Birb's homethread (V4), Where I talk to myself and pretend that someone will respond but whether they do or not I will forever love this dying website

[BirbMonstwo]

Every single time I walk into a bathroom in this school it’s just a complete surprise of what crazy random stuff I will find written on the walls and then I have to restrain myself from laughing to death

here we have toilet communism and whatever the top right one is

[Stranger]

1 hour ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Every single time I walk into a bathroom in this school it’s just a complete surprise of what crazy random stuff I will find written on the walls and then I have to restrain myself from laughing to death

here we have toilet communism and whatever the top right one is

Most normal toilet in the UK:

[BirbMonstwo]

14 minutes ago, Stranger said:

Most normal toilet in the UK:

Can’t forget the ‘why are you here’ polls of my school that I see every other week. Are you piss, poop, phone, or vape? 

[BirbMonstwo]

Y’all wanna place bets on when you know who will get banned

[BirbMonstwo]

[BirbMonstwo]

Someone please turn this into a meme about the forum situation…

[GHOSTVALK]

6 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Someone please turn this into a meme about the forum situation…

I made it into a meme but I wanna make sure I'm allowed to actually post it first lol

[BirbMonstwo]

[Andromedapolly]

On 1/15/2025 at 5:09 PM, BirbMonstwo said:

I’M CONTAINING MY LAUGHTER WTF IS THIS

i know this was like a month ago but ARE LOIS GRIFFIN AND THE GIRL FROM HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA THERE 😭😭

i mean at least one of them is saying boy OR girl…such amazing representation 😍 /j

[BirbMonster]

On 1/31/2025 at 7:24 AM, BirbMonstwo said:

C4L is short for curriculum for life btw. Just a lesson where we learn things about adulting because in my year group we’re almost that (I still don’t know anything about taxes though I’m scared)

Its also the only lesson I have with this one girl I have a slight crush on (that I will not do anything about because it’s not going beyond physical attraction right now and if it does I might get too attached which is a disaster because she’s probably straight anyway and also I’m too pathetic to be in a relationship 😃) (my only social interaction with her has been her picking up something I dropped for me and me thanking her in the most goofy ahh stuttering anime girl whisper (which I talk in at least 40% of the time anyway) that I hope nobody heard 💀)

Ya'll I'm such a simpy failure I was just looking at her for the whole lesson I need to stop being so down bad 😭😭😭

[BirbMonster]

I hate it when I'm the only person on the forums hyperfixated on something and within the fandom for it I don't care for most content because my brain decided to hyperfixate on a completely different version of the world...

[BirbMonster]

My thoughts are goin like pyoooooooooooòooom rn

[BirbMonstwo]

I stumbled across my PZ generator while scrolling through this thread and I’m like. Wait. This seems interesting (but ignoring the building theme because it’s a bit limiting)

 

I need to stop thinking of zoo ideas and never even doing them

[BirbMonstwo]

On 12/9/2024 at 8:51 PM, BirbMonster said:

I think she has honestly dated other monsters before Scorch though

 

This is a completely different personality to older portrayals of her but I think she'd be quite outgoing and charismatic

I gave her this personality because it works better for the idea of her starting to date Scorch. An introvert like she originally was would not have enough confidence to go and talk to a literal princess. And Scorch is quite angry and shut off from others so I think it's nice having them contrast eachother like that

 

TLDR Ember has rizz /j

 

On 12/9/2024 at 7:56 AM, BirbMonstwo said:

Anyways time to mess around with this one headcanon generator and shove my OCs into it to finally feel something

^She would relate to Amity

 

^🥺

^She is very tall but I don’t think what would be super unique on her family

^Yes and probably more. 
 

