Rogue Female?

[Sinfulcliche]

With the new sandbox settings I decided to create an ugly little Rogue female and send her off into the world! The goal? Find a worthy husband and start a family!

Well, here she is. Desata. No collecting or strength, just lookin' for love.

Desata wandered and wandered. She passed by berry bushes, scared away Stagmoles and Bunnils, feeling defeated as she looked down at her crippled paws. "Maybe I should clear out some grass to attract a mate," she thought. But the only thing she attracted was a Peaceful bear. It began to rain. "Whyyy!!" Desata cried out to the rainy sky. "Gods, wherever you are, hear my plea! I NEED a HUSBAND!"

That instant, her plea was answered! The sky cleared, bringing the fresh scent of a husban- Nicheling! She immediately followed the sound of his footsteps. "Hi! Hello! I'm Desata! Will you be my husband? Are you my husband from heaven?" 
The Nicheling seemed uncomfortable, terrified, even. So much so that he bolted away at the first sight of her! She chased him around a rock, Desata still blurting out her greeting. Eventually, he gave up and agreed to stay with her, at least for a little bit. His name was Nursur.

After a few days together, Nursur began to find Desata less annoying and more endearing... in an annoying way. "Well, we're both the same, in a way. We're just wanderers looking for a home. Sure, I'll be your husband. Whatever that means."
The Peaceful bear witnessed the birth of Nosankuk. After that he just... schooched off into the wilderness. Never to be seen again. Huh.

As her son grew older, Nursur went away to tried to clear some more grass for the growing family. Being a single parent for a mere day, Desata was trying to teach him some valuble life skills. Nosankuk witnessed the horror of her mother whacking a Stagmole on the head with her deformed paws, managing to kill it. "You see, Nosankuk? That's how it's done!" Even though Nosankuk was born 3 days ago... he was pretty sure that wasn't how it's done.

Nosankuk decided to dedicate his life to exploring and not brutalizing Stagmoles. Here's a pic of Nursur photobombing Sirale's baby photo. How rude.

Nursur ventured further into the grass, and stumbled across a lovely female. Perhaps he was a little influenced by his wife, but he instantly thought she would be the perfect partner for his son. "You've got to come join us! You need to meet my son, he's about your age, yea high, you'd love him!" Kyaas agreed, they seemed friendly enough!

Kyaas followed Nursur, where she hid in the tall grass while they had a pep talk. "Son, I found the perfect girl for you! Her fur is a lovely red, and she's got these great big horns!" Nosankuk gulped nervously. How was he to approach such a beautiful lady?
Sirale, Nosankuk's sister, was watching this whole event unfold. "Who's that behind brother?"
Suddenly, a booming voice came from behind the duo. "I am Hilus, the most beautiful female in all the land! I demand this creature here be my mate!" Nosankuk was confused at first, he turned around slowly, coming face-to-face with the most beautiful creature he had ever seen, (but that's not saying much.) She was very banana-y... in a good way. He immediately fell in love... poor Kyaas was heartbroken.

After a few failed attempts, the happy couple were soon-to-be parents. They both have deformed left paws, truly a match made in heaven! Sirale was very confused. "Why is Kyaas crying?" she asked Desata. She didn't know either, she was too busy trying to make friends with Stagmoles.

Desata stayed close in hopes of a grandababy, and there she was! Little Asme was born, just as banana-y as her mother. Although, everyone just sort of... left Kyaas to her own devices. She just picked berries, muttering about how she was the only one who did any work around here. Oh well, more food for us!

Meanwhile, Sirale found a little lost baby named Lussi. She didn't see very well, but they became fast friends.

As his parents aged, Nosankuk found himself in charge of their growing territory, making sure everyone (except maybe Kyass) was safe and accounted for. As he was surveying the territory, he heard a splashing sound coming from the river. He spotted a Nicheling named Kutavan trying in vain to catch some fish. They were slipping right through his nimble fingers. "Get outta here, dude! Those are our fish!"
Kutavan turned around with a sly grin. "Oh? You aren't catching them. Is that female yours too? You seem to have left the poor lady alone." He gestured with his nimble finger toward Kyaas, where they could just see her ears poking above the grass.
"Umm... no, you can have her." Nosankuk looked away awkwardly.

Kyaas had finally found love with the sly wanderer! If you ask me, she looks as happy as can be. Hilus also gave birth to a cookie-looking baby that she named Ellela.

A new addition! Eugh.. truly the face only a mother could love. It started raining and that Stagmole spawned all on the day of his birth. Kyaas named him Kuman and fawned over his lovely pink mane.

