takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 I’m not even sure if I posted this already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Anaphylaxis: Your body chokes itself to death to protect itself. Can we have a round of applause for the body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Notifications? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 “Scar might be gone, but Zira’s still around to love this little lad” How ironic. The voice actress for Zira died in 2008 (rip) but the voice actor for Scar is still around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 I kind of want to play Meadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 I hate Be Prepared 2019. It’s just like, “Be prepared!” And half of the lyrics are gone. The Original Be Prepared is amazing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Look at this sad thing Mufasa has always shown too much restraint when it comes to hunting When I am king, the mighty will be free to take whatever they want Because a hyena's belly is never full Mufasa's far too powerful to challenge Mufasa is yesterday's message A clapped-out, distracted regime Whose failings undoubtedly presage The need for a different dream Yes, leonine times are a-changin' Which means that hyenas must too My vision is clear and wide-ranging And even encompasses you So prepare for the coup of the century Prepare for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning Decades of denial is simply why I'll be king Undisputed, respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared Be prepared, be prepared (Be prepared, be prepared) Be prepared (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared) Be prepared (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared) (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared) Be prepared (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared) Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 And then the awesome thing that is the original Be Prepared I never thought hyenas essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Did somebody say, “Upload some images that don’t work and some that do, specifically of Iago?” No? Well, too bad! 140A3C49-E84F-4443-B3EA-705D67854CA8.j CDBFB85F-0A19-448E-A97B B5F7287A-BB04-40A1-ACEF-75A1400B330C.jp2 832F88E5-F610-4BD9-A376-D91DF1692914.jp2 4CD4E623-A621-492B-AFB3-A886470842BC.jp2 12FDC223-149D-43F0-B406-60BC6A4C9DF1.jp2 4A7FCFF0-8409-447D-972A-CF789D338FCD.jp2 EC20B29A-02F9-4F8C-9EA6-EFE5ADBD437B.jp2 3CD13B6E-1812-46D8-AEF5-D27F2B4CB2B7.jp2 2CF808C9-AA79-4CF9-A4CF-CE744EA6CB2A.jp2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Meron’nikeringu said: Did somebody say, “Upload some images that don’t work and some that do, specifically of Iago?” No? Well, too bad! 140A3C49-E84F-4443-B3EA-705D67854CA8.j 30.71 kB · 0 downloads CDBFB85F-0A19-448E-A97B 96.81 kB · 0 downloads B5F7287A-BB04-40A1-ACEF-75A1400B330C.jp2 52.01 kB · 0 downloads 832F88E5-F610-4BD9-A376-D91DF1692914.jp2 52.23 kB · 0 downloads 4CD4E623-A621-492B-AFB3-A886470842BC.jp2 37.14 kB · 0 downloads 12FDC223-149D-43F0-B406-60BC6A4C9DF1.jp2 86.29 kB · 0 downloads 4A7FCFF0-8409-447D-972A-CF789D338FCD.jp2 31.68 kB · 0 downloads EC20B29A-02F9-4F8C-9EA6-EFE5ADBD437B.jp2 82.54 kB · 0 downloads 3CD13B6E-1812-46D8-AEF5-D27F2B4CB2B7.jp2 62.54 kB · 0 downloads 2CF808C9-AA79-4CF9-A4CF-CE744EA6CB2A.jp2 43.63 kB · 0 downloads @The Spanish Inquisition I command you to gaze upon these! Also, I won’t give you a virus, those files are just Iago pictures that were depressed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Our chief weapon is surprise! ...Surprise and fear, fear and surprise- our two weapons are fear and surprise! And ruthless efficiency... Three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Four! Er... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise and- I'll come in again... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Just now, The Spanish Inquisition said: Pope Give him some potatoes, he has little. And maybe buy him some moths with headphones. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 More Iago: 012B79F8-5B56-47B9-882E-CC9DDDB456A0.jp2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 6 hours ago, spooky602h said: Im pretty sure i have an Iago plushie somewhere in denmark... Too bad im in romania right now (When i was little i didnt know it was Iago so now the plushie a girl...) Poor Iago, he’d probably be furious. But not command Jafar to kill you. (He reformed in the second movie, if you didn’t already know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 Blank Animal Lineart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 Master of disguise (and kicking flamingos in the shins) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Nobody: Nobody in the world: Not even an animal: Me: HELLO DO YOU KNOW OF ANY TRANSPARENT ANIMAL BASES 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Nobody: Nobody in the world: Not even an animal: Me: F2U ANIMAL BASE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 So many tabs, aaaaaa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilytuft Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Meron’nikeringu said: So many tabs, aaaaaa I have 34... I have a problem 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lilytuft said: I have 34... I have a problem They’re probably not almost all animal bases, though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Shang: What is your name? Mulan: M-my name...? Chi Fu: Your captain has asked you a question! Mulan: I have a name - and it's a boy's name, too. It's, um... Mushu: How about, uhhh, Ling? Mulan: (pointing at Ling): His name is Ling. Shang: I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours! Mushu: How about, ahhhhh, Chu? Mulan: Ah Chu. Shang: Ah Chu??? Mushu: Gezundheit! (laughs) Mulan: Mushu! Shang: (at the end of his patience) Mushu??? Mulan: No! Shang: Well, what is it?! Mushu: Try Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up! Mulan: (relieved) ...It's Ping! Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my girlfr... (Mulan shoves him back into her armor) Mulan: Yes. My name is Ping. Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. (Mulan hands the scroll to him.) Fa Zhou? THE Fa Zhou? Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son. Mulan: Er, he ... doesn't talk about me much. (She attempts to spit, but fails miserably.) Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 It starts with Moana being placed on the boat after missing her leap and falling into the water. The Ocean sticks her on the boat, much to Maui's surprise. Maui: Did not see that coming. Then as Moana begins to recite her speech, Maui interrupts her mid-sentence by tossing her overboard. She is promptly returned. At this point Maui's more annoyed than surprised. Maui: Aaaand she's back. Then Maui jerks the boat, causing Moana to topple off. We cut to Maui's satisfied expression...which falls the minute he hears the familiar splash-thud. Maui: It was Moana, right? When Moana reveals The Heart of Te Fiti, Maui grabs it and throws it as far as he can. The Ocean throws it back into his face. Then Maui tries to leave the boat and the Ocean sticks him back on the boat. Maui: "OH COME ON!" (Ocean squirts his face with water) It's then repeated after the Kakamora battle. Moana makes a deal with Maui and he shakes her hand...only to flip her overboard. And the Ocean puts her back. Maui: (a soaking wet Moana glares at him and he shrugs) Worth a shot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 After Tamatoa finds out he's been tricked by Moana, he begins verbally breaking down her clever plan step by step before crushing the decoy Heart of Te Fiti in sudden frustration. Mere typing doesn't do it justice. Tamatoa: (grabs the "heart", looking at it with glee as theatrical music is swelling) Yes! I have the-wait a minute... (the music halts, and time doesn't seem to move as Tamatoa talks) Augh! Oh, I see. She's taken a barnacle, and she's covered it in bioluminescent algae. As a diversion. (crushes the barnacle and time starts moving again) GRAAHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Maui: Te Fiti! [nervous laugh] Hey, I mean... how ya been? Te Fiti: [gives a look that says 'I've been a raging lava monster for a thousand years. How do you thinkI've been?'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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