^Probably canon. I think the injuries from the water were mainly in her upper body but it could have effected her like this 100%
 

^My brain right now. I’m thinking about them both I’m so consumed but I don’t even know what I’m thinking about it’s like they’re just ominously hovering over me

^WELL I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN CHANGE THAT 🔥🔥🔥💜🧡

I know it’s been 2 months but I’m old post scrolling again, so I’ll add to my reasoning for Ember having more relationship experience than Scorch:

-Up until the start of Solace (go read it), Ember had a really chill and normal life, so as a young adult I think it’s realistic that she could’ve dated someone briefly.

-Meanwhile Scorch barley even had a chance to have a normal conversation with anyone else. Being the daughter of a queen it means most her interactions with others are public appearances in front of a crowd, meetings with other government officials, and possibly servants… not exactly the type of social life where she’d find a date

[BirbMonstwo]

On 7/30/2024 at 9:12 PM, BirbMonstwo said:

everythong ok when birdy…

 

I miss going here often

[BirbMonster]

I did another one of these

 

[BirbMonster]

Oddly specific but does anyone else have an audio they lowkey want to use for a video hut youre too chicken...

[BirbMonster]

Incorrect quote generator time

Everything is from this generator https://perchance.org/incorrectlyquoted

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Ember: applying chapstick

Scorch: What flavor is it

Ember: Oh its (some chapstick flavour)

Scorch: Can I try it?

Ember: Hands over chapstick Sure

Scorch: Kisses Ember

Scorch: Holy crap it does

Ember: Has stopped functioning

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Ember: Screw that, I'm running away
Scorch: Where?
Ember: Dunno. Do you want to come?
Scorch: Yes

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Scorch: Ember sleep-talks sometimes. It's really cute

Ember, sleeptalking: Fight me...you punk....square up...

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[BirbMonster]

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY (WORK IN PROGRESS) ULTIMATE MUSIC PLAYLIST (listening to this on shuffle right now)

 

[BirbMonstwo]

Sometimes I just have like… this feeling of either really really wanting to do something or really really NOT wanting to do it… and then when the opposite is forced upon me I am in physical pain

is this a neurodivergent thing

[BirbMonster]

Uhhh sketching some MLP redesigns right now... debating doing the lines and coloruing as a speedpaint on my non-msm channel... it's been a while

[BirbMonster]

Just now, BirbMonster said:

Uhhh sketching some MLP redesigns right now... debating doing the lines and coloruing as a speedpaint on my non-msm channel... it's been a while

Actually no because now I realise I'll have to voice and edit a whole video

[BirbMonster]

Which one are you

Most of my characters are 1

But Radar (scugsona) is 2, being created by their iterator (Boundless Creativity) who is probably also a 2 because they would've been made by ancients

Then there's Yarrow (furry character) who is I guess 4

Finally there's Residue (random misc character I don't even use) who was born from nuclear waste so I think that's 8 because I'm not sure what it fits

[Andromedapolly]

1 hour ago, BirbMonster said:

Which one are you

Most of my characters are 1

But Radar (scugsona) is 2, being created by their iterator (Boundless Creativity) who is probably also a 2 because they would've been made by ancients

Then there's Yarrow (furry character) who is I guess 4

Finally there's Residue (random misc character I don't even use) who was born from nuclear waste so I think that's 8 because I'm not sure what it fits

most of my OCs are also 1

most of my god/deity characters are 2 

Void (antagonist in Andromeda's storyline) could be considered 5 because he was born normally (1) but became mutated with a completely different appearance and abilities after consuming an unstable substance

[Modiano]

1 hour ago, BirbMonster said:

Which one are you

Most of my characters are 1

But Radar (scugsona) is 2, being created by their iterator (Boundless Creativity) who is probably also a 2 because they would've been made by ancients

Then there's Yarrow (furry character) who is I guess 4

Finally there's Residue (random misc character I don't even use) who was born from nuclear waste so I think that's 8 because I'm not sure what it fits

Astraion might be 4, at least one of my transformers ocs was made in a factory while the others sprouted out of the ground which is technically 1 by transformers standards but could be considered 2 and 4

My wof ocs are 1 I'm pretty sure they were hatched