CABINET Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 "Good evening, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife!" "...AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 "State your name, rank and intention." "The Doctor, doctor, fun." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 "Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who, and these are my... disposables, Exposition, and Comic Relief." "We're not functions!" "Darling, those are genders." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 "of course, i would only ever use my giant anime sword to cut down bean crocs!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 “I swear everyone on this high is website” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 me when i posted something before i finished typing it on accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 "im gonna place my empty cup on the ground then i want boston dynamics piss bot over there to use its cameras and survey the room for any red solo cups if it detects one i want it to move over to it, position itself directly above the cup and piss me a nice tall glass of beer so i don't have to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 "OPEN YOUR EYES, THE WORLD IS LONG." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 "people might not know this, but in real life pears don't actually have brains" (i almost typed pears as pairs.......) 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 "unfortunately though, pears aren't very good drivers, as they only have small arms." 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 "rule number 1. no discrimination except against those associated with bananas rule number 2 watch at least 10 annoying orange videos before midday, and a subsequent 10 before sundown rule number 3 never eat vegetables and,, uh,,, love thy neighbor" 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilytuft Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 "Demon of the underworld, do my work for me" *literally puching a wither with bread in a narrow tunnel* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howling Meadows Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 “”It was a controlled burn, officer.” I say as I incinerate a Ford-f1-50” ”✨Vehicular manslaughter✨“ ”I’m sorry I gave you the impression I know stuff” ”EBEE DEEBY” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 10 hours ago, hamingcookie said: T H E P E A R 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex602h ,any pronouns, Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 12 hours ago, hamingcookie said: They're probably secretly a banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 19 hours ago, alex602h said: They're probably secretly a banana iirc they were actually from the yellow nation. You know what that means! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 meganplays slaps god in the face Wait this isn't related to the post i just made this is just its own funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 2 hours ago, hamingcookie said: iirc they were actually from the yellow nation. You know what that means! wait it was yellow Nation? Thought it was red- TIME TO WATCH THE VIDEO AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilytuft Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 "Did you poop under your bed?" "NO THAT'S THE DARK MANIFESTATION OF MY STRESS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howling Meadows Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Piss in a jar and throw it at the stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 "im flying like a cantaloupe" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 4/17/2021 at 11:16 AM, Polly said: so beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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