Goggles-kun Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Y’all heard of the Black Death? The agent of the devastating plague, the Bubonic plague, has been contracted by a wed Russian couple visiting Mongolia. They shortly died thereafter (and unfortunately, the wife was pregnant and their death orphaned four kids.) They have possibly been in contact with tons of people, so those guys have been quarantined. Just wanted to share! ‘Kay, I’ll have an existential crisis tonight before I sleep. 3
Aether Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Goggles-kun said: Y’all heard of the Black Death? The agent of the devastating plague, the Bubonic plague, has been contracted by a wed Russian couple visiting Mongolia. They shortly died thereafter (and unfortunately, the wife was pregnant and their death orphaned four kids.) They have possibly been in contact with tons of people, so those guys have been quarantined. Just wanted to share! ‘Kay, I’ll have an existential crisis tonight before I sleep. Good thing we have modern medicine so the Black Death isn’t as bad (Still deadly though. Should be fine if you go to the ER soon after symptoms.) 1
wikipedia [he/him] Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 32 minutes ago, Jojo said: I thought the original black death virus was dead? Nope! It's actually still alive and very rampant in the USA specifically- but the people usually die inside of hospitals, so they don't see a need to post anything on the news.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 At least mortality is down to 10% with treatment?
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 2 hours ago, angelheart said: Nope! It's actually still alive and very rampant in the USA specifically- but the people usually die inside of hospitals, so they don't see a need to post anything on the news. So I'm safe?
georgie Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Goggles-kun said: Y’all heard of the Black Death? The agent of the devastating plague, the Bubonic plague, has been contracted by a wed Russian couple visiting Mongolia. They shortly died thereafter (and unfortunately, the wife was pregnant and their death orphaned four kids.) They have possibly been in contact with tons of people, so those guys have been quarantined. Just wanted to share! ‘Kay, I’ll have an existential crisis tonight before I sleep. atleast my history lessons on the two plagues have taught me that, if I get the plague, all I have to do is kill my cats and dog, crush up an emerald and eat it, and then rub literal shit on my skin! and then im cured! *dies 10 seconds later* (british people in the mid 1300's were stupid wow) 4
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, heyitsgeorgie said: atleast my history lessons on the two plagues have taught me that, if I get the plague, all I have to do is kill my cats and dog, crush up an emerald and eat it, and then rub literal shit on my skin! and then im cured! *dies 10 seconds later* (british people in the mid 1300's were stupid wow) uh
georgie Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Renio2490 said: uh like I said, british people were stupid 1
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, heyitsgeorgie said: like I said, british people were stupid Yeah. I'm just going to go to the swamp now and see what bugs can kill me... 1
wikipedia [he/him] Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, heyitsgeorgie said: like I said, british people were stupid we still are!
flower Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Soooo we can possibly die from black death in modern times if we don't get medical help? oof.
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, FlowerMask said: Soooo we can possibly die from black death in modern times if we don't get medical help? oof. *looks away* "I've got free medical help." 1
Broken Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Renio2490 said: *looks away* "I've got free medical help." Ya, my mom and I have medical insurance...
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Brokenshock said: Ya, my mom and I have medical insurance... But, uh, I live in Canada and so everything is great. 1
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 4 hours ago, angelheart said: Nope! It's actually still alive and very rampant in the USA specifically oh crap, I live in the usa
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, B U L B D O G S said: oh crap, I live in the usa Do you want to come over to Canada? We've got snow, free healthcare and everything else.
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Renio2490 said: Do you want to come over to Canada? We've got snow, free healthcare and everything else. and lots of cold I'm used to heat. I live in Florida
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, B U L B D O G S said: and lots of cold I'm used to heat. I live in Florida BUT COLD IS NICE we have lots snow days you'll enjoy winter. My favourite season is Winter. Look, it's a nice beautiful season and you NEED to appreciate it. 1
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Renio2490 said: My favourite season is Winter. Look, it's a nice beautiful season and you NEED to appreciate it. I appreciate it. It brings the temperature down to the 70's instead of the 90's. 1
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Giant coeclanth said: I appreciate it. It brings the temperature down to the 70's instead of the 90's. Well come over here where our winter goes down below 0. It's so great with lots of snow
takoyamaaaS Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Renio2490 said: 0 o h g o o d g a w d Giant Feesh doesn't like snow. Once, we went on a trip up to Montana in the winter-time and I was freezing and my dog was doing a handstand to escape the snow.
Renio2490 Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Giant coeclanth said: o h g o o d g a w d Giant Feesh doesn't like snow. Once, we went on a trip up to Montana in the winter-time and I was freezing and my dog was doing a handstand to escape the snow. heheheheheheheh I really wonder how you people survive in that heat. I can barely stand the summer here.
Broken Posted May 5, 2019 Posted May 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Renio2490 said: heheheheheheheh I really wonder how you people survive in that heat. I can barely stand the summer here. How hot is the summer there? I like the heat. It's sometimes gets pretty cold in the winter where I live.
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