HeyIExist Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Based off of this poll. Backstory On the night of December 14, 2018, at exactly 11:23 PM, the universe was abandoned. Something sent the people of Earth onto another world, where strange creatures called Nichelings dominate and predators called Bearyenas lurk in the unexplored grasses. Through confusion and wonder, two Once-Humans (or OH) have emerged on a new island, forced to have children in hopes that they will one day figure out what exactly happened that fateful night. Story "Where are we going?" A blue-eyed OH panted as the two ran across the stepping stones. "You think I know?" The other OH, a moss-brown male snapped back with a hint of a Spanish-like accent. Finally, they reached a grass-covered patch of land that didn't collapse behind them, and they sighed. "We went here," The moss-brown OH remarked, earning a huff from the other OH as she rolled her eyes. ] "Okay - look, who exactly ARE you? And where did you come from?" The female OH asked, narrowing her eyes. "Alright amic, my name's Víctor Bernat, and I'm from Andorra," Víctor confessed with a proud smile. "Andorra, huh? Isn't that the country near France or something that mandates guns?" The female OH asked. "Also, my name's Columbine Eldred, and I'm from the USA," "...Yes, I did own a gun," Víctor nodded with a sigh. "Well, here we are now. There's no going back unless we figure out how to be humans again, and if we don't figure out how, our children will have to," Columbine pointed out. Víctor blinked. "You - me - having kids?" Columbine nodded. "We'll also have to figure out a way to run our little group, probably meaning forming another country," There was a long pause. "How about Freedonia? I read that name in some fact website, don't know what it was for, but since our countries were pretty loose with laws, we could use it for our even free-er country!" Víctor smiled. Columbine chuckled, agreed, and then they got down to how to run it. They decided that Freedonia would randomly choose a leader when their current leader was on their last 3 days of life. That leader would make sure everyone was following the few laws the country had, and would act as military leader and ambassador to any other countries. There were 3 original laws, as followed; 1. No violence is allowed. If there is violence, that person will be executed. 2. Freedonia is to not attack any other country, unless they are attacked themselves and are on the defense. 3. Anyone can say anything, and it won't matter. Columbine agreed that since she was the one having children that she wasn't fit to be the Leader, and thus Víctor Bernat was made the first Leader of Freedonia. The pair decided to explore the area for the first few days until they found a food source. And after a day, they have found a berry bush and a permanent nest! "So...kids?" Víctor questioned warily the next day. Columbine nodded reluctantly. "I guess I've always wanted children, and was waiting for the right time," Columbine realized. Víctor smiled warmly with a distant look in his eyes. "Yeah, they are a handful at first, but it's amazing to watch them grow and it's a totally new experience to raise them," Víctor commented. "You had...?" "...Yeah," "..." "...Oh," The next day Lluc was born, a perfect mix of his parents. "He's so...cute!" Columbine cooed, gently rubbing Lluc's head. Víctor smiled, but his eyes told a different story. Still, they agreed to have more children until they had a female as a successor just in case the Russians they left behind were the only others turned into these creatures. The next day Columbine gets her wish granted in the form of Merideth. Freedonia also gets an extra blessing of rain, which means more food. "Lluc, come over here. We have a story to tell you," Víctor explained gently. "A story? Cool!" Lluc chimed. The two founders of Freedonia then calmly explained that they were once creatures called humans, and for some reason they are now whatever they are, and that they are relying on Lluc and Merideth to figure out what happened if they can't. "Woah...that's complicated and also really awesome!" Lluc reacted with a wide grin. The next day, they did the same with Merideth. The next day, life continues as normal. Lluc has grown up to be a fine young man, and Víctor believes that he will be picked as the next leader by the random grass pick, so he has continued to groom him into being the best. This annoys teenage Merideth, though she is not taken seriously and instead is thought of as a mood swing. Meanwhile, another OH awakes nearby. His name is Urbain Tremblay, and he was a young graduate of college and an advocate for Québec's independence from Canada. He takes being thrown into a new universe as a blessing, and decides that God must have wanted Québec to be independent, thus resetting Earth. Urbain forms the Free Province of Québec, and declares himself Premier. He decides to follow many of the rules and laws Canada had in place. Merideth has grown now as well, and is now able to start a proper rivalry between herself and Lluc. Urbain continues his search for a perfect area to claim for Québec. Freedonia continues their exploration. While exploring, Urbain meets a young Frenchman named Jérôme Berger. He doesn't mind joining Québec, and is in fact happy that he has someone else to talk to. Merideth decides to move back to their original area, to "keep guard". Urbain has finally found the perfect area for Free Québec, right under a tree that provides much shade. Though Freedonia spans a wide amount of the island, it is quite divided. Urbain clears away a bit of grass while Jérôme finally kills that annoying Bunnil eating all of their berries. The rivalry between the siblings turns into a war of collecting. Though Jérôme is now an adult, he is still quite peppy. On his last day of leadership, Víctor returns to the two females for the meeting the next day. The two members of Free Québec continue to explore and deplete their berry bush of berries. Who will be the next Leader of Freedonia? Lluc or Merideth? Say who you think will be chosen in your reply! And will Urbain and Jérôme find a female to increase their numbers? Will they find another food source, or will they starve? Will they meet Freedonia? Find out in the next update! