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1 hour ago, Meron'nikeringu said:

well at this point there’s 3 people on-

@Magicmoonss?

I wasn't really on at the time, but hi :P

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MUSHU

YOU’RE ON THE TRENDING IMMORTAL PAGES

GOOD JOB BUDDY

AND MAUI AND HADES AND TAMATOA AND 

hang on

there’s A genie emoji

🧞‍♂️ 

Am I mistaken or does that look suspiciously like the Genie

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Well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam

I was a drab little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I’m beautiful, baby

 

Did your granny say, “Listen to your heart”?

”Be who you are on the inside”?

I need three words to tear her argument apart

Your granny LIED.

 

I’d rather be SHINY!

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look SHINY!

 

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck

Just a sec

 

Don’t you know

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters (Beginners!)

Oh, and here they come, come, come

To the brightest thing that glitters (Mm, fish dinners!)

 

I just love free food...

And you look like seafood... (ventriloquism)

 

-nobody cares, Maui, shut up-

Well, well, well...

Little Maui’s having trouble with his look.

You little semi-demi-mini-god!

Ouch! What a terrible performance!

Get the hook! (Get it?)

 

You don’t swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you I made myself a work of art!

 

I’ll never hide, I can’t! I’m too SHINY!

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff, my stuff is so SHINY!

Send your armies but they’ll never be enough

My shell’s too tough, Maui man

 

You can try, try, try but you can’t expect a demigod

To beat a decapod (look it up!)

Now you will die, die, die

And it’s time for me to take apart

Your aching heart

 

Far from the ones who abandoned you

Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted

You try to be tough

But your armor’s just not hard enough!

 

Maui! Now it’s time to kick your hiney!

Ever seen some one so SHINY?

Soak it in cause it’s the last you’ll ever see

C’est la vi mon ami (That’s life my friend)

I’m so SHINY!

Now I’ll eat you so prepare your final plea

Just for me!

 

You’ll never be quite as shiny

You wish you were nice and SHINY!

 

(Bonus below!)

 

Moana: Hey! I’ve got something shiny for you!

Tamatoa: The heart of Te Fiti...? You can’t run from me! Oh wait, you can. You keep surprising me.

 

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43 minutes ago, Meron'nikeringu said:

Well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam

I was a drab little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I’m beautiful, baby

 

Did your granny say, “Listen to your heart”?

”Be who you are on the inside”?

I need three words to tear her argument apart

Your granny LIED.

 

I’d rather be SHINY!

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look SHINY!

 

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck

Just a sec

 

Don’t you know

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters (Beginners!)

Oh, and here they come, come, come

To the brightest thing that glitters (Mm, fish dinners!)

 

I just love free food...

And you look like seafood... (ventriloquism)

 

-nobody cares, Maui, shut up-

Well, well, well...

Little Maui’s having trouble with his look.

You little semi-demi-mini-god!

Ouch! What a terrible performance!

Get the hook! (Get it?)

 

You don’t swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you I made myself a work of art!

 

I’ll never hide, I can’t! I’m too SHINY!

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff, my stuff is so SHINY!

Send your armies but they’ll never be enough

My shell’s too tough, Maui man

 

You can try, try, try but you can’t expect a demigod

To beat a decapod (look it up!)

Now you will die, die, die

And it’s time for me to take apart

Your aching heart

 

Far from the ones who abandoned you

Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted

You try to be tough

But your armor’s just not hard enough!

 

Maui! Now it’s time to kick your hiney!

Ever seen some one so SHINY?

Soak it in cause it’s the last you’ll ever see

C’est la vi mon ami (That’s life my friend)

I’m so SHINY!

Now I’ll eat you so prepare your final plea

Just for me!

 

You’ll never be quite as shiny

You wish you were nice and SHINY!

 

(Bonus below!)

 

Moana: Hey! I’ve got something shiny for you!

Tamatoa: The heart of Te Fiti...? You can’t run from me! Oh wait, you can. You keep surprising me.

 

note: I wrote this whole thing myself

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So I’m doing a project on classing Disney characters together. I just thought of it myself.

Moana and Esmeralda’s class:

Ladies who were about to cuss out a male protagonist but were cut off by that same male protagonist.

 

That moment is also the best moment in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame:

Esmeralda: You sneaky son of a-

Phoebus: Careful now, we’re in a church.

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