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2 hours ago, Zixvir said:

what time is it where you live?

if it is 12:00 am-4:00 am, G O   T O    B E D

I'm fine because I took a midday nap by accident.

it is 4 am was 2 am when j said that but i literally do not care i only woke up like 8 hours ago and i dont need a sleep schedule im homeschooled

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Hello, Walmart Support Team here! It has come to our attention that there has been an influx of walmart buyers, also known as people, spreading rumors that our store has been stealing children lost inside. Now, this is simply just that, a conspiracy theory mixed in with a rumor that no sane walmart buyer would or should ever believe in. While it is true that many children got lost in our stores at exactly 5:30 P.M. on a Friday, 17:30 for the lesser evolved of us who are unable to understand the need and significance of a P.M. when we could simply add a 12 to the number on the clock, these missing child cases are all just a giant coincidence and just that, children going missing.

Besides, we have no reason to even steal these many-toothed monstrosities, as we absolutely do not even own any places to keep them, especially not near Gar Hole Arkansas, 36.2278527 (North), -93.9007523 (West), that is just plain wrong information. The only reason the children have all been missing for more than a few days is because they wandered off outside the walmart. While yes, we are still partially at fault because the hidden tooth demons were not able to comprehend our absolutely amazing store design and we are currently trying to fix our layouts, the blame rests solely on the forehead cretins. Until next time.

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17 minutes ago, PincerClaw420 said:

Hello, Walmart Support Team here! It has come to our attention that there has been an influx of walmart buyers, also known as people, spreading rumors that our store has been stealing children lost inside. Now, this is simply just that, a conspiracy theory mixed in with a rumor that no sane walmart buyer would or should ever believe in. While it is true that many children got lost in our stores at exactly 5:30 P.M. on a Friday, 17:30 for the lesser evolved of us who are unable to understand the need and significance of a P.M. when we could simply add a 12 to the number on the clock, these missing child cases are all just a giant coincidence and just that, children going missing.

Besides, we have no reason to even steal these many-toothed monstrosities, as we absolutely do not even own any places to keep them, especially not near Gar Hole Arkansas, 36.2278527 (North), -93.9007523 (West), that is just plain wrong information. The only reason the children have all been missing for more than a few days is because they wandered off outside the walmart. While yes, we are still partially at fault because the hidden tooth demons were not able to comprehend our absolutely amazing store design and we are currently trying to fix our layouts, the blame rests solely on the forehead cretins. Until next time.

true MEATYPOLTERGEIST69

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