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggles-kun Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 The Polandball came out in me while reading this so I made this comic Also the bad English was intentional; I translated it from English to Polish back three times for each text box 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 *when you have the weirdest dreams about you and your friends turning into nichelings, they're all derp-snouts while your big nose* friend: I look so ugly me: I WANTED TO BE APART OF DERP-SNOUT UNION BUT IM NOT T_T friend: wut - - - Bearyena: Hi Me: *shoves friend in front of me* friend: what no bearyena: ew no *goes around* me: chase it away! friend: ??? It even thinks I'm ugly me: That's why I want to be in DERP-SNOUT UNION friend: to be ugly? me: no, so I could chase away all the bearyenas friend: oh... Bearyena: I'm still here to eat you big-nose me: I even get insulted friend: ;-; me: ;-; bearyena: I'm sorry ;-; ~~~~~~ #weirdestdreamever #DERPSNOUTUNION #Allofmyfriendsarederpsnoutsbutimnotandiwanttobeinderpsnoutuniontochaseawaybearyenas ~~~~~~ btw I think merideth because she doesn't have swimming tail (and is female, so she can have babies with rouges (weird thinking about it as humans but whatever she's a born nicheling, speaking of that, are some rouge males born nichelings, are some born nicheling or all OHs?) and has more speed as well as the same stats as Lluc except speed which she has one more in, and swimming which she has one less in. (But rn you don't need swimming) 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyIExist Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 10:12 AM, Aetherskye said: *when you have the weirdest dreams about you and your friends turning into nichelings, they're all derp-snouts while your big nose* friend: I look so ugly me: I WANTED TO BE APART OF DERP-SNOUT UNION BUT IM NOT T_T friend: wut - - - Bearyena: Hi Me: *shoves friend in front of me* friend: what no bearyena: ew no *goes around* me: chase it away! friend: ??? It even thinks I'm ugly me: That's why I want to be in DERP-SNOUT UNION friend: to be ugly? me: no, so I could chase away all the bearyenas friend: oh... Bearyena: I'm still here to eat you big-nose me: I even get insulted friend: ;-; me: ;-; bearyena: I'm sorry ;-; ~~~~~~ #weirdestdreamever #DERPSNOUTUNION #Allofmyfriendsarederpsnoutsbutimnotandiwanttobeinderpsnoutuniontochaseawaybearyenas ~~~~~~ btw I think merideth because she doesn't have swimming tail (and is female, so she can have babies with rouges (weird thinking about it as humans but whatever she's a born nicheling, speaking of that, are some rouge males born nichelings, are some born nicheling or all OHs?) and has more speed as well as the same stats as Lluc except speed which she has one more in, and swimming which she has one less in. (But rn you don't need swimming) Nice dream lol I wish I could remember mine 😭 Now that I think about it, rogue males are going to function differently. When a Nicheling/OH meets a rogue male, they will be tormented by memories of the human world, and then when they wake up they will find a baby Nicheling next to them. Rogue males are kind of going to be like evil spirits, but many believe them to be the Nicheling form of whatever brought them here. Maybe they are. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyIExist Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 1:50 PM, Goggles-kun said: The Polandball came out in me while reading this so I made this comic Also the bad English was intentional; I translated it from English to Polish back three times for each text box i CaN't BrEaThE but seriously you gotta make more of these in your free time these are awesome 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopsicleNinja Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 7:25 AM, HeyIExist said: Nice dream lol I wish I could remember mine 😭 I've had plenty of dreams involving Niche, but the one that takes the cake was one where the main plot took place on these forums and had absolutely nothing to do with the game. So, I was playing Niche, transferring from an ice island to a jungle (or was it the other way around?), and periodically checking on drama that was happening in one of the threads. Get ready: Specifically, some random guy was angry that Jojo, who was a fanfiction writer in the dream, wasn't updating his anime shipping fanfic fast enough for that person's tastes, and he was demanding that Jojo update his fanfic RIGHT NOW. He was spamming a normal thread with angry demands and fanart of his favorite ship, which I admit were actually pretty good. Jojo and Philo kept telling the guy to back off because this is a thread about Niche, not about his favorite ship, and that you can't rush a story. The guy refused to back off. It ended with him getting banned. I was laughing the entire time because I thought it was hilarious that someone would use this forum to yell at a mod for not updating their fanfic. