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this is the best story i have ever heard

peculiar shady lady is 10/10

One day at a toy shop,
I met a man selling apples,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some apelles.

"Got any apelles?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No apelles here!" said the guy.
He seemed to find it quite funny.

"We've got some lovely cats,
I'll give you a very fine price."
"I'd rather have some ziggurats."
The man blinked rapidly thrice.

The man seemed exceptionally brainy,
And his manner was strangely amused.
He wasn't what I would call zany,
Great disdain he noticeably oozed.

Like others, he thought I was odd,
Some say I'm a bit amazing.
Still he gave me a courteous nod,
As if he thought I was plenty blazing.

So in search of my goal I departed,
But before the toy shop could I leave,
The man came running full-hearted,
"I can help you I believe."

"Apples, apelles, you shall find.
Cats, ziggurats, you can get.
You must now open your mind,
And get down to New York Market.

So to New York Market I decided to go,
In search of the apelles I craved.
The winds it did eerily blow.
But I felt that the day could be saved.

There were stalls selling crisps,
Marbles in many shades.
There were even stalls selling wisps
People were scattered from many trades

I was greeted by a peculiar lady,
She seemed to be rather amazing
I couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady.
I wondered if she was at all blazing.

Before I could open my mouth,
She shouted, "For you, I have some apelles!"
I headed towards her, to the south,
Past some cats and apples.

"But how did you know?" I asked,
"Do you want them or not?" she did say.
Silently, the apelles she passed.
Then vanished before I could pay.

As I walked away I hard a crackle
Or was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle?

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Polly really loves that toe

Polly couldn't stop thinking about the toe
It was just so funny and tough
Never had she known anything so bio

That morning, Polly was shocked by the mow
She had to calm herself with a puff
Polly couldn't stop thinking about the toe

Later, she realised that the toe was pro
She thought the situation had become rather duff
Never had she known anything so bio

Kathy tried to distract her with a ratio
Said it was time to start thinking about a scruff
Polly couldn't stop thinking about the toe

Polly decided to change so
The toe was like a toxic guff
Never had she known anything so bio

Polly nosedived like a noble snow
Her mind became dangerously enough
Polly couldn't stop thinking about the toe
Never had she known anything so bio

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My jolly queen, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you eat, sleep and snort,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the davenport.

Let me compare you to a pretender?
You are more clever, forever and fun.
Grey fogs hide the oceans of November,
And autumntime has the kind bofors gun.

How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your solid eyes, humour and thigh.
Thinking of your dun humour fills my days.
My hate for you is the forgiving nigh.

Now I must away with a merry heart,
Remember my one words whilst we're apart.

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send this to ur crush v2

For My Deadly Seahorse

A Love Poem by Anonymous

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Enmity is deadly,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
The outline is wavy,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
A term is short,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
Victims are innocent,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Sections are thin,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
My ticket is winning,
And so is your smile.

A seahorse is beautiful,
Just like you.

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