Goggles-kun Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Y’all heard of the Black Death? The agent of the devastating plague, the Bubonic plague, has been contracted by a wed Russian couple visiting Mongolia. They shortly died thereafter (and unfortunately, the wife was pregnant and their death orphaned four kids.) They have possibly been in contact with tons of people, so those guys have been quarantined. Just wanted to share! ‘Kay, I’ll have an existential crisis tonight before I sleep. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Goggles-kun said: Y’all heard of the Black Death? The agent of the devastating plague, the Bubonic plague, has been contracted by a wed Russian couple visiting Mongolia. They shortly died thereafter (and unfortunately, the wife was pregnant and their death orphaned four kids.) They have possibly been in contact with tons of people, so those guys have been quarantined. Just wanted to share! ‘Kay, I’ll have an existential crisis tonight before I sleep. Good thing we have modern medicine so the Black Death isn’t as bad (Still deadly though. Should be fine if you go to the ER soon after symptoms.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 I thought the original black death virus was dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wikipedia [he/him] Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 32 minutes ago, Jojo said: I thought the original black death virus was dead? Nope! It's actually still alive and very rampant in the USA specifically- but the people usually die inside of hospitals, so they don't see a need to post anything on the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 At least mortality is down to 10% with treatment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 2 hours ago, angelheart said: Nope! It's actually still alive and very rampant in the USA specifically- but the people usually die inside of hospitals, so they don't see a need to post anything on the news. So I'm safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Goggles-kun said: Y’all heard of the Black Death? The agent of the devastating plague, the Bubonic plague, has been contracted by a wed Russian couple visiting Mongolia. They shortly died thereafter (and unfortunately, the wife was pregnant and their death orphaned four kids.) They have possibly been in contact with tons of people, so those guys have been quarantined. Just wanted to share! ‘Kay, I’ll have an existential crisis tonight before I sleep. atleast my history lessons on the two plagues have taught me that, if I get the plague, all I have to do is kill my cats and dog, crush up an emerald and eat it, and then rub literal shit on my skin! and then im cured! *dies 10 seconds later* (british people in the mid 1300's were stupid wow) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, heyitsgeorgie said: atleast my history lessons on the two plagues have taught me that, if I get the plague, all I have to do is kill my cats and dog, crush up an emerald and eat it, and then rub literal shit on my skin! and then im cured! *dies 10 seconds later* (british people in the mid 1300's were stupid wow) uh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Renio2490 said: uh like I said, british people were stupid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, heyitsgeorgie said: like I said, british people were stupid Yeah. I'm just going to go to the swamp now and see what bugs can kill me... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wikipedia [he/him] Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, heyitsgeorgie said: like I said, british people were stupid we still are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, angelheart said: we still are! yup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Soooo we can possibly die from black death in modern times if we don't get medical help? oof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, FlowerMask said: Soooo we can possibly die from black death in modern times if we don't get medical help? oof. *looks away* "I've got free medical help." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Renio2490 said: *looks away* "I've got free medical help." Ya, my mom and I have medical insurance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Brokenshock said: Ya, my mom and I have medical insurance... But, uh, I live in Canada and so everything is great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 4 hours ago, angelheart said: Nope! It's actually still alive and very rampant in the USA specifically oh crap, I live in the usa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, B U L B D O G S said: oh crap, I live in the usa Do you want to come over to Canada? We've got snow, free healthcare and everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Renio2490 said: Do you want to come over to Canada? We've got snow, free healthcare and everything else. and lots of cold I'm used to heat. I live in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, B U L B D O G S said: and lots of cold I'm used to heat. I live in Florida BUT COLD IS NICE we have lots snow days you'll enjoy winter. My favourite season is Winter. Look, it's a nice beautiful season and you NEED to appreciate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Renio2490 said: My favourite season is Winter. Look, it's a nice beautiful season and you NEED to appreciate it. I appreciate it. It brings the temperature down to the 70's instead of the 90's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Giant coeclanth said: I appreciate it. It brings the temperature down to the 70's instead of the 90's. Well come over here where our winter goes down below 0. It's so great with lots of snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Renio2490 said: 0 o h g o o d g a w d Giant Feesh doesn't like snow. Once, we went on a trip up to Montana in the winter-time and I was freezing and my dog was doing a handstand to escape the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Giant coeclanth said: o h g o o d g a w d Giant Feesh doesn't like snow. Once, we went on a trip up to Montana in the winter-time and I was freezing and my dog was doing a handstand to escape the snow. heheheheheheheh I really wonder how you people survive in that heat. I can barely stand the summer here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Renio2490 said: heheheheheheheh I really wonder how you people survive in that heat. I can barely stand the summer here. How hot is the summer there? I like the heat. It's sometimes gets pretty cold in the winter where I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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