the most useless playthrough on earth

[Goggles-kun]

Welcome back to another useless playthrough made by none other than me! Today, I'm literally just doing a normal playthrough and giving all of my creatures retarded names. If you know where the names come from I lowkey love you

Let's get started! Introducing our starters!:

No, that totally isn't a resurrected Pacific

Now let's have a good look at our island! Oh yeah, it's Mr. Whale. Hopefully the stinky fruits don't bug out my game!

Also because I am a horribly lazy person I might as well just do this

Now for a tidbit of serious writing:

DONG Konkey (I hate myself so much right now) and The shadow sit by the ends of the island peacefully, the calm waves lapping at their paws. The female gazed out into the distance thinking of their soon-to-be child. What were they going to name them? And for that, my wonderful resource chose:

DONG Konkey (Somebody kill me!) and Lee og K. meet up by a dried up berry bush, looking to escape the other girls for a bit. Lee og K. liked the idea of being a father, but wasn't so sure who to choose; The shadow or House Sam;? DONG Konkey suggested House Sam; since The shadow already had a daughter with him, and Lee og K. obliged.

And this is what our wonderful resource named Lee og K. and House Sam;'s child:

Resurrected Pacific Lee og K. decides to explore the island a little more, since he didn't have a lot to do back home. He goes out, and--

AW HELL NO

DONG KONKEY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!

 

Okay so apparently DONG Konkey didn't do anything and Lee og K. got hurt by the bearyena

Instead he had another child! (There was another child named "Bee" but I forgot to screenshot them):

And then he immediately went over to House Sam;

And let's just end this terrible playthrough update on a high note:

Stay tuned!

[Basil]

no no

 

this playthrough is a blessing

[Goggles-kun]

Hey! It's been quite a while, but I have a few updates so let's get rolling.

Lee og K. and The shadow have a child! Introducing:

In the meantime, Sam's house is black and Bee (I think it was Bee, forgot to screenshot him lol) decide to explore for a little bit when they encounter a bearyena! Sam's house is black orders Bee to retreat back to home, but instead the bearyena runs away... Interesting.

Never mind he's back and he attacked DONG Konkey damnit

And House Sam; had another kid!

and so did The shadow

Here's just a fun screenshot of Bee, Sam's house is black, and either Suppose I am waiting for privacy or Pox I can't tell them apart anymore

They honestly remind me so much of Dragon Tear!

Then suddenly, a wanderer approaches one of the many Bee clones! Sadly she is sick, but that's nothing the good ol' console can't fix. The tribe welcomes her with open arms, and she will be named after I name the other kids that decided to exist beneath the mother's paws.

Introducing E day, above, and the ice!

The shadow has two more children named 100 and That is to say, but you know they are Sam's house is black and Bee clones

And here's the last child for now! Stay tuned!

Edited March 13, 2019 by Goggles-kun
Repetitiveness

[Sky]

*very confused* wut

[Spacestar TheThundersuncat]

Jiggly schools or House Sam would be an amazing Miss Niche

[Goggles-kun]

14 hours ago, RandomWanderer said:

Jiggly schools or House Sam would be an amazing Miss Niche

Shame I already entered the ice and created creatures don’t count... Do their children count though?

[SharrdWolf]

🤣 THE NAMES
 

I’m dying

[PincerClaw420]

reading this in the same tone as this video makes the experience even better

[Goggles-kun]

38 minutes ago, Yambo OwO said:

reading this in the same tone as this video makes the experience even better

Yes

Yes that’s what it was referencing