Birb's homethread (V4), Where I talk to myself and pretend that someone will respond but whether they do or not I will forever love this dying website

[BirbMonster]

I should make a worldanvil page for my version of the MSM worldbuilding.. (Monstrous Lore Archive, as I call it on the wiki and post about all the time)

I need a proper way to organise the lore... was thinking of doing it as a Wattpad book but Worldanvil is made for this stuff

I've seen people call it an AU but I think it's more of that. It's more of a complete lore rewrite. Plus I never make canon compliant content it's all MLA. This is geniunley how I imagine the monster world (canon is overrated anyway). Maybe someday this will be a subculture in the MSM fandom and kind of it's own thing (there's already the wiki people on the MLA pinglist... one's been speculating and another made a headcanon, IT'S STARTING)

[BirbMonster]

hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way

[Stranger]

2 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way

There is like the smallest speck of my mind that mildly recognizes this and that is it. I remember nothing else about this line only that I remember it 💀. Pls help what is this about 😭😭😭

[BirbMonstwo]

5 minutes ago, Stranger said:

There is like the smallest speck of my mind that mildly recognizes this and that is it. I remember nothing else about this line only that I remember it 💀. Pls help what is this about 😭😭😭

It’s from My Immortal the infamously terrible Harry Potter fanfiction 

[BirbMonstwo]

I remember when I was like 10 or 11 years old playing those ‘free admin’ games on Roblox

Someone put on that song spooky scary skeletons but then someone else muted it, and I said in the chat “put the music back on”

and the person who had turned it on initially said “it’s not music it’s a song”

At the time it made me feel stupid but I later realised that they were the stupid one it’s not like they’re completley different things 😭

[BirbMonstwo]

huge hairy creature

[BirbMonstwo]

2025 is waaaay too close 😨

[Stranger]

5 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

2025 is waaaay too close 😨

Gonna be equally close to the year 2000 and the year 2050 😍

[BirbMonstwo]

10 hours ago, Stranger said:

Gonna be equally close to the year 2000 and the year 2050 😍

😨😨😨😨😨

[BirbMonster]

It's almost time for my second ever annual apptempt at 'how far can I get in a fresh new Rain World save in the last half hour of the year'

[BirbMonster]

1 hour ago, BirbMonster said:

It's almost time for my second ever annual apptempt at 'how far can I get in a fresh new Rain World save in the last half hour of the year'

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

 

And with the Rain World thing I didn't get any further than last time :[ But I also died more times so if I still got the same distance while dying three times instead of once then it means... something? I think I did get better at movement but I also failed to avoid danger

[BirbMonstwo]

😍

 

[BirbMonstwo]

22 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

😍

 

Why was I simping instead of sleeping 💀

[Stranger]

41 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Why was I simping instead of sleeping 💀

No bc the middle one aint even human bro 😭🙏 /j

[BirbMonstwo]

6 minutes ago, Stranger said:

No bc the middle one aint even human bro 😭🙏 /j

To be fair she’s at least more human than creature (honestly I have no defense against myself here other than ‘hey other peoples hear me outs are less human’)

[jaxpolly]

4 hours ago, Stranger said:

No bc the middle one aint even human bro 😭🙏 /j

she may not be human but shes not really animal either. its like saying a vampire is non human. yes, youre right, but they have human intelligence (or even more) and are human-looking enough to pass. (slash not mad? lighthearted? i just like yapping sorry 😭 )

[BirbMonstwo]

3 hours ago, jaxpsylla said:

she may not be human but shes not really animal either. its like saying a vampire is non human. yes, youre right, but they have human intelligence (or even more) and are human-looking enough to pass. (slash not mad? lighthearted? i just like yapping sorry 😭 )

Harkness test

[BirbMonster]

what the sigma

 

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

With no explination this is Emblem's (not to be confused with Ember) theme song

"I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true, and sometimes I feel like I still (freak)ing do"

Yeah uh big swear warning

 

[BirbMonster]

I hope a movie studio somewhere makes an animated remake of one of their live action movies

[BirbMonster]

On 1/2/2025 at 10:59 AM, BirbMonster said:

what the sigma

 

This has 684 views and 81 likes now and I feel like I've breached containment because 1: I have seen almost nobody else give their msm OCs backtories so serious so this is probably so alien to the MSM fandom and 2: Since it's a short most of these people would've stumbled across this by complete and utter accident and probably been mildly baffled (sorry people who call the monsters characters. but you don't exist to me you don't matter /j)

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

On 1/2/2025 at 9:01 AM, BirbMonstwo said:

Harkness test

For a bit of context this is like... a little test to check 'is it acceptable that you find this non-human character hot?'

1- Do they have human intelligence?

2- Can they communicate reasonably in a human language?

3- Are they biologically an adult for their species?

But I'd like to add a fourth rule which is:

4- Is their species fictional?

 

Idk. Just wanted to mention this and add that there's a fourth in my opinion.

[BirbMonster]

On 12/27/2024 at 6:28 PM, BirbMonster said:

 

I need a proper way to organise the lore... was thinking of doing it as a Wattpad book but Worldanvil is made for this stuff

I also considered making a wiki on Fandom or a similiar site but then I was like "wait a minute... then anyone can add whatever they want,"