sit indoors all day hyperfixaring on video games)

[BirbMonstwo]

Ugghhh my school is having a theatre trip right now for my year group and honestly I’m skipping even though my mom had to spend like 20 pounds for it (sorry mom, hope you can get a refund)

Cause it’s like…. We have an entire normal school day and THEN the trip in the evening… they get back at like 11 pm and honestly? No I do NOT want to be around the people from my school literally all day 💀

would’ve loved to go if it was at normal lesson times

[BirbPolly]

ok so the msm discord is nice because people love my art there. but why are the devs such anti-love vegans (HELP I GET RULE 10 BECAUSE IT CAN CAUSE A LOT OF DRAMA. BUT MONSTER HANDLERS WHY ARE WE ALL VEGAN NOW) (they said living things though... all I can eat is dirt) /j

 

[BirbMonstwo]

[BirbMonstwo]

Help there’s always people drawing those ‘hear me out cakes’ in my school bathrooms I can’t stop laughing

very tempting to add to this

[StrangerPolly]

57 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Help there’s always people drawing those ‘hear me out cakes’ in my school bathrooms I can’t stop laughing

very tempting to add to this

The black scar fish from nemo is valid tho I'm sorry 💀💀

[The_Artificer]

2 hours ago, Stranger said:

The black scar fish from nemo is valid tho I'm sorry 💀💀

[BirbPolly]

Chillin on the msm handler hangout (monthly discord voice calls where the devs answer people's questions about stuff with the game, mostly the lore) 

No clue why I even go to them because I do not give a flying fudge about canon anymore. But after the last one I'm just like 'hmmmm. what will they accidentally retcon this time?' mfs are not consistent lmao

[BirbPolly]

41 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:

Chillin on the msm handler hangout (monthly discord voice calls where the devs answer people's questions about stuff with the game, mostly the lore) 

No clue why I even go to them because I do not give a flying fudge about canon anymore. But after the last one I'm just like 'hmmmm. what will they accidentally retcon this time?' mfs are not consistent lmao

No Q and A this time but I'm still here mocking the very nature of canon >:) 

[Andromedapolly]

9 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Help there’s always people drawing those ‘hear me out cakes’ in my school bathrooms I can’t stop laughing

very tempting to add to this

"cream soda" "7x7 = 49" "dr pepper" LMAOO??

[jaxpolly]

12 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Help there’s always people drawing those ‘hear me out cakes’ in my school bathrooms I can’t stop laughing

very tempting to add to this

diego from ice age. ok so we know who the furry is LOL

[The_Artificer]

9 hours ago, jaxpsylla said:

diego from ice age. ok so we know who the furry is LOL

valid, but here's my issue -- he's a meanie! he would NOT let you smash

[jaxpolly]

4 hours ago, The_Artificer said:

valid, but here's my issue -- he's a meanie! he would NOT let you smash

I WOULD HOPE NOT THATS AN ANIMAL-

[The_Artificer]

6 minutes ago, jaxpsylla said:

I WOULD HOPE NOT THATS AN ANIMAL-

MY OTHER POINT!!!!!!!! PLESAE DO NOT BANG HIM!!!!!!

[BirbPolly]

5 hours ago, The_Artificer said:

valid, but here's my issue -- he's a meanie! he would NOT let you smash

 

15 minutes ago, jaxpsylla said:

I WOULD HOPE NOT THATS AN ANIMAL-

 

9 minutes ago, The_Artificer said:

MY OTHER POINT!!!!!!!! PLESAE DO NOT BANG HIM!!!!!!

I'M WHEEZING

[The_Artificer]

24 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:

 

 

I'M WHEEZING

BUGT LIKE I DIDN'T MEANN "VALID" LIKE THAT, I MEAN YOU GUYS GET WHAT I MEAN RIGHT??????? /lh

[jaxpolly]

dr pepper is free to smash though ☝️

[BirbPolly]

I have a plane flight tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (going to my house back in Poland for the weekend because sibling birthday. I'll pick up some of my things because I want them over here (my wof books 💔)

[BirbPolly]

[BirbMonstwo]

Omg hi guuuuys I just arrived! 
It’s been like what. 3 months and it feels soooo weird being here again gobbley gobbley GOSH

[BirbMonstwo]

best of british

(I found this in the airport and I have no idea why I find ‘best of British’ so funny)

and also this perfume (I have the humour of a 7 year old)