Jokes

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Let's all share our jokes!

I had one to put here, it was about soap..

 

But it slipped away from me

[CABINET]

Oh, you want jokes? I'll give you the (nerdy) jokes!

I was going to post a joke about sodium... but you know what, Na

Oh, a joke about potassium? K

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My dad offered to buy me a bed if I paid for some of it, I told him, I'll sleep on it.

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I liked this

ignore the last part

[georgie]

29 minutes ago, blackcat for ransom said:

I liked this

ignore the last part

im so sorry but

I dont get it

 

is it a joke about how politicians lie or something?

[Spacestar TheThundersuncat]

16 minutes ago, heyitsgeorgie said:

im so sorry but

I dont get it

 

is it a joke about how politicians lie or something?

It's how they present during campaigning vs the rest of the year. Not sure if this makes more sense if you're European or American, since there's a different culture about what we know of them

Here they go to all kinds of extremes in reaction to other parties, just to change their mind tomorrow and pretty much have the same goals anyway, despite what they say. You know the system is messed up when they can't even decide on who to hate today.