ExtraTired Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 They started blowing up planets that were unfit for them. Until Earth was the only planet left.
yeetoffthesmallcliff Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Yet Earth had a new sentient species evolve in their absence; the blobfish 1
Aether Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Suddenly Aetherskye made every star blow up in the universe. because when has communism been successful?
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 Out of Aetherskye, who had left the oven on and dropped dead in a sudden heart attack, restoring life in the universe.
Aether Posted March 17, 2019 Posted March 17, 2019 50 minutes ago, RandomWanderer said: Out of Aetherskye, who had left the oven on and dropped dead in a sudden heart attack, restoring life in the universe. Why did Aetherskye die? A HUGE FRICKEN TORNADO GAVE HER A HEART ATTACK! 2
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 The offending tornado would have been arrested, but in blobfish world, it wasn't sentinent.
Aether Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 Then Bloblet the bobfish (the only one of her kind) built a time machine and went back in time to where the angsty child was still alive. After being abused for her bobfishieness
pebbleheart Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 then bloblet died due to the amount of energy consumption used for the time machine
Aether Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 The angsty kid witnesses death and can now see thestrals. (Because yes, this apparently takes place in the wizarding world) 1
pebbleheart Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 "ExPelLiArMuS!" cried the angsty child, not knowing what to do
Aether Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 2 hours ago, pebbleheart.the.med.cat said: "ExPelLiArMuS!" cried the angsty child, not knowing what to do Out of no-where Hargrid burst down a door "YEr A WiZ- oh wait yer already know that" The angsty child realized his name was Parry Hotter.
Sky Posted March 20, 2019 Posted March 20, 2019 This angsty child, Parry Hotter, was a parry that was hotter than all other parrys ever.
pebbleheart Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 oh no! perry the platypus has decided to join in on the action (this isnt copyright, right?)
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Perry pushed Dalfoy off a cliff, mistaking him for a snail. 1
Aether Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (That Perry the Platypus noise is scary, imagine hearing that at night) Because Perry is magical, Dalfoy was turned into a snail. He fell into a lake. Parry and Perry celebrated.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 But Dalfoy was not out of the game, so he took to waggling his eyes angrily, back and forth, left und right, along the z axis into the fourth dimension.
Aether Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, RandomWanderer said: But Dalfoy was not out of the game, so he took to waggling his eyes angrily, back and forth, left und right, along the z axis into the fourth dimension. He succeeded.
Aether Posted March 22, 2019 Posted March 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Lilytuft said: Then an anvil fell from the sky And squashed Perry, it turns out it was sentiment and didnt like the noise he made. 1 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 The anvil was sent by the dark lord SAURON to subjugate the hobbits, but it just went after everything under 4 feet. This lead to...
Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 Aetherskye's questioning of Who's Sauron and what does Subjugate mean?
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 This gave some randomly generated wanderer a near heartattack, as it had watched these movies around 2 000 000 times when aged 10.
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