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1 minute ago, Aetherskye said:

Hornet is Diet coke.

If you like Diet coke ur gay.

 

(Hornet is, in fact, gay.)

I don't even drink soda but im gay

it must have been the tap water-

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19 minutes ago, Clover said:

I don't even drink soda but im gay

it must have been the tap water-

They put it in your tap water.

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1 hour ago, recalibrating spacecat.exe said:

 

What happens if you're double gay. Is this why I'm ace

What does that mean?

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Just now, recalibrating spacecat.exe said:

If the coke turned me gay (bad phrase...), and the tap water turned me gay again, would I be super gay, straight or asexual? 

Or would you be a blended mix of all of the above? Is that possible?

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12 minutes ago, FlowerMask said:

Or would you be a blended mix of all of the above? Is that possible?

So mixing diet coke and tab water turns you straight until noon. Then you're ace and gay somewhere near midnight. Cinderella was the first known victim of this terrible affliction, trying to lose weight and be hydrated for the ball. Mystery solved (or, this is ridiculous and we're all "turning" into biromantic asexuals. Aromantic bisexuals? The horror...) 

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