I'm an idiot...

[Renio2490]

I was about to put a fork in my bowl of cereal.

[Spacestar TheThundersuncat]

At least you didn't throw the cereal in the trash and kept the packaging 😩

[Renio2490]

Once my sister put the salt shaker in the microwave...

THE SAME SISTER WHO BROUGHT THE STOMACH FLU IN MY HOUSE!

[Renio2490]

Also I have the worst luck with starters and their children.

SEE MY LATEST SAVE!

[bostonlobstah]

One time my mom put salt instead of sugar in my oatmeal by accident. It took me a few disgusting bites before I realized that something was wrong.

I felt like I was going to vomit the whole day

[Renio2490]

AHH

Salt doesn't taste good.

It's too SALTY

[Jojo]

I wanted to put a dirty plate into the fridge recently instead of putting it in the dishwasher... (my brother was known for throwing the spoon away with the yogurt packaging (he grew out of it eventually)) ^^

[TheCrazyDragonLady]

 this reminds me of the time I almost brushed my teeth with hand soap and washed my hands with toothpaste.

[bostonlobstah]

1 minute ago, TheAlbinoNightfury said:

 this reminds me of the time I almost brushed my teeth with hand soap and washed my hands with toothpaste.

I come so close to doing that every day...

[Goggles-kun]

One time I walked into the shower but I was still wearing my glasses, so I had to get out and take them off

And when I got out I apparently forgot to bring any clothes with me...

I’m a smart individual

[Renio2490]

1 minute ago, Goggles-kun said:

I’m a smart individual

Very.

[Jojo]

11 hours ago, Goggles-kun said:

One time I walked into the shower but I was still wearing my glasses, so I had to get out and take them off

And when I got out I apparently forgot to bring any clothes with me...

I’m a smart individual

I hate when the clothes part happens

[Aether]

I lock my door trying to unlock it. I turn it the right way... turn it the wrong way...!

IDIOT

[Jojo]

8 hours ago, Aetherskye said:

I lock my door trying to unlock it. I turn it the right way... turn it the wrong way...!

IDIOT

That happens to me everytime I want to unlock the car.

[georgie]

sorry I just need to reply to this so the entire first page of off topic is philos

[Lilytuft]

Jojo why didn't you join us???

[Jojo]

15 hours ago, philo.exe said:

Jojo why didn't you join us???

Because I am lazy and kinda sick 

[iikuzal]

On 4/1/2019 at 8:04 PM, TheAlbinoNightfury said:

 this reminds me of the time I almost brushed my teeth with hand soap and washed my hands with toothpaste.

That happened to me today, I accidentally put soap on my toothbrush because for SOME REASON I mistook the soap bottle for toothpaste 😅

[Goggles-kun]

6 hours ago, Lawoofy said:

That happened to me today, I accidentally put soap on my toothbrush because for SOME REASON I mistook the soap bottle for toothpaste 😅

Oh no!! I bet that didn’t taste good!

[iikuzal]

3 hours ago, Goggles-kun said:

Oh no!! I bet that didn’t taste good!

It was ok, I noticed before I started brushing my teeth and washed the soap out

[takoyamaaaS]

I once put a peanut butter can in the trash and the spoon in the fridge. Needless to say, my mom was super angry with me because the peanut butter can was almost full. ;~:

[polly]

On 4/20/2019 at 9:31 AM, burghley deltarune said:

I once put a peanut butter can in the trash and the spoon in the fridge. Needless to say, my mom was super angry with me because the peanut butter can was almost full. ;~:

pft

[cookie]

On 4/1/2019 at 7:10 AM, Renio2490 said:

AHH

Salt doesn't taste good.

It's too SALTY

i wonder if 3 years ago i saw this and said sometimes i just eat salt straight!!! because i was quirky like that lets keep reading and see

[cookie]

i have almost put the milk in the pantry (heh) instead of the fridge on multiple occasions

another time i almost put something that was not food in the fridge but i dont remember what

[Ozzy.]

once while i was drawing i forgot to flip the pencil around to the eraser side and drew on the drawing on accident smh