After the passing of Desata, Nursur was heartbroken. He continued to explore with with his daughter Asme and her friend Lussi. They stayed near him when the end came and promised to explore as much as they could in his memory.

Bonus screenshots of Nursur sniffing the camera.

[Renio2490]

12 hours ago, Sinfulcliche said:

Give him to me. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[Basil]

40 minutes ago, Renio2490 said:

Give him to me.

That's my line!

[Sinfulcliche]

9 hours ago, Renio2490 said:

Give him to me. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Passing the turn on his last day was soooo sad.... #ripnursur

[Sinfulcliche]

Sirale seems to have a knack for finding wanderers. She was in the grass catching Bunnils, and this guy came in and stole the meat! He wandered off and Sirale never saw him again. On the same turn, Kutavan found someone equally peculiar!

The blind Lakya stumbled out of the bushes. She picked some berries and pretended that Kutavan wasn't there. After some convincing, he managed to lead the blind lady over to a berry bush of her own she could pick from. Kutavan hastily looked over at his mate Kyass. Perhaps, if she was far enough away... hmm...

Lussi and Asme, still mourning the death of their grandpa, continued exploring along the beach. There they found another friend to join them on their journey! Her name was Lare. She was stunned by a coconut for a bit, but soon she joined them on their adventure, digging up roots.

Hilus and Nosankuk expanded their family line once again, with a little bumblebee baby named Issanas. "Uhh, where are all the boys?" Nosankuk asked, looking around.
"Not to fear!" boomed Hilus, "I shall CREATE a boy!" (maybe that's Hilus language for "let's try one more time cuz I'm getting old?")
Now, I bet you're all at the edges of your seats wondering what's going on with Kutavan and Kyaas. Let's check in on them!

Aw... well, that's cute. A little baby named Isisla. No unfaithfulness here!

...well. I mean, Lakya is the victim in all this! She's just a little blind lady, the prey of a sly womanizer! She can't see anyway, so it's not like she knows what he looks like. He set her up away from Kyaas, in a nest by the river. Kutavan, with his sly grin, was sure nobody would find out!

Kutavan took a look at the nest of his unfaithful love affair. "HOLY MOTHER-"
"What? Is there something wrong with the baby? Oh no!"
"Uhh, no! She's fine! Just... not what I was expecting." Kutavan kept looking nervously over at his other family.
And so, the birth of Litame the cat baby.

With her heightened sense of smell and hearing, she knew something was wrong when she heard the sound of splashing in the creek. Lakya rushed over (as fast as a blind lady could) and stuck her paws in the water, a cold, wet creature climbing up into them and whimpering pitifully. By smell, she knew it wasn't her daughter, but she held him in her wing and licked him dry, setting him down beside her daughter. What horrible mother would dump their baby in the water to drown?! "I will name you Primir! You are not my son by blood, but I will love you like you are."
 (And it looks like Kutavan died of shock in the background...)

As soon as Litame opened her eyes, she saw the little creature next to her. Even though he had some big claws, he was shivering and coughing. This upset the little baby, she knew she had to do something to help him!

The derpsnouted family continued clearing the grass, Kyaas blisfully unaware of Kutavan's unfaithfulness, she nuzzled her son and daughter goodbye. And around the island, there were other passings, too...

Nosankuk stopped to chat with his little sister on the last few days of his life, collecting berries and clearing glass together. (Maybe I should choose a new leader? But there isn't anyone really worthy yet...)

Litame took a deep breath, and did the thing she was born to do! She let out a big purr, and Primir could feel his weakness fading away! The Peaceful bear came back for a family photo, too.

Maybe Litame should be the new leader?

 

[Renio2490]

6 minutes ago, Sinfulcliche said:

Maybe Litame should be the new leader?

Y E S.

[Basil]

Litame and Primir! I SHIP IT!

[Renio2490]

YES.

[Sinfulcliche]

2 hours ago, Basil said:

Litame and Primir! I SHIP IT!

They both have D Immunity! Oh well, the things you do for love... 😓

[Renio2490]

Still do it! I've done it before. I've done it so many times.

[Basil]

35 minutes ago, Sinfulcliche said:

They both have D Immunity! Oh well, the things you do for love... 😓

oh shoot didn't realize that

...

I STILL SHIP IT

WHO CARES IF THE KIDS ARE SICK

SOME WILL COME OUT RIGHT!

[Sky]

I want eyebrow kid to be leader.

you call him Pririr, I call him Eyebrow Kid.

