Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: This gave some randomly generated wanderer a near heartattack, as it had watched these movies around 2 000 000 times when aged 10. "YOU DID NOT ALMOST SUFFER A HEART ATTACK! I KNOW WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE I DIED FROM ONE!!"
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 It attempted to mock faint, but was hit by an anvil
Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: It attempted to mock faint, but was hit by an anvil Parry Hotter clapped at the death of Mraco Dalfoy, the randomly generated wanderer.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Arteskue said: Parry Hotter clapped at the death of Mraco Dalfoy, the randomly generated wanderer. Then he took an anvil to the knee, as it wasn't 4 feet above the ground.
Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: Then he took an anvil to the knee, as it wasn't 4 feet above the ground. Thus he died, but was instantly revived because his sacrificial-love spell.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 He wondered how someone could die that way, but soon came to true enlightenment in the shape of a guard uniform. Engraved in big, bold letters, it bore a message:
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 And so, the inferior dark lord Walmart was tricked and defeated. Only the anvil remained,...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 Because it was a tree and had free will to pollute human-kind with
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 But it didn't learn its lesson and so was fined for being a tree again
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 And it's bark turned black... No Siriusly not sorry
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 With twilight sparkles, " no one will ever love me now", it said, sparkling sparkingly
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: With twilight sparkles, " no one will ever love me now", it said, sparkling sparkingly It cried.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 But only on the inside, as it was a tree of live and rejected by death.
Aether Posted March 27, 2019 Posted March 27, 2019 For this, It realized... Suicuneside is not the way to go and set out on a journey to find it's roots. It met a peculiar Lilytuft on the same journey... 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 27, 2019 Posted March 27, 2019 Who was married to an icicle 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 27, 2019 Posted March 27, 2019 Curse you, Skyplash. I ship Lilytuft with a snowy rock from Equilinox said icicle Micha, who was secretly Lord Walmart 1 1
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