pebbleheart Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 morty was so sorry for adam he dug a grave for him
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The grave was very offended by being created and abused for that purpose. Equal rights...
ExtraTired Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 Signs began to pop up around Adam's grave. saying...
Aether Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 YOU ARE STANDING ON THE PARTICLES OF ADAM THE SECOND DANDELION! They were placed by...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 George was very lonely, as he too was not made out of wood.
Aether Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 He cried his songs of pain and sorrow, but they didn't sound like a sad dolphin, but a whale mating call!
ExtraTired Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 Suddenly, a hoard of Adam's Dandelion children came rushing at him!
Aether Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 A whale, desperate to save his possibly new-wife, crushes them all (but not the dolphin) in an epic belly flop. He rolled a 20.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Leading to reality collapsing into itself, already made unstable by the wood thing.
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 A lone survivor oak tree named Eddy finds himself in a new universe where he is unable to move and things called "humans" exist
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 They crawl the place like bugs. Disgusting.
Lilytuft Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 ...murdering them with his roots. (someone's reading way too much DoD)
Aether Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Yelling at the local lumberjack (“reference to Broken Age”)
Lilytuft Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Just now, Aetherskye said: (LILY?!? ) (Sorry for being 0.002 seconds quicker)
Aether Posted March 16, 2019 Posted March 16, 2019 Just now, Lilytuft said: (Sorry for being 0.002 seconds quicker) (I had the perfect reference ;-;) 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 The local lumberjack found it very curious that this tree's roots grew so much faster than average.
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 So he went and showed evidence of the tree root's insane growth to some scientists
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 But while examining a chopped off bit, it pocked one of them in the eye!
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 It infected the scientist with a zombie-like virus, starting the zombie apocalypse
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 And so every human turned into Albert Camus, slowly, starting with an irresistible attraction to communism amd infidelity.
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 This actually made them flourish, and by 4000 they had conquered the galaxy with communism
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