Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 Here, you can post vines, memes, or even jokes from comedians or yourself! 1
takoyamaaaS Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 Here's one I just thought up... Q: Why is 6 scared of 7? A: Because 7 8 9! 2
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 What did the Fox say to the Dog when he was caught eating the chickens? 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, PupTheNicheling said: What did the Fox say to the Dog when he was caught eating the chickens? What?
Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Author Posted May 26, 2019 You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! 1 1
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, randomspacecat said: What? "Go away, I'm eating." 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Brokenshock said: You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! It haz finally confused a spacecat
Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Author Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, randomspacecat said: It haz finally confused a spacecat It's a vine.
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, Brokenshock said: It's a vine. You youngsters and your drinking habits 1
Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Author Posted May 26, 2019 Time for a comedian's joke! This is by Joe Zimmerman: Everywhere you go there's different animal escape tactic. I was in Florida and they said, "When you're being chased by an alligator just run in a zig-zag. Everyone knows that!" And I said, "I didn't know that." And aren't alligator's eyes on the side of their head? Won't they see you when you're zigging and zagging? It'll be like, "There he is. Got him. Oh he's back. Good thing he's not sprinting straight forward that be my blind spot!" I know the one for the shark, put it in a headlock, drag it on land. Stupid shark, can't even breathe. They say don't smile at wolves because they take it as a sign of aggression. You know, who sees a wolf *smiles. "Oh look a pack of wolves! Wave! They're smiling back at us!" There is such thing as an Alligator Snapping Turtle. It weighs 300 lbs. They say if you ever get attacked by one you're supposed to hold it underwater by it's neck because it has a weak neck. You know, if I ever saw one of these I think my first step would be to walk away. And if you see it chasing you, you just wanna keep walking. But don't take a nap! Turtles hate naps... 2
georgie Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 guys guys guys im going to tell a joke have you ever heard of murphy's law? im assuming yes. have you ever heard of cole's law? 1 1
Goggles-kun Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 This is the type of things I consider “funny”: 1 1
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE 1 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Goggles-kun said: This is the type of things I consider “funny”: I'd argue, but there was a guy in my old school who was really into martial arts. We watched some Viking movie and he spent the entire duration making fun of the butched realism, as if it were the most entertaining thing on the planet 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 Also, I can't spell today. Please forgive me 1
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE
takoyamaaaS Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, PupTheNicheling said: SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE 2 hours ago, PupTheNicheling said: SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE 1
Sky Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 "I'm not stupid, I'm just uneducated" not 100% sure who said this, but it was someone at my school we have good education tho
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, random cat said: "I'm not stupid, I'm just uneducated" not 100% sure who said this, but it was someone at my school we have good education tho Uneducated on what? Still, we have a word for that in German, "bildungsresistent". He's just knowledge-resistant/impermeable
Sky Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, randomspacecat said: Uneducated on what? 🤷♀️ 1
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