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2 hours ago, YambOwO said:

A shadow loomed over Jon, becoming bigger and bigger with each passing second.

"Oh, Garfield, there-" Jon regretted turning around the second he saw... the... thing.

It's appearance was a grotesque caricature of his beloved cat's features, with long humanoid hands and feet along with over sized tiger-like ears. The stripes that appeared across the creatures body seemed like mouths, as Jon swore he saw all of them speak, chitter, chirp and whisper. The entire thing had eyes covering every inch, opening and closing, trying to get a good look at every single one of Jon's features.

"i do knot intend uwu to hawm chu~ jonyathan. That shouwd be teh weast of uwu ur wowwies." Before Jon could even consider moving, it grew a pair of arms, using them to grab Jon and bring him closer to it's body. 

"we must become onye~ jonyathan. We can destwoy teh wowwd~ togethew." The creature said with it's raspy, deep and frankly demonic voice. Jon attempted slithering out of the creatures grasp, but it's grip was too strong.

Jon screamed, as loud as he could. A new pair of legs emerged out of IT's body, closing Jon's mouth and attempting to flatten him as the stripes on it's legs shushed Jon.

"shush~ shush~ jonyathan awbuckwe. It wiww aww be ovew soon."

 

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1 hour ago, Certified Baguette Lover said:

Fight the other founding fathers 'til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
[REDACTED] him off until we had a two-party system

 

I’m singing with myself please guys

You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
'Cause he's been kickin' [REDACTED] as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas, Thomas!

 

sure.

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1 hour ago, Certified Baguette Lover said:

You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
'Cause he's been kickin' [REDACTED] as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas, Thomas!

 

sure.

screw typing

 

 

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home
Lord, he's been off in Paris for so long!

Aaa-ooo!
Aaa-ooo!

France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up and the world still spins

I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
Then I said, 'I gotta go
I gotta be in Monticello.'
Now the work at home begins

So what'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies
I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this

There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bags down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won't cha open it?
It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York

Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free
Ready to face
Whatever's awaiting
Me in N.Y.C.

But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?
My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond
"What's goin' on?" (Aaa-ooo!)

Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?

Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less
Than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?

Uh... France

We have to win

What'd I miss? (What, what, what'd I miss?)

What'd I miss? (I've come home to this)

Headfirst into a political abyss!

I have my first cabinet meeting today (chicka-pow!)

I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way
Let's get to the bottom of this

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home

Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!

So what did I miss?

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4 hours ago, YambOwO said:

A shadow loomed over Jon, becoming bigger and bigger with each passing second.

"Oh, Garfield, there-" Jon regretted turning around the second he saw... the... thing.

It's appearance was a grotesque caricature of his beloved cat's features, with long humanoid hands and feet along with over sized tiger-like ears. The stripes that appeared across the creatures body seemed like mouths, as Jon swore he saw all of them speak, chitter, chirp and whisper. The entire thing had eyes covering every inch, opening and closing, trying to get a good look at every single one of Jon's features.

"i do knot intend uwu to hawm chu~ jonyathan. That shouwd be teh weast of uwu ur wowwies." Before Jon could even consider moving, it grew a pair of arms, using them to grab Jon and bring him closer to it's body. 

"we must become onye~ jonyathan. We can destwoy teh wowwd~ togethew." The creature said with it's raspy, deep and frankly demonic voice. Jon attempted slithering out of the creatures grasp, but it's grip was too strong.

Jon screamed, as loud as he could. A new pair of legs emerged out of IT's body, closing Jon's mouth and attempting to flatten him as the stripes on it's legs shushed Jon.

"shush~ shush~ jonyathan awbuckwe. It wiww aww be ovew soon."

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On 6/3/2020 at 6:06 PM, Zixvir said:

it depends on the bagel and the cream cheese, in your case you must have great bagels and great cream cheese, also hsve you had texas toast? it's like garlic bread but pretty much better, so they are equal.

I'm eating Texas toast right now and was thinking of this post. Texas toast isn't like garlic bread. Trust me, I live and Texas and am currently sitting in Dairy Palace (many miles from home though), where they serve burgers and Blue Bell ice cream, and the walls are filled with pictures of kids with their county fair award-winning livestock. Texas toast is basically toast soaked in butter and fried, no spices. It's the sort of thing that's often used as the bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. It is not garlic bread.

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I am eating a meal of fried chicken nuggets with gravy and fries, as well as Texas toast, along with a "Texas Size" sweet iced tea, beside a Texas flag, surrounded by pictures of kids with their award winning livestock at the county fair. And Blue Bell is being served behind me. And this is out in the country where everyone has a truck and a Southern accent. This is the most Texan situation I've ever been in.

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On 6/7/2020 at 3:40 PM, Sky said:

I'm eating Texas toast right now and was thinking of this post. Texas toast isn't like garlic bread. Trust me, I live and Texas and am currently sitting in Dairy Palace (many miles from home though), where they serve burgers and Blue Bell ice cream, and the walls are filled with pictures of kids with their county fair award-winning livestock. Texas toast is basically toast soaked in butter and fried, no spices. It's the sort of thing that's often used as the bread for a grilled cheese sandwich. It is not garlic bread.

cool, and I uuderstad

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1 minute ago, gamingcookie said:

If it's not a big spoiler, what's BloodClan? If it is a big spoiler don't tell me though

It's like a group of rogue cats who use really bloody techniques like using dog teeth on their claws to make them sharper

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