TheCrazyDragonLady Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Some of my favourite jokes, some made by me, some from other people, some off of joke websites. What do you call a murder committed with an axe? An, AXE- indent Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny :D. A man without arms walks over to talk to his two friends. They get into an argument, and one of his friends says: "Oh no, will he hurt us?" And his other friends goes "Nah, he's ARMless What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny! Feel free to add your own jokes and such 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 My first ever joke- What do you call an elephant on a telephone? A Telephant 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Oh, you want to hear a joke about sodium? Mmmm... Na. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicmoonss Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 (I love corny jokes) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrazyDragonLady Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, Quarkycat said: Oh, you want to hear a joke about sodium? Mmmm... Na. Haha That's one of my favourites ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just now, TheAlbinoNightfury said: Haha That's one of my favourites ^^ Chemistry jokes are fun (especially for a nerd like me) I would make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones argon! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrazyDragonLady Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 A little inside joke me and my cousin currently have is quoting that one scene from ratatouille. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wikipedia [he/him] Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 ugh, i have so many puns... eg: what do you call the god of death? a diety 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 a fence is looking pretty good. fencetastic. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggles-kun Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Here’s a joke 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 WHAT DO YOU CALL AN IRRELEVANT ELEPHANT?? AN IRRELEPHANT. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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