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Suddenly Aetherskye made every star blow up in the universe. because when has communism been successful?

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50 minutes ago, RandomWanderer said:

Out of Aetherskye, who had left the oven on and dropped dead in a sudden heart attack, restoring life in the universe.

Why did Aetherskye die? A HUGE FRICKEN TORNADO GAVE HER A HEART ATTACK!

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Then Bloblet the bobfish (the only one of her kind) built a time machine and went back in time to where the angsty child was still alive. After being abused for her bobfishieness

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The angsty kid witnesses death and can now see thestrals.

 

(Because yes, this apparently takes place in the wizarding world)

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2 hours ago, pebbleheart.the.med.cat said:

"ExPelLiArMuS!" cried the angsty child, not knowing what to do

Out of no-where Hargrid burst down a door "YEr A WiZ- oh wait yer already know that"

 

 

The angsty child realized his name was Parry Hotter.

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(That Perry the Platypus noise is scary, imagine hearing that at night)

 

Because Perry is magical, Dalfoy was turned into a snail. He fell into a lake. Parry and Perry celebrated.

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3 hours ago, RandomWanderer said:

But Dalfoy was not out of the game, so he took to waggling his eyes angrily, back and forth, left und right, along the z axis into the fourth dimension.

He succeeded.

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2 hours ago, Lilytuft said:

Then an anvil fell from the sky

And squashed Perry, it turns out it was sentiment and didnt like the noise he made.

 

 

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Aetherskye's questioning of Who's Sauron and what does Subjugate mean?

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