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1 minute ago, G00gle Translate said:

I'm under a tornado watch.

Seeing as how things played out last time can ya'll send me a little love? and JoeHills.

Thanks.

Watches means that a tornado has not been spotted but they can happen. Also, the storm is like north of me but there might be a 2nd one incoming idk,

Oof. North Nashville is in the seriously-look-out zone. But they're already so torn down my tornadoes. (I'm not in north. I think I am in south-western which means I was furthest from any disaster.)

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2 minutes ago, G00gle Translate said:

CORONAVIRUS HAS CANCELLED HAMILTON SHOWS?!

TIME TO ERADICATE A VIRUS

GET THE LYSOL AND TAKE UP YOUR POSITIONS LADS AND LASSES THIS IS A CRISIS!

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10 minutes ago, Google translation said:

GET THE LYSOL AND TAKE UP YOUR POSITIONS LADS AND LASSES THIS IS A CRISIS!

Should I do a ritual to summon all the warriors of the Revolutionary War that died to Illness? That also means America's favorite fighting Frenchman comes back b/c he died of pneumonia : D

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"Jack, if you say 'Live Together, Die Alone' right now, I am going to punch you in the face." (the best part: this is spoken by Rose, an sorta elderly black woman who had cancer and is awesome)

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"Do you think she knows he likes her?" "She's a woman. She knows." (Spoken in Korean by two Koreans; the 'she' was a woman that was walking with them, and she actually knows Korean and understood them but they didn't find that out until later)

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3 minutes ago, Skysplash8 said:

Shows up with a body slung over his back: "Uh, hey Dad, how's it going?"

may I add, the guy talking also just escaped from a mental hospital and everyone thinks he killed 3 people (it was actually Sayid, as shown in the quote after the one right above)

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1 minute ago, gamingcookie said:

The top 5 worst people

Dolores Umbridge

Dolores Umbridge

Dolores Umbridge

Dolores Umbridge

Dolores Fricking Umbridge

Honorable mentions

Rita Skeeter

Rita Skeeter

Rita Hecking Skeeter

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