[Basil]

Can the albino kitty's name be Salty? For whatever reason I can just picture him being a bitter and rude type that only takes warm water to dissolve all the bad stuff to get to his pure core ❤️ 

[Sinfulcliche]

2 hours ago, Skysplash8 said:

I want eyebrow kid to be leader.

you call him Pririr, I call him Eyebrow Kid.

Litame and Prim- eyebrow kid, king and queen of... Rogue Femalelandia?

2 hours ago, Basil said:

Can the albino kitty's name be Salty? For whatever reason I can just picture him being a bitter and rude type that only takes warm water to dissolve all the bad stuff to get to his pure core ❤️ 

That's a great name! Unfortunately I can't play tonight but I'll definitely rename him that. I already had to reopen the game 3 times because I forgot Lakya, Primir, and Litame's names consecutively.

[Sinfulcliche]

Okay so I wasn't really interested in playing today but I took a few turns and HOOO BOY some events conspired alright. There's a lot of baby-having this time, so bear with me! I realized they were all getting old lol. 

The trio of adventurers Lussi, Asme, and Lare began to cross the river where Primir was found. The ladies were aging, so they were getting a little restless for a husband. Luckily, Hilus did have one male child! He's just a little slow getting over there...

Bunnils and Stagmoles galore! It seems every time someone on the island moves, 100 food is stolen by those tiny grabby paws. Sirale, Ellela, and Primir (Eyebrow BOY) make short work of the braver ones. The brother and sister trio are exploring in the background.

Oh look, Salty's grown his second gem! He doesn't seem to happy about it.

All hail King and queen Wigglybrows Primir and Onewing Litame! Primir is forever in her family's debt for rescuing and healing him. But it's not like she's forcing him! He finds her kitty head quite attractive. And of course, they immediately consummated their marriage.   

This is the son of Hilus and Nosankuk (rip) Ruman! He isn't the fastest or strongest, but he's humble, just like Lare. Lussi looks a bit uneasy, though. Lare and Asme always suspected she could see things a normal Nicheling couldn't...

It seems Lussi's suspicions were true! They stumbled upon the nest of a mother Bearyena. Lussi and Lare knew they were the strongest, so they began to attack the ugly beast. Salty made it over the river, too. He was primed and ready to purr! 

Meanwhile, on the other side of the river, all was peaceful. Lurdan the royal prince was born healthy, with a cute pink mane. Eyebrows expressed his joy by murdering nearby Bunnils. Litame's old and blind mother was going a bit senile, picking bushes and fawning over her grandson.

A tragedy... Salty's purrs came too late! The Bearyena let out a mighty roar, delivering the killing blow on Lussi. Salty lost his cool, knowing that her death could have been prevented... let's just say he turned that mama into minced meat. "Kill that little baby, too!" Salty demanded. He then got into a lengthy argument with Ruman, who felt bad for the baby. The baby ended up eating his mother's meat... but they kept him anyway. Salty then chose the aging Asme as a mate. He has a peculiar taste in women... Asme was still grief-stricken from loosing her best friend, but she promised she would raise her child in her honor. That little baby in the middle is Isre, Lare's daughter. She's using the mama bearyena's nest too, which adds some insult to injury for the newly orphaned baby.

Huzzah! Two bouncing baby boys! The albino is Nosurpur (I'm guessing Salty named him... no sir purr? Looks like he really wanted to pass on his snout.) The other boy is Novan. Asme decided she wanted to have one more! Will this baby boom ever end?

It appears not. Kuman has become a father! Looks like Ellela was willing to overlook his ugly mug for the chance to pass on her genes. To the left is Mirtanu, the right is Rourmir. I forgot to take a screenshot, but the royal family welcomed yet another baby boy! He's perfectly healthy and looks just like his older bro, accept with a white mane. His name is Lurkur, what did queen Litame mean by this? Now we are cursed with a Disproportionate Amount Of Boys.  Anyone have a "relatively equal amount of males and females" god that can bless us? 

You haven't seen this girl since she was born! All her life she's just been tucked away in a little corner collecting berries. But she found a sickly husband to call her own! Hopefully they give us some girls!

and, Asme did as she promised. She had one more baby. She was surrounded by family and friends, and she had the audacity to name her child MOELLE. She literally looks like a mole. As she left this mortal realm, I bet she was laughing manically, knowing that most of the males would have to compete for a girl named MOLE. 

MOLE. MOLE. MOLE.

 

 

[Renio2490]

That mole is actually very cute.

