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Look at this sad thing

Mufasa has always shown too much restraint when it comes to hunting
When I am king, the mighty will be free to take whatever they want
Because a hyena's belly is never full
Mufasa's far too powerful to challenge

Mufasa is yesterday's message
A clapped-out, distracted regime
Whose failings undoubtedly presage
The need for a different dream
Yes, leonine times are a-changin'
Which means that hyenas must too
My vision is clear and wide-ranging
And even encompasses you

So prepare for the coup of the century
Prepare for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll be king
Undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared

Be prepared, be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared)
Be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared

 

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And then the awesome thing that is the original Be Prepared

I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Our chief weapon is surprise! ...Surprise and fear, fear and surprise- our two weapons are fear and surprise! And ruthless efficiency... Three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Four! Er... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise and- I'll come in again...

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6 hours ago, spooky602h said:

Im pretty sure i have an Iago plushie somewhere in denmark... Too bad im in romania right now (When i was little i didnt know it was Iago so now the plushie a girl...)

Poor Iago, he’d probably be furious. But not command Jafar to kill you. (He reformed in the second movie, if you didn’t already know.)

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Shang: What is your name?

Mulan: M-my name...?

Chi Fu: Your captain has asked you a question!

Mulan: I have a name - and it's a boy's name, too. It's, um...

Mushu: How about, uhhh, Ling?

Mulan: (pointing at Ling): His name is Ling.

Shang: I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours!

Mushu: How about, ahhhhh, Chu?

Mulan: Ah Chu.

Shang: Ah Chu???

Mushu: Gezundheit! (laughs)

Mulan: Mushu!

Shang: (at the end of his patience) Mushu???

Mulan: No!

Shang: Well, what is it?!

Mushu: Try Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up!

Mulan: (relieved) ...It's Ping!

Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my girlfr... (Mulan shoves him back into her armor)

Mulan: Yes. My name is Ping.

Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. (Mulan hands the scroll to him.) Fa Zhou? THE Fa Zhou?

Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.

Mulan: Er, he ... doesn't talk about me much. (She attempts to spit, but fails miserably.)

Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!

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It starts with Moana being placed on the boat after missing her leap and falling into the water. The Ocean sticks her on the boat, much to Maui's surprise.

Maui: Did not see that coming.

Then as Moana begins to recite her speech, Maui interrupts her mid-sentence by tossing her overboard. She is promptly returned. At this point Maui's more annoyed than surprised.

Maui: Aaaand she's back.

Then Maui jerks the boat, causing Moana to topple off. We cut to Maui's satisfied expression...which falls the minute he hears the familiar splash-thud.

Maui: It was Moana, right?

When Moana reveals The Heart of Te Fiti, Maui grabs it and throws it as far as he can. The Ocean throws it back into his face. Then Maui tries to leave the boat and the Ocean sticks him back on the boat.

Maui: "OH COME ON!" (Ocean squirts his face with water)

It's then repeated after the Kakamora battle. Moana makes a deal with Maui and he shakes her hand...only to flip her overboard. And the Ocean puts her back.

Maui: (a soaking wet Moana glares at him and he shrugs) Worth a shot.

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After Tamatoa finds out he's been tricked by Moana, he begins verbally breaking down her clever plan step by step before crushing the decoy Heart of Te Fiti in sudden frustration. Mere typing doesn't do it justice.

Tamatoa: (grabs the "heart", looking at it with glee as theatrical music is swelling) Yes! I have the-wait a minute... (the music halts, and time doesn't seem to move as Tamatoa talks) Augh! Oh, I see. She's taken a barnacle, and she's covered it in bioluminescent algae. As a diversion. (crushes the barnacle and time starts moving again) GRAAHH!

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