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Posted
8 minutes ago, Arteskue said:

But...

But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the fox say?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What the fox say?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What the fox say?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"

The cat's my grumpiest room mate

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Posted
3 hours ago, RandomWanderer said:

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
No, don't touch that!

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

I see...

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Skysplash8 said:

Sorry, they don't keep Random Wanderers at the Zoo. I'm sure you miss the other 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 1/2

That sucks. Did they kill them all?

Posted
35 minutes ago, RandomWanderer said:

I want to join the Toe Cult!

You do? Well, let's see... ah, here we go. Sign here, and you're all set!

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Posted
On 3/28/2019 at 7:45 PM, Rowanwing said:

Of course I'll help out with the murder! Here are some tips:

Wear a shoe size larger than your current size to hide evidence

Bury a pet above the dead body to stop polices' suspicions

Wear clothing that people of the opposite sex would typically wear

Dispose of gloves used in murder

Bury the body in someone elses garden rather than a public place or your own garden

Thank you for the tips! I'll have fun assisting you in this murder.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Kwainie said:

When I hear your name, the first thing that comes to mind is murder. I don't even know why. It's not like Rowans are bad, but being a Stag and all, I might have crunched on some bones before.

That's an odd thing to say

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Posted
4 minutes ago, NoFreckleBerry said:

Senpai, I thought you loved me? Not Rowan-chan! :<

  I love you both, don't worry~

(I seriously need to sleep since it's 1am and I have to wake up at 6 but who cares)

Posted
1 hour ago, Kwainie said:

How dare you?!?

Pineapple on pizza is the best, actually. Sounds weird but tastes great, especially with bacon too.

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Posted
1 minute ago, NoFreckleBerry said:

My life has been wonderful since the honeymoon with Philo!

IT’S EVEN MORE IRONIC WHEN I’M ACTUALLY WITH SOMEBODY FFFFFFFF

Also, I’m glad to hear!

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