[Sky]

55 minutes ago, Sinfulcliche said:

Disproportionate Amount of Boys.

D.A.B.

oh no

[medicine cat]

i love your storytelling!

[Sinfulcliche]

8 hours ago, Skysplash8 said:

D.A.B.

oh no

We need a god to reverse DAB on us! 😧 and just a few generations ago we had only 4 males...

I'm a little scared but I think I'll try for a girl with the royal family. If she's sick Litame can just purr.

45 minutes ago, medicine cat said:

i love your storytelling!

Thank you! I love doing this, it's fun ;w;

[Sky]

8 minutes ago, Sinfulcliche said:

reverse DAB on us

B.A.D.

maybe you don't want to do that

[Sinfulcliche]

Not much happened today (The DAB curse is still alive and well, I assure you) but I still thought I'd share!

Lare would've liked to stay with her mate Ruman, but the tall grasses called to her. She left her son behind in the care of Salty, crossed the river, and continued exploring in the name of her two friends. It seems that the babies have melted Salty's salty heart! He taught the little ones about life on the island. Admittedly, the bearyena was beginning to grow on him too. He proclaimed his name was GRRRH. 

The royal family grows with... yet another baby boy. I'm really getting tired of the boys can ya'll gods hurry up and send a girl please! "I name you Primir, you will be big and strong just like your father!" Litame beamed down at her baby. Primir II sneezed. He was still a bebby so he couldn't say much. (And yes, she actually did name him Primir! I just added II.) 

ANOTHER BOY!! Surpur looks like a leopard but he only has one strength. He will inherit the two berry bushes from his mom. The proud pop went over to try and get some treatment for his sickness from the cat people his wife told him of. 

...Whoops, looks like he didn't make it... Litame cursed herself for not purring in time! If you're wondering where papa Primir is, he's chasing rabbits in the open grassland of the island. He'll return home soon, murdering along the way! 

Lare sought guidance from the wise old peaceful bear in the final days of her life. They sat on the riverbank and chatted about the meaning of existence. 

After Lare's unfortunate passing, the Peaceful bear took a seat right on her bones. Primir II was now an edgy teen, and snuck away from the royal family grassland. "Peaceful bear, I have my mother's wing and my father's claw, how can I expect to live up to them both? I'm named after my dad, but I'm nowhere near as strong as him. I don't wanna kill Bunnils like my brothers!
 I wanna write poetry and buy a Ukulele!" Primir II wailed.
The Peaceful bear pondered. "GRRRRH."
"Well, I guess you're right..."

Meanwhile, Isre was certainly extending the family line with GRRRH. But they are also both boys and I can't be arsed to open the game again cause I forgot to write them down.

Primir returned home from his daily scheduled murder, and agreed on having one last child with his wife Litame. They were both shocked at the sight, a little girl named Sasa! She was a sickly greyish brown, unlike her brother's royal cream colour. When she let out a sneeze, they knew something was wrong... and when she opened her eyes, they were milky white. Uh oh. A drought ripped through the land the moment she was born. Litame felt a bit uncomfortable caring for such a cursed child, but she didn't have the heart to abandon her. 

Mirtanu and Rourmir were exploring some of the last untouched reaches of the island, they came across a wanderer named Sali! She looks a bit like a Tigress. She agreed to join them and help clear away the grass. 

Primir and his eldest son Lurdan celebrated the birth of princess Sasa by murdering Bunnils. Much to the dismay of Primir II, who was sitting only a few tiles away. 

GRRH left poor Isre a single mother! In the background, you can see Primir II and Moelle talking quietly. Salty traveled with Moelle across the river, hoping to find a nice boy who wasn't closely related to her or a smelly hybrid. She's probably just as edgy as him, they're talking about the latest punk rock releases. Also the wise Peaceful bear died, so Primir II tearfully collected his meat.

Which port should we go to? They're all green I think.

 

 

 

 

[Sky]

I love these parts

15 minutes ago, Sinfulcliche said:

He proclaimed his name was GRRRH. 

 

He'll return home soon, murdering along the way! 

 

 I wanna write poetry and buy a Ukulele!" Primir II wailed.

 

 

Primir returned home from his daily scheduled murder

 

 

She's probably just as edgy as him, they're talking about the latest punk rock releases.

 

[Renio2490]

1 hour ago, Sinfulcliche said:

I wanna write poetry and buy a Ukulele!" Primir II wailed

THIS IS MY FAVORITE NICHELING QUOTE EVER. My sister got a ukulele once.