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostonlobstah Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 The only Niche dream I've had so far that I can remember was...weird. It was partially VR (I was a nicheling) and part Third person (playing Niche). There were some weird but cool islands... i'm going to stop trying to explain because honestly i can't remember 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I just started a dream-telling session lel On 12/22/2018 at 4:25 AM, HeyIExist said: Nice dream lol I wish I could remember mine Btw apparently there is a aromatic scent (Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Tea tree, or Rosemary) that helps you dream vividly but I have to many dreams so yeah also I got a new computer! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrazyDragonLady Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 I once had a dream i was playing niche and then woke up and wanted to play niche but couldn't because it was 6 am... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Once I had a dream where I was watching a Niche Movie where Adam, Eve, and other nichelings traveled to whale island. In the ending of the movie Adam was driving a golf kart to scape from a giant snake. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Funny drawing of my dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggles-kun Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, A Nicheling said: Funny drawing of my dream. Without even reading it let me guess what’s happening. Adam is in his golf cart, and according to what I can see it’s crushing something. Maybe it’s Eve. Who knows? Anyway, behind Adam’s golf cart we see a DANGER NOODLE that spans the length of his ENTIRE CART RUN ADAM YOU INNOCENT BEING 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Goggles-kun said: Without even reading it let me guess what’s happening. Adam is in his golf cart, and according to what I can see it’s crushing something. Maybe it’s Eve. Who knows? Anyway, behind Adam’s golf cart we see a DANGER NOODLE that spans the length of his ENTIRE CART RUN ADAM YOU INNOCENT BEING What you said is almost true except that in my dream Eve is watching Adam run. ignore the ugly Nicheling under the cart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Canada... I see you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Are you going to update this? Or did you delete the save? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcsoft Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 If @HeyIExist doesn't I kinda wanna do this challenge/story/thing. it seems interesting and I actually really want it to continue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilytuft Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 5:32 PM, Goggles-kun said: Maybe it’s Eve No, it seems to be Poop On 1/7/2019 at 5:21 PM, A Nicheling said: Funny drawing of my dream. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcsoft Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Lilytuft said: No, it seems to be Poop agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 14 hours ago, Lilytuft said: No, it seems to be Poop Yes it is Poop 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thivid08 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 12/22/2018 at 8:25 AM, HeyIExist said: Nice dream lol I wish I could remember mine 😭 Now that I think about it, rogue males are going to function differently. When a Nicheling/OH meets a rogue male, they will be tormented by memories of the human world, and then when they wake up they will find a baby Nicheling next to them. Rogue males are kind of going to be like evil spirits, but many believe them to be the Nicheling form of whatever brought them here. Maybe they are. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ROGUES ARE EVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL?!?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Because no-paws. But I like rouge males. I had a save where I lived with them. Once I had a child from a rouge male with two no-paws but I loved that child and she had 3 children. Or 4? Nobody knows. I lost that save due to never leaveing the island and then deleting it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Renio2490 said: Because no-paws. But I like rouge males. I had a save where I lived with them. Once I had a child from a rouge male with two no-paws but I loved that child and she had 3 children. Or 4? Nobody knows. I lost that save due to never leaveing the island and then deleting it. Meringue and his tribe are all descendants of Rogue Males because I once traveled to a new island with two males who died in a few days. Thus, I let my females breed several times with the local rogues. One of the males that died too soon was my first creature with Antlers. Later, the whole tribe received Antlers (though they were never unlocked), Meringue being the last one to carry Ram Horns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalium Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I sometimes feel bad for them and want to invite them in so I can give them food. They have such terrible genetics they must be starving and it makes me sad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcsoft Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Since @HeyIExist isn't responding and hasn't been active I think I'll reboot this but crediting @HeyIExist. Or something similar because I have a challenge story thing idea inspired by this that Niche is the afterlife 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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