pebbleheart Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 morty was so sorry for adam he dug a grave for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 The grave was very offended by being created and abused for that purpose. Equal rights... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraTired Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Signs began to pop up around Adam's grave. saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 YOU ARE STANDING ON THE PARTICLES OF ADAM THE SECOND DANDELION! They were placed by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggles-kun Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 They were placed by a dolphin named George! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 George was very lonely, as he too was not made out of wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 He cried his songs of pain and sorrow, but they didn't sound like a sad dolphin, but a whale mating call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraTired Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Suddenly, a hoard of Adam's Dandelion children came rushing at him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 A whale, desperate to save his possibly new-wife, crushes them all (but not the dolphin) in an epic belly flop. He rolled a 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Leading to reality collapsing into itself, already made unstable by the wood thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 A lone survivor oak tree named Eddy finds himself in a new universe where he is unable to move and things called "humans" exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 They crawl the place like bugs. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 They have sharp things that murder his kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 So he decides to take action by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilytuft Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 ...murdering them with his roots. (someone's reading way too much DoD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Yelling at the local lumberjack (“reference to Broken Age”) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (LILY?!? ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilytuft Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Just now, Aetherskye said: (LILY?!? ) (Sorry for being 0.002 seconds quicker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Just now, Lilytuft said: (Sorry for being 0.002 seconds quicker) (I had the perfect reference ;-;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 The local lumberjack found it very curious that this tree's roots grew so much faster than average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 So he went and showed evidence of the tree root's insane growth to some scientists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 But while examining a chopped off bit, it pocked one of them in the eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 It infected the scientist with a zombie-like virus, starting the zombie apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 And so every human turned into Albert Camus, slowly, starting with an irresistible attraction to communism amd infidelity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 This actually made them flourish, and by 4000 they had conquered the galaxy with communism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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