[Sinfulcliche]

11 hours ago, Renio2490 said:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE NICHELING QUOTE EVER. My sister got a ukulele once.

Lol, he's one of those indie 💖sad boys💖 

Moelle is like "you think YOU have it bad?! my mom named me after a blind thing that digs in the dirt!"

[Sinfulcliche]

This episode we leave the home island! 

Primir II and Moelle uncovered grandpa GRRH, who was probably trying to evade paying child support for Isre. He did kill a Rabbil, but he ate it before Moelle could grab it.

"Why must so many die in front of my eyes?!" wailed Primir II as he grabbed up the perished Bearyena's meat. Moelle just scoffed. Huh... does her stomach look a little different to anyone?

Litame agreed to let Sasa travel to the other side of the island, but she needed a guide! She would quickly get lost due to her blindness. Salty agreed to help, using his purring power to heal her. They made it across in only a couple days. At this point, Sasa knew to stay a respectful distance away from her peers. She was quiet, always observing... you could say she was blessed by Lussi herself.

The last day for our king and queen... goodbye guys! Primir spent his last days quietly chatting with his mate, their sons chasing rabbils in the open fields."My darling, this island is too small for us! I sense something... something big is coming. There will be a great leaving... our youngest must become our wisest! Huzzah!" He destroyed the bush in front of them. "When this berry bush grows back, it will signal that it's time to leave for our ancestors." 
"What a lovely sentiment!" Litame purred. "But did you really have to destroy that bush?"
"It's the sapling of hope!" he beamed. 

...and indeed, their bones would fertilize the sapling of hope.
I'm thinking of immortalizing them as gods, but I don't really know what for. They're my favorites.

Salty and Sasa made it to the shores of the opposite side of the island. There they met a curious creature by the name of Mirtanu. Salty shared the tale of the sapling of hope, while Sasa swished her tail and picked leaves from the bush nervously. "Sapling of hope? Bah, I need some hope right now! My bro Rourmir won the heart of the huntress Sali, even though I called dibs on her first!" 
"Well, the next generation can't come soon enough." Salty spoke coldly. "They'll be the ones who step foot on the new island."  

Suddenly, a great wind blew, ruffling the grasses. Before their eyes, Sasa's gems turned a royal blue! Perhaps it was a blessing from her parents up above... but Sasa is the next queen! at least for a little while. "Oh!! Oh!! Does that make ME king?!" Mirtanu beamed, puffing out his chest. But alas, his gems stayed green. "Hmph!" he pouted.
Salty congratulated and purred to her. Sasa just bowed her head meekly, a shy smile on her face.

"Did somebody say BABIES!" A strange creature hopped into the light. "I promise you I am the best baby-haver on this island." Who was Salty to say no to such a persistent creature? He was the one who said they needed young creatures to go to the next island, after all. Although he missed his brief mate Asme, he would take this newcomer as a mate as well. The webbed legs were a bit of a turn-off though.

Moelle and Primir II welcomed baby Isme into the world! Not exactly sure where her colour came from but I'm happy for them regardless. 

In the background, you can see the tigress Sali with her young son named Kurkuk. She was raising him in the way of STRENGTH and RESILIENCE. Having already murdered a Stagmole in front of his innocent eyes to desensitize him to VIOLENCE.  Queen Sasa had proudly started a family with Mirtanu, you can just see their first daughter Isde poking out behind Salty. Finally, little Surkuk was born.

Finally, finally some rain! Did anyone notice there's been a drought for the past 12 days?! Either it's a bug or some really bad RNG. The sapling of hope fully grew back, and the sentinels of the new age have been born! Now all that's left is to move to the next island. The savanna horned female had one more child with Salty, she's the little striped one. Salty named her Kyaena, then he moved away to watch them leave the island in peace. The little black and white one is Manduk, and his brother is Kukir (who's next to Sasa.) Isde and Kurkuk, now adolescents, dashed along the shoreline to the next island.

The great race was on! As soon as each creature grew their second gem, they raced off to the ports. Mirtanu settled in the cold water to guide the youngins who couldn't see as well along, while his brother Rourmir watched from the shore. Just then, a shy little red creature by the name of Lais appeared. "Umm, mister, can I join the race too?" She asked Rourmir, who chucked in response. "Sure, kid! Just go fast or they might leave without ya!"

All around the island, bushes were being destroyed in their honor! Salty died with a smile on his face, knowing that his children's legacy would go on. Even Primir II and Moelle were watching! "Bye now!" Mirtanu grinned at the group, and they set off